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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

miiilowo

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

miiilowo

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

vivian-the-barbarian

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

miiilowo

jesus said this

demonnstein

aforest2006remaster

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

whatstrangeloops

I liked this post so much I made a pair of my own!

spin-the-wheel-polls

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 27 minutes

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

#cannot walk on holy ground.#I put nothing changes #I mean a super duper minor inconvenience maybe every few years #but that also totally depends on what is defined as holy ground. current holy ground or does historical and descecrated sites also harm me?#cuz there is no telling how many native american burial sites or holy sites are there but unknown to current people

podcastwizard

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

I think it's totally reasonable that blitzø is surprised that stolas can get hurt when they previously implied that they were using bear traps as a sex toy. Which stolas was totally into btw!!!

#helluva posting

mengjue

Ūropi (Europe)

Ūropi, also known by its indigenous name “Europe”, meaning “wide-gazing” or “broad of aspect”, is a small continent first discovered in 1806 by Moehanga of Ngāpuhi, although indigenous Europeans had been living there for many thousands of years. Modern researchers believe the indigenous Europeans originally migrated from the Middle East, and over time split into separate tribes or “kingdoms,” with many retaining their ancient rangatira (called “monarchs” or “nobility”) to this day.

While many see Ūropi as timeless and exotic, indigenous Europeans have actually adapted well to the modern economy, often exporting cultural products like baguettes and vodka, the former of which may be recognisable as the basis for bánh mì.

yugotrash

sex is about the narrative

bulkhummus

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

kragehund-est

a lot of people who say shit like "narcissistic abuse" or "bpd abuse" wouldn't dare say "ptsd abuse" because it would immediately become apparent why that's a fucked up thing to say