[dappermouth]

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

when someone post a picture of me and my shirt online i then deploy my 87 alt accounts posing as various members of the mob to send the uploader messages demanding to know the whereabouts of the person in the image and making it implicitly clear that i plan to harm them

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[nebylitsa]

thinking about the paris review anne carson interview

[protestantcrona]

The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

[omenfan666]

Hannibal Rising didn't deserve its illustrations to go this hard, but I'm glad Tom Bagshaw went there

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

my newborn child is exploiting an abusive power dynamic by crying until i give them milk

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

[pangolin2b]

It turned out that I never showed the finished version 😶

Commission for @witchyficbindery

Thank you 💖

[milfcastro-deactivated20251208]

Omggggg just started watching foreign films! Starting off with what's supposedly really big over there. So far, these marvel films are really interesting. I wonder if all American media is like this... Really seems heavy handed on the industrial war complex and maintenance of the status quo but that's just their culture. I wonder if there are any big actors in these movies. Haven't heard of any of them. Watching and learning

[zivz]

don't get me wrong I appreciate the use of facebook declining among younger people in general, BUT it's annoying that I can't stalk irl's anymore without knowing some kind of username they use or something

[notecardpasta]

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

[newgodpho]

[terriblewarden]

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[teathattast]

[killyourtumblelog]

Twitter / zzzf_zz: 深夜 https://t.co/GE5o1eslvb

[sadfishpile]

“close your eyes. wade into the quiet of the stream.”