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grox

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

aflo

i got a freling

grox

Oooooooh ooooooh

Hello 👋,

I hope this message finds you well. My name is Aziz, and I’m reaching out with a heartfelt plea to help my family find safety and reunite with our mother. 😞

The ongoing war in Gaza has torn my family apart. My mother and newborn sister are stranded in Egypt, while I, along with the rest of my sex family members, am trapped in the midst of the genocide in Gaza. We have not only been separated but have also lost our home and are enduring unimaginable hardships. 💔

Your support can make a difference. Whether by reading our story, donating, or sharing our campaign with others, you can help us reunite, find safety, and start anew. 🙏🕊

Thank you, from the depths of my heart, for your kindness, compassion, and solidarity during this difficult time. ❤🍉

https://gofund.me/58268669 🔗

!!!

#gaza #I haven't checked the link so be careful #but also help if you can!#palestine

theinformationdump

Body Language Cheat Sheet for Writers

As described by Selnick’s article:

Author and doctor of clinical psychology Carolyn Kaufman has released a one-page body language cheat sheet of psychological “tells” (PDF link) fiction writers can use to dress their characters.

#writing

damselwrites

Words to use instead of “said” organized by emotion/intention

#writing

damselwrites

Basic Physical Descriptions

#writing

curiouslyhigh

feinseld

i missed this post

goldrushzukka

it's the final week of tracking for spotify wrapped everyone share ur predictions for ur top artist & song of the year!!!!!!

#i started listening to a shit-tonne of brazilian funk #oh no #and italian music #aka #mahmood #not so much måneskin this time round though

hummingbird-hunter

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

What is your gender now/what did you get?

A person (real or fictional)

An animal

A plant/fungus/otherwise alive non-animal

A non-living natural thing (e.g. a rock) or a natural phenomenon (e.g. tornado)

A place

A period of time or a specific event

A concept

A man-made object

A work of art or a piece of media

A field of study or a specific research

Something else? Put in tags

Voting ended onNov 4, 2024

#did anyone else get it #rickrolled

selenaigomez

Cinderella (1950) dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson, Hamilton Luske

“And yet, through it all, Cinderella remained ever gentle and kind, for with each dawn she found new hope that someday her dreams of happiness would come true.”

myfandomtopia

Kissing the back of someone’s hand? Hot. Calling someone “love” or “darling”? Hot. Saying you “fancy” someone? Hot. Tucking the other person’s hair behind their ear? Hot. Grabbing someone by the collar or tie to kiss them? Hot. Spinning someone back around into an embrace and/or kiss? Hot.

princesstadashi

See also: Tilting someone’s chin up with your hand and holding it there for just a moment before kissing them.

quinintheclouds

AN EXCELLENT ADDITION! Consider also also: hugs from behind? Hot. Someone brushing an eyelash delicately from your cheek and holding it up on one finger and saying “make a wish?” Hot. Jumping into a koala hug and giving you a forehead kiss before nuzzling into your shoulder? Hot. Spinning someone around in a circle off the ground? Hot. Holding out a hand and saying “shall we?” Hot. People? Hot.

#every day i cry #i'm waiting

kaijuno

EMERGENCY EVICTION HELP

Hey, so I could really really use some help this month. My boyfriend just lost his job because he had to go to rehab and I am disabled. We’re not gonna make rent this month without some sort of help. We really really need help. Our court date is the 21st of October. We need help. I don’t want to lose my home. I don’t want to lose my support animal but I’m not gonna make her live out of a truck. Because that’s the only place we have to go. Please help if you can, a few dollars to a share, anything. Please. We’re desperate.

Kofi | Cashapp | Venmo | Amazon | PayPal

Any help is greatly appreciated!!

kaijuno

Please please please help if you can!!!! The court date got moved back to the 24th and I’m really scared. I’m still $700 short on rent

kaijuno

The court date is tomorrow morning!!! Please please pleaseeeee help if you can

boycritter

sorry for sounding too excited about my interests lol i forgot sincerity must give way to irony lest i appear as though i can find joy and positivity in a world you view through the lens of pure cynicism. my bad man i’ll make sure to mask my genuine happiness with a sardonic one-liner next time haha.

dreamdropdollop

ya'll who's up for group meowing

narwhalsarefalling

the aircraft emergency frequency (known as GUARD in the usa) is SUPPOSED to be used for emergencies. the frequency is 121.5 mhz. it is for all international air distress and emergencies and stuff (theres a different one for military)

however. for some goddamn reason. for at least the past ten years (maybe more) there has been meowing. random pilots going “meowww!” on the emergency frequency. this is often followed by at least 8 different people yelling “GUARRRRD” “YOUR ON GUARD” “STOP FUCKING MEOWING” and at least 3 others meowing also.

i have a radio and often tune into this frequency if i want to hear local airplane pilots/control tower operators act like absolute fools.

here’s some operators using GUARD to try to contact a flight that went missing (they found them) and just the absolute nonsense, the one guy spamming caribbean music, the voice changer, and the meowing and guard police are so fucking funny. GUARD is always doing shit like this. its great. (note that he isnt on the frequency until 1:30, so the other shit is just normal coworker conversations. “who the fuck eats honeydew” is just two coworkers not abusing resources).

usually radio etiquette is a lot more professional for these guys but mistakes do happen. people tend to be pretty quick on the jokes tho. if you ever want to listen to the funniest shit ever a lot of amateur radio operators upload the funniest dialogue they catch on youtube pretty often.

my-life-is-a-sidequest

@antifatemptress is this true?

antifatemptress

Yes, unfortunately this is true. Pilots are children. And since we're all legally obligated to monitor guard at all times when able, these guys know they always have an audience. Things I've also heard on guard include:

• someone barking, which was nice variety and very much appreciated to see more canine representation in my field

• airline captains making full cabin announcements, not realizing they were transmitting, followed by several other pilots asking questions as if they were in the cabin

• airline captain making about half a cabin announcement before stopping cold, pausing for about 3 seconds, and mumbling "...I am so fucking sorry," then presumably making the announcement again to his actual cabin

• two pilots for different airlines speaking Italian to each other (one of these was actually my captain, the other guy was a friend from his last job)

• pilot doing a radio shockjock voice saying "aaalrighty folks you're listening to one-twenty-one-point-five the GUARRRRRRD, bringing you the lastest in aviation disasters, mishaps, and tragedieesss! Up next, four more hours of nonstop cat soundssssss!"