[cabin-ladys]

[catchymemes]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[insomniac-arrest]

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

[ororosmunroe]

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

[walkingdorito]

[sixpenceee]

Lmfao.

[unexplained-events]

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

[mavenmemnon]

[harryrainbows]

my follow count is currently at the year harry styles was born i feel blessed by god himself

[redvelvetbabie]

can u believe harry styles is 822 years old

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m riding the elevator up to my apartment when the emergency phone in the elevator starts ringing 

and i just stand there for a second because this thing is like thirty years old and has never rung or even been used from what i know

but eventually i answer it thinking maybe something’s wrong with the elevator?? it’s an emergency phone it’s probably an emergency??? i dunno

except i shit you not it’s a telemarketer 

a telemarketer that’s as confused as i am when i finally interrupt him mid-spiel to inform him he has the wrong number and then interrupt him again to explain further that “uh, no, seriously, this is an elevator phone. i’m standing in an elevator. talking to you. on the emergency phone. i really think you got the wrong number”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“yeah,” i say.

there’s some mutually-confused silence.

“so, this is my stop,” i say. “i gotta go.”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“good luck,” i add, because telemarketer guy seems like he’s having an existential crisis. and then i hang up on him, because he’s having an existential crisis and won’t actually end the call, and because again i’m talking on an elevator emergency phone and, you know, this is my stop, i gotta go.

[antique-scarecrow]

i’m just a big fan of the tone in which the ending was told

[queentab]

[spectrealenko]

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

[swolizard]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[dan-draper-deactivated20190415]

tempting

[rosy-suggestion-blog]

Concept: It’s 6 years from now, you are vacationing with your other half in a stunning oceanview apartment that you found online, it’s night, the air is crisp and the sound of the crashing waves makes you think about your younger self who was so terrified about things not falling into place; you wish you could go back in time and show yourself how great things are going to be 

[tariqah]

Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone

[orriculum]

can i get uh……..McDeath™

[fayzaundevon]

is that that one play by Shakespeare

[orriculum]

yeah

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

[coreyallenkimball]

[kinghardy]