see you later space cowboy...

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[tricky-bastard-pokemon]

ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

[tasmanianstripes]

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

[the-based-brit]

[evangelina830]

Sniper with a longer mullet please... *Sniff*

I tried…. Xdd

[badlydrawnronpa]

what does chiaki, hajime and nagito have to say about pride month?

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

happy pride month

[taylortut]

you know what’s wild is that all these crazy standards we hold ourselves to are things that we don’t even value in another person? like i’ve never been like “wow I love that this friend of mine is too proud to ask for help and never complains about their feelings” or “my favorite quality about this friend is that they get straight A’s and never get overwhelmed and has never told me about a problem” or “i love that this friend has never been wrong about anything or slipped up and said something embarrassing once in their life” and yet here we are, pushing ourselves past our limits for and beating ourselves up over slipups of things that our friends probably wouldn’t even rank in the top 50 reasons they like us

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So I've hidden this reply, both because it's obnoxious and because I don't want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don't know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

[sidedere]

DID THE JOURNAL FACTORY FUCKING EXPLODE???

you said it yourself: you're looking to vent it LITERALLY ANYWHERE

so vent it somewhere private. or at least not literally aimed AT another person, a total stranger at that

Like, this reblogger sounds so insanely self centered in their reblog. notice how both options focus on how being rude would affect THEM. "B has no consequences for me so it's perfectly fine to do"

(the only reason I didn't show their username in the screenshot is because, given how self victimizing they sound in their reblog, I believe that, if I did show their username, suddenly online stuff wouldn't seem so inconsequential to them and they'd accuse me of sending harrassment their way and putting them in danger)

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

You said it better than I could. Of all the inane and ridiculous things I've seen in my notes because of this post, "I NEED to say fuck you to strangers or I will literally die" is certainly one of them

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[ex]

[chewedcorn]

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

[54viruses]

This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

[drtanner]

I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.

[mysillycomics]

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

[sacred-portal]

[cleaningouttherooms]

actually I'm curious

what is your experience with alcohol induced blackouts

never had one

can count the amount of times this has happened

can't count, but regularly, though less than once a year

can't count, but not regularly, some years have them and some dont

at least a couple of times a year

at least once a month

at least once a week

every day

used to get them regularly but no longer do at the moment

Voting ended onMay 30

for the purposes of this poll blackout means that there's several hours that were erased, not that your memory was patchier than usual or you don't remember something that happened. like a complete blank of at least 2-3 hours but including more. tried to include many possible situations but probably missed some

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[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

[i-want-a-bagel]

adding my favorite tags by @clarafordahwin

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Cryinggg. Forget homosexuality, what if Truman tried to become a stand up comedian in the Seinfeld style.

"What's the deal with how everyone around you feels like they're waiting for you to arrive to start their interpersonal drama? Like - I'm just trying to get my copies done, am I right?"

"My wife - I love my wife, she's here tonight, everybody give her a big cheer - okay, that's enough, you're here to see me. She's just sat there. Everyone give her a big boo - no, I'm kidding! I love my wife. She does have this annoying habit - don't pretend you don't, don't lie to the good people - any product she uses she has to tell me exactly what the selling points are. Anyone else's wife do that? Yeah, I'm seeing some nodding. Oh, a lot of nodding. Is it not as strange as I thought...? Well let's just run with it for the joke, alright? Ladies, why do you think we need to know if Daz beats out other leading brands in whitening? It's washing powder! Not only that, it's the only washing powder I've ever seen at the store! I promise I'm not going to go sniffing after some other woman if she promises to give me whiter whites!"

"You know the creeping sense of dread you get in the night sometimes, where you're completely alone but you still feel like you're being watched? [No audience reaction] Like you have to hide what you're doing even in private, and if you uncurl from your secret for a second everyone will know and you might die? [No audience reaction.] You know. When you- when you look at the mice in your KillerKeller brand mousetrap - "Glue for You!", thank you Meryl - and you think, it can't be a comfort to them that I'm here, watching, but at least some time they're going to starve to death? [No audience reaction]. No? Good. Me neither!" [Excessively loud laughter, cheers and applause. Meryl discourages this bit in future gigs but Trueman keeps doing it].