when ppl say "who cares?", i'm who

rawr welcome to this trainwreck of a person

[zithergiltscorner]

HAI HAI HELLO HAI :3

i'm uh i'm ellie or ziggy or zelda or kirby or- you get it, i got a bunch of names

MORE INTRO UNDER CONSTRUCTION

[fandomsandfeminism]

Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

[fandomsandfeminism]

Just a few more. This is a big trend. 

[royalturkeyz]

Things I learned from the comments

She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims

She took a vow a chastity

A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down

For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)

She was repeatedly raped.

The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)

She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake

In her holiday people make titty cupcakes

I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

When is titty cupcake day?

[fandomsandfeminism]

Today!

[fandomsandfeminism]

Get yourself a titty cupcake tomorrow

[kingscrown666]

[numberlover1729]

why did historic artists draw a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops?

because boobs are cool, because bad women’s anatomy, or other?

[fandomsandfeminism]

The *fancy* reason is because she was healed by Saint Peter when she went to heaven/the art is meant to depict her soul, which would be unblemished by her torture.

But also probably because boobs are cool, at least for some of these.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Soon!

[haystarlight]

@official-boob-posts

[the-trash-eating-llama]

Merry boob cupcake day, and to all a good night.

[your-local-starstruck-dreamer]

GUYS

[mintbecrazy]

It’s the day guys

[tocamos]

@the-real-gmail

[sid-punx]

HAPPY TITTY CUPCAKE DAY EVERYONE

[zithergiltscorner]

holy shit it's the titty cupcake day

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[yd12k]

[thefallling]

WHERES THAT POST FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO DONT CELEBRATE FICTION CHARACTERS BIRTHDAY

HAPPY 11th BIRTHDAY SPIDERS GEORG!!!!

[zithergiltscorner]

happy 13th, spider Georg

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[the-lumpfish-queen]

POV: You are a fruit, berry, or perhaps a bug

[oli-b3rry]

You can’t tell me what to do

[zithergiltscorner]

"Of course, you, as Gnorply, can also choose to eradicate all of gnomekind if you so wish."

best sentance i have ever written or will ever write.

[gooseworx]

self portrait that I forgot to post here

[zithergiltscorner]

hejsan!!! ^^

Tjena, sorry för sent svar

[theswedishcatlord1o1]

Det är okej :D

[loco-the-wolf]

that moment where your Swedish mutuals interact with each other in Swedish

[theswedishcatlord1o1]

Jag äter barn för mat.

[zithergiltscorner]

Kryddningen är viktigare än man tror

[zithergiltscorner]

hejsan!!! ^^

Tjena, sorry för sent svar

[theswedishcatlord1o1]

Det är okej :D

[loco-the-wolf]

that moment where your Swedish mutuals interact with each other in Swedish

[zithergiltscorner]

we are very understandable :3

[zithergiltscorner]

Hi Zizi~☆ Welcome back~☆ ●w●

HIiIiIiIiIiiIiIiii hewwoooeessssssss

i'n tryyinnggg not to dissapear all the time but it's difficult :((((

[thepunkysofthepunks]

It okii ,:3

[zithergiltscorner]

i'm glad i don't dissapoint u, punky

[thepunkysofthepunks]

No you don't... ,:3c

*Puts u in a blanket burrito*

[zithergiltscorner]

NOOO MY FREEDOM OF MOBILITYYYYY /silly

[thepunkysofthepunks]

U going to get food too-

[zithergiltscorner]

nonONONONO-

I ALREDY HAD FOOD TODAY... TWICE!!!

[thepunkysofthepunks]

Then uh-

Want a Ouppy? ',:3

[zithergiltscorner]

THAT WOULD MAKE ME VERY HAPPY, YES

[zithergiltscorner]

Hi Zizi~☆ Welcome back~☆ ●w●

HIiIiIiIiIiiIiIiii hewwoooeessssssss

i'n tryyinnggg not to dissapear all the time but it's difficult :((((

[thepunkysofthepunks]

It okii ,:3

[zithergiltscorner]

i'm glad i don't dissapoint u, punky

[thepunkysofthepunks]

No you don't... ,:3c

*Puts u in a blanket burrito*

[zithergiltscorner]

NOOO MY FREEDOM OF MOBILITYYYYY /silly

[thepunkysofthepunks]

U going to get food too-

[zithergiltscorner]

nonONONONO-

I ALREDY HAD FOOD TODAY... TWICE!!!

[zithergiltscorner]

hejsan!!! ^^

Tjena, sorry för sent svar

[theswedishcatlord1o1]

Det är okej :D

[zithergiltscorner]

Yay!! Lyckos mej... mig? Jag vet inte längre

[zithergiltscorner]

Hi Zizi~☆ Welcome back~☆ ●w●

HIiIiIiIiIiiIiIiii hewwoooeessssssss

i'n tryyinnggg not to dissapear all the time but it's difficult :((((

[thepunkysofthepunks]

It okii ,:3

[zithergiltscorner]

i'm glad i don't dissapoint u, punky

[thepunkysofthepunks]

No you don't... ,:3c

*Puts u in a blanket burrito*

[zithergiltscorner]

NOOO MY FREEDOM OF MOBILITYYYYY /silly

[zithergiltscorner]

WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE UI

[zithergiltscorner]

Hi Zizi~☆ Welcome back~☆ ●w●

HIiIiIiIiIiiIiIiii hewwoooeessssssss

i'n tryyinnggg not to dissapear all the time but it's difficult :((((

[thepunkysofthepunks]

It okii ,:3

[zithergiltscorner]

i'm glad i don't dissapoint u, punky

[zithergiltscorner]

Hi Zizi~☆ Welcome back~☆ ●w●

HIiIiIiIiIiiIiIiii hewwoooeessssssss

i'n tryyinnggg not to dissapear all the time but it's difficult :((((

[zithergiltscorner]

Usch, din rygg...

Så hemskt...

Fan har jag gjort mot dig?? /silly

[zithergiltscorner]

Kill yourself

GUYS GUYS LOOK

LOOK AT DIS

Omg this one's my first!! Awww aren't they the cutest! Tehee i'm mocking you. Depending on who you are, i may be sorry for whatever i've done to upset you, but in most cases you don't deserve that.

Also, like, i'm not a coward?? You can tell me this. I have DM's and they're open.

Uhm, come back soon! :3