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YOU ARE THE REASON
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â you seem pretty fearless for someone who's a coward. â
YOU SEEM PRETTY âââ FOR SOMEONE SO âââ
"..." Breathe in...and breathe out...breathe in...and breathe out. Precht sighs. "Where are your parents?"
âI donât have any of thoseâŚ. Iâve heard theyâre overrated anyway.â She shrugs in response.
âStill a cowardâŚâ
YOU SEEM PRETTY âââ FOR SOMEONE SO âââ
â you seem pretty composed for someone carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. â
â you seem pretty invincible for someone so self - sacrificing. â
â you seem pretty prideful for someone with so much self - loathing. â
â you seem pretty reserved for someone who longs to be understood. â
â you're pretty manipulative for someone who cares so much. â
â you seem pretty detached for someone familiar with loss. â
â you seem pretty cruel for someone who once loved someone so gently. â
â you seem pretty young for someone sticking their neck out so recklessly. â
â you seem pretty timid for someone with such ambitious dreams. â
â you seem pretty loyal for someone so untrustworthy as a friend. â
â you seem pretty self - sacrificing for someone who called it hypocritical. â
â you seem pretty trapped for someone who values freedom for others. â
â you seem pretty forgiving for someone who wants revenge. â
â you seem pretty selfish for someone so willing to do anything for anyone. â
â you seem pretty fearless for someone who's a coward. â
â you seem pretty realistic for someone living in a fantasy. â
â you seem pretty well put together for someone beyond repair. â
â you seem pretty cold for someone with such a soft heart. â
â you seem pretty calm for someone who's about to meet their demise. â
â you seem pretty human for someone who isn't. â
â you seem so insecure for someone who sees beauty in everything. â
â you seem pretty trusting for someone so scared of betrayal. â
â you seem pretty kind for someone so full of anger. â
â you seem pretty strong for someone holding back. â
â you seem pretty bright for somehow so scared to outshine others. â
â you seem pretty certain of yourself for someone that's spent years questioning their own existence. â
â you seem pretty arrogant for someone who's about to lose. â
Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend.
Check out the bonus panel on the site!
SMBC â PATREON â INSTAGRAM â BLUESKY â STORE
Buy this comic as a print!
I miss the fairytail verse. I miss rp in general.
I hope my old partners are doing well.
If you want to rp again, feel free to message me
[ just because this is an rp blog, doesn't mean i won't answer questions like an ask blog. my askbox is always open to any questions you might have for my muse. ]
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.
I hope you like it :]
there arenât enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything
THE BOY
Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source). Â
The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.
You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.
And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.
And then⌠what? Do you escalate? Thatâs unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids donât have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.
BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. Itâs a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and itâs only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.
Good thing Ursulaâs got our back, at least.
This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.
Gentleman, if I might add:
yes you may add this
I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.
âş reblog to let your mutuals know that... YOUR RP BLOG IS NOT TIME-SENSITIVE!
...That there is NO time limit or expiration date on asks, memes or threads.
...That your partners NEVER need to feel they have to apologise for not responding to a thread or ask yet.
...That you welcome replies to "OLD" threads and memes, even if they've been sitting quietly untouched for weeks or months.
...That there is NEVER any pressure or obligation for your partners to reply until they feel the drive and enthusiasm to do so.
...That YOU will happily respond to things at YOUR OWN leisure, and you would like your partners to feel comfortable doing the same.
Not everybody enjoys running their blog this way and that's a-okay. But removing the idea that RP interactions are something that can "expire" or that the asks in your inbox have an unspoken "due-date", takes the pressure off of both your partners and yourself and can help bust feelings of stress/anxiety from the hobby. Reblog to let your partners know that you're just jazzed to receive new writing from them, whenever it comes.
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but youâre still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
#if youâre wondering if this is for you #itâs probably for you
If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck
i love u guys i jsut forget :(
I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.
toes
Why is there a coyote on a bus.
because they canât drive
â is now accepting curious anons.
ask anything you want to know about the muse(s)!
perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
this is what i mean
Via @bulbaderp
â is now accepting curious anons.
ask anything you want to know about the muse(s)!
-brush-
Send âbrushâ to accidentally touch one of my museâs scars
As she brushes her hand against his while grabbing something, Angelic's hand twitches and pulls away, revealing small long scars about some of them and even a slite bent to some of the fingers where the skin was damaged.
Looking over, he takes in a breath before sighing. "Ah, sorry..."
She smiles at him, attention captured immediately when he pulled his hand away from hers. âItâs okay. If anything it was my fault.â She tilts her head to the side slightly and holds out the jar.
âI was just trying to help.â She wants to ask about the scars, wants to know more but remains silent about them.
Hello my friends
I am going to try and bring this back into an rp blog with posts mostly relevant to My OC Maeve. I have repurposed one of my side blogs to be my personal blog now where I rb a whole bunch of things.
Also, I primarily use the app and when I get sleepy I seem to fat finger the follow button on posts. This means I wake up to names I donât recognize and unfollow them if they arenât ones I remember and recognize content on.
What Iâm saying is if you think I accidentally unfollow you, please message me and let me know so I can fix it.
I have been struggling getting back into rp anywhere because of real life issues so Iâm not promising anything but I want to try and come back a bit. Hopefully more on weekends and such
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Is the blog btw
Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldnât that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear
no no itâs what left behind after the milk has been evaporated cuz only the water goes, not the other stuff
THEREâS WATER IN MILK?
WHAT DID YOU THINK THE LIQUID WAS?
IDK ISNT MILK ITS OWN LIQUID?
NO
ITâS MILK-STUFF MIXED WITH WATER
MILK STUFF? DOESNT IT JUST COME FROM THE COWâS TIT?
ITS LIKE TIT JUICE, THERE IS WATER IN JUICE AND THERE IS WATER IN MILK
Itâs fat droplets suspended in water, with some nutrients and soforth dissolved in it. You know, like ranch dressing.
Evaporated milk is just dehydrated milk.
Obsessed with the user who assumed milk was its own element on the periodic table
As op I felt like I had to make this
Milk, the forbidden 119th element
the only question left is if itâs a metal, non-metal, or metalloid.
OP seems to have classified it as a special case of halfnium, reclassified as a lanthanide. This has fascinating implications for electron orbital geometry.
Anyway itâs a rare earth metal apparently.
Yes I definitely classified it intentionally and knew exactly what I was doing when I put it with the lanthanides because I am never wrong
MILK IS A RARE EARTH METAL
I thought so, I took one look at your classification and immediately thought âthis is definitely someone with a deep understanding of how the periodic table worksâ
Iâm glad that we have reached a consensus on the expected elemental properties of milk
Iâd really like to know what @derinthescarletpescatarianâs thoughts are on milkâs electron orbital geometry
That would involve writing a crash course in how suborbitals work on a post about whether water (the primary ingredient in milk) is in milk and even for tumblr thatâs going a bit far
no, it is absolutely not going too far
You guys always complain that you donât get to learn stuff in normal ways and then you come asking for this
MILK IS SEVERAL COMPOUNDS PLEASE YALL ARE KILLING ME OVER HERE
We have a container of dry milk because in addition to a little fat and sugars, it contains proteins, which settle into the pores of nitrocellulose membranes, making sure analytical proteins (specific antibodies) donât get trapped. We could just use casein (one of the proteins in milk), but milk is much cheaper and can also be found at Walmart.
No milk is a lanthanide keep up
lanthanide?
I think you mean lactanide
I will put lego in all of your shoes
A cube of milk with 3 inches of edge length can blow up the galaxy.
Our galaxy is actually the result of such an explosion, thatâs why we call it the Milky Way
this is a unique sort of thread in which youâll find two types of people exclusively: nerds and dumbasses
Enter OCEAN EYES and NOT DEAD YET, two of the kingâs most quarrelsome stablehands.
OCEAN May one explain what powdered milk doth be? Is it not gas? I live in constant fear.
NOT DEAD The water flees to air, the rest is left. The dry debris then forms the powdered milk.
OCEAN Thou sayest water doth reside in milk?
NOT DEAD Pray tell what thou believâst the liquid is?
OCEAN Is milk not one pure substance in itself?
NOT DEAD No;Â âtis only milk-stuff mixed with water.
OCEAN Yet milk appears from living cowsâ own tits!
NOT DEAD âTis juice from tits, yet water still it holds. If water be in juice, then âtis in milk.
Enter DERIN, the scarlet pescatarian.
DERIN âTis drops of fat afloat in water, As if âtwas dressing for thy greens. With water gone, the powdered milk remains.
A NOTE attached to an arrow, written by BURNING BRAND, flies through the window.
BURNING BRANDâS NOTE Obsessed with he who foolishly believâd That milk is element of chemistry.
The NOTE crumbles to ash. BURNING BRAND is not seen again.
OCEAN As he who instigated such a fight, I felt that this creation was my duty.
OCEAN unrolls a scroll of parchment with a flourish.
OCEAN Behold, âtis milk, one hundred and nineteen.
Enter JASON FUNDER BERKER, a frog.
JASON FUNDER BERKER And yet the burning question still remains: âTis metal, not, or somewhere in between?
JASON FUNDER BERKER does not wait to hear the answer, and exits.
DERIN A lanthinide! A special case, I see. How fascinating, geometrically. But let us leave atomic musings be. For milk is a rare metal of our Earth.
OCEAN Of course it is, for I am always right. My choices are, of course, deliberate.
DERIN I do not doubt thou speakest truth, my lord Thy brilliant mind is utterly unmatchâd. It seems that an agreement has been reachâd.
OCEAN Of course; however, in sincerity I wish to know thy scholar-driven thoughts.
DERIN I fear âtwould be beyond thy comprehension. To teach to thee would take this much too far.
Exit OCEAN, in a huff. Enter JESIN, BOOP BOOP, FLIPOCRITE, VELVET, and LOVELY DREAMS, curious onlookers attracted to the scene.
JESIN Do teach us, it would not take this too far!
DERIN Ye all complain of learning strangely, Then ask me baiting questions such as this!
BOOP BOOP Thy gross ineptitude shall be my death! Milk is formed of small component parts. The fat, the sugars, proteins all combine They seep through pores of membranes in this drink Unpleasant compounds all are filterâd out. All this obtained for small amounts of coin.
DERIN No, milk is lanthanide, pray keep the pace.
FLIPOCRITE The word thou meanâst is lactanide, I think.
DERIN May sharpened pain-shaped stones fill up thy shoes So that thou never knowâst a momentâs peace.
VELVET A cube of milk, three inches on each side Could blow up the entire galaxy.
DERIN Our galaxy was formed in such a fashion. âTis why we gave it name of âMilky Way.â
LOVELY DREAMS Thus ends our entertainment for the night Here fools and pompous scholars come to fight.
Exuent, pursued by a cow.
(Shakespearean adaptation format inspired by @mortimermcmirestinksâ in this post)
