Znoober The Goober

Make heafcanons and stuff from different fandoms. Mlp, Bnha, Marvel, DC, other fandoms future me will fall into

[znoob]

Thought bubble but for Hazbin Hotel

Was watching a video that went over the problems of Hazbin Hotel and something just clicked in my mind that I feel could be incorporated to either raise tension between up there and down there or just even as nice little detail

But, I feel like Charlie’s hotel shouldn’t be as empty as it is because there are most defiantly people in the down south who feel as if they are wrongfully there, and would see Charlie’s commercial and go there because they believe they are entitled to being up north.

It mainly stems from the song Charlie’s Inferno by That Handsome Devil, and where some dissect the reason Charlie (the MC of the song) is booted to down south is because despite doing everything “correct” he did it out of pure selfishness. He did it not because he wanted to out of the goodness of his heart but because he knew it was a way into the pearly golden gates. His selfishness disguised as good acts.

And there are definitely people who live that way, doing things the “correct” way to ensure they are accepted into the “better” afterlife (and I use quotations on better because a better afterlife is subjective depending on who you are and what you believe in). So… why aren’t they present in Hazbin Hotel, in Charlie’s hotel where the goal is to send the sinners up above? I feel like those people, the ones that believe they were wrongfully convicted, would be the first at Charlie’s hotel because they want in.

Now imagine a group do them being there, background characters or whatever. They get some screen time but it’s always shown they aren’t really putting effort into being redeemed, most of their time spent talking to one another about how they deserve better and that they can’t wait to be accepted into their “rightful” home. Little bits here and there of this group or characters.

Imagine Charlie having to break the news that not even the angels know how to reach their side. That they don’t even know the requirements it takes to become an angel and live the life above their own.

Imagine the riot this group would have, anger at Charlie because her hotel is obviously a scam and then anger to above and all those that reside there because what do you mean they spent their entire life following the words of some higher being, being denied their “rightful” life after death and learning that everything they did might have been for naught?

They storm out the hotel, cursing and screaming at everything and everyone. Tensions rise and when the exterminations arrives more angels die than demons because this group, of believes who feel they were cheated one and learn to have been cheated all over again, has gathered more like them— people who were once angry but licked their wounds only to have them reopened after so much time had passed —to fight the angels because how dare they be accepted and not them.

Ugh! Just tension rising between the two sides as a third party invites itself with vengeance because they feel cheated out of life and afterlife.

[znoob]

Thought bubble I just had (more like a while ago but what’re).

BUT!

For all the fics I’ve read and headcanons I’ve seen it Peter Parker being sent to the DC Universe I’ve never seen one where he’s kid age. Like there’s Leap of Faith by @erinwantstowrite (fire fic) where Peter is young but I’m talking about younger. I talking like 4-7 years old young.

This is how I imagine it to go as a starter:

Peter gets transported to DC Universe for whatever means. However, being transported from his world to a near parallel world where everything is almost the same with both major and minor difference (a billionaire orphan that becomes a hero, someone from War era that is lives in the present, a team of heroes that work together to save the world, etc.) has a huge strain on Peter. Some entity, maybe one of the Spider totems, in an attempt to keep Peter alive makes it where at the expensive of living he becomes younger.

So a young Peter Parker, say 4 years old, is wandering around Gotham both scared and lost because the last thing he remembers is being told his parents won’t be coming home. Now he’s in some spooky city, it’s dark and all kinds of people he passes or they pass him give him the unnerving sensation that they can hurt him. That they will if he lingers for a second too long.

Despite the sun being covered by thick clouds Peter knows it becomes night with how much louder the strange city becomes. The noise is overwhelming, on the edge of hurting his ears but even covering them with his hands do nothing but a light muffle. Still the young boy continues on, hoping to find a police station because that’s where his Uncle Ben works and surely on of Uncle Ben’s coworkers can help him.

Yet Peter soon comes into trouble by a couple of scary man. Crooked teeth and uneven teeth stained yellow, crazed eyes that hold the slightest of consciousness and thick arms that promises hurt. Three of them appear from the alley Peter was shuffling b, attempting to be quiet because his hair raised when nearing the alley opening.

One of them grips Peter by his upper arm, dragging the boy into the alleyway away from eyes that could rescue him. He struggles but the grip is too tight.

They cuss at him, throw slurs and insult with heavy accents and improper grammar. Peter doesn’t judge, his Aunt and Uncle always try to teach him that not everyone is fortunate to have good education like him. Still, the boy is panicking as they push him to the wall throwing commands at him.

“T’is here go’a be send to Rick d’wn t’ere,” one commands shoving some package into Peter’s hands. It’s something illegal, that much is obvious but what it may be is unknown.

Another starts throwing threats at Peter, promises of hurt and pain should he not complete the task while giving promises of a reward should he return with the money for the package. All the while Peter is trying to be brave, like his Aunt and Uncle taught him to be, because panicking will just anger the men. He’s unscathed now, maybe a bruise where the first gripped him but all bodily functions working.

He could try running. They’re sending him out so they won’t follow. Peter only needs to follow their instructions halfway, dump whatever was shoved into his hands and leave. Find a police station or a women with kids. A goth or punk can work too!

Although before the men could move to allow Peter to leave a thud is heard at the alley’s entrance. All three men pull guns out and the sight of them has Peter whimpering instinctually.

“Hazing kids now are we?” The person muses lightly. Their entire front is obscured, a singular lamppost positioned behind them leaving Peter to only see the red of their jacket. “Dangerous work there in these parts.”

“Kid volunteered,” gruffes the man furthest form Peter at the front of the pack. “Look’g to score some money. Ain’t not’in wro’g wit’ helping, aye Hood?”

The man, Hood, hummus thoughtfully. Peter wants to call out their lie but his tongue is tied.

“Yeah I ain’t believin’ that for a sec.”

Hood shoot the men. Peter drops to the ground shaking and crying, eyes shut and hand protectively over his head as fighting ensues around him. Everything feels wrong and something is screaming at Peter to leave while everyone is distracted yet he physically cannot move.

Fighting an internal battle to move or not Peter misses how silent everything has gotten until a voice calls from ahead.

Hood, gentle and soft unlike before a calling to Peter. A promise of safety and reassurance that no harm will come to him. The boy hesitated before looking up, finding the man standing lonesome and the three other men unconscious on the group.

Again Hood calls and this time Peter responds. Good, something says, he is safe. And when the man promises to bring Peter somewhere safe the boy barely hesitates before getting up and reaching the man.

That’s all I’ve got but I would have it where Jason, once’s seeing Peter up close, recognizes some features. He holds onto Peter for a while once learning the boy doesn’t have family nearby where he gets all close and shit before realizing why the boy seems so familiar and has to figure out how to tell Dick if he’s got a kid.

Also Peter would have memories of his older self but they’d be like things that would happen at random times. He’d walk into a room where there’s a complicated math equation and figure it out with ease ‘cause he did that in senior year of high school! And of course he’d keep his spider powers, they’d just show at the most random time and leave the Batfam flabbergasted cause how can such a tiny body had that much strength and WHAT YOU MEAN HES SLEEPING ON THE CEILING!?!??

[znoob]

Spider-Man x Gotham idea where instead of Peter being homeless or working as a tech repair person or an intern at WE and all those other popular tropes. He lands in Gotham through some means or other, figures out he's far from home (hehe) and needs to get home. But he needs money and currently is homeless living in some abandoned place. Gotham is awful with jobs everywhere but nobody willing to take a whatever-age-you-choose that looks a lot younger than he is because he doesn't look tough enough for the job. And Peter is slowly loosing hope, no money means no shelter, food, or means to make tech that can help him get home.

But then as he's aimlessly walking down a Gotham street, hands in his jacket pockets and hood pulled up, a strike of rare lucky falls in his lap.

NOW HIRING! APPLY ONLINE!

A banner hangs in front of the Gotham Post Office. A once crystal clean white banner with accents of blue now dirty and smog and stains, maybe even splatters of blood, smear across.

Not one to pass up an opportunity Peter ran across the street uncaring of the cars beeping at him and cursing slurred his way. This may be his only chance.

Inside the post office is more clean than Peter could have thought Gotham capable of. A spacious room, clean white tile floors in front that stretches left and right, although to the right it becomes carpet where PO Boxes fill up an entire wall. A few steps forward and Peter reaches the service desk, pexi-like glass seperating him from the worker as they greet him with a dim smile. The first smile he's recieved since coming here that doesn't involved him getting mugged.

A quick inquiry of getting a job there and the whole place is suddenly alive. The workers are desperate, that much Peter gathers with how he is allowed behind the desk to use one of the worker's computers to apply. They don't ask personal questions like his age or his family, just questions about how he feels about carrying this, being in danger by people wanting to steal mail, walking a lot, learning new routes, things he never thought of but make sense given the job type.

Four weeks later, one spent in waiting for a response and learning more about the workers there. Two spent in orientation and training out in the Metropolis branch where he receives several warnings from them about Gotham and it's past mail carriers. And one receiving on the job training. But finally Peter has a solid job with a surprisingly good benefits and a killer pay.

His Spidey Sense is constantly thrumming, a background sensation since being in Gotham but he hones in on it and becomes one of the most untouchable mail carriers in Gotham. Everyday he's on a differnt route and one day he ends up doing deliveries in the richer side of Gotham.

A package bigger than the mailbox stumps him momentarily before he presses the com buttom at the front gates. It's silent at first, him awaiting for an answer back while beginning to remeber what he's supposed to do when he can't deliver a package.

Static then, "Wayne residence, how may I help you?"

Peter being a mail carrier is just a concept i thought of while in the shower and it hasn't left my mind. The only other thing I can add on is that when him and Alfred meet at the front door, because the plot demands so, Alfred is caught off guard by how he looks like Richard "Dick" Grayson but hides it well enough for Peter to wonder but not fully question.

[znoob]

This has been a thought going for a good while and finally got around to posting it but!

I genuinely would have loved for this kind of secret evil entity to exists in MLP Gen 4 to explain away little things that could then be a bigger plot in MLP Gen 5.

Like, Princess Luna becoming Nightmare Moon for example. The story goes the same where she becomes Nightmare Moon due to feeling as if Celistia has greater importance than her since every time sleeps during the night and nobody can appreciate what she brings. However the suddenly just switch can be due to this little push of something edging her on, whispering lies and moments of vulnerability and doubt. Little things here and there from this thing that feeds into her negative emotions until it finally gives the push and there Nightmare Moon is born.

Or Starlight Glimmer is another example. Her essentially creating a cult so everyone is the same and even going as far as trying to change their current timeline just because Twilight messed everything up in her world, destroying everything Starlight Glimmer worked to make. Same concept could work there, with this thing feeding into her negative emotions, building it up and being a small guide pushing certain things into her path (the village, the spell to mess with cutie marks, the time travel spell, etc.) to guide her into becoming the next Nightmare Moon.

Stygian could be another. A regular unicorn who was fed negative things during events that negatively impacted him until he became Pony of Shadows.

Not all villain ponies would be created evil by this thing. Queen Chrysalis, Tirek, King Sombra, etc. of you can pick and choose can be naturally evil because I wouldn't want just evil characters that can be redeemed at the end of the story (please just make some characters evil just cause).

The concept would be that this thing isn't solid but a fluid like entity, something like a virus that can plague anyone and everyone but only those strong enough can overcome it. It remained more or less dormant because it was bled dry first after Discord was captured then in creating Nightmare Moon and planting seeds for others to infect. During Twilights time, aka MLP Gen 4, is when the entity would begin to gain traction infecting different ponies because it can feel itself dying due to Twilight's effort of creating friendship and strengthening magic (cause, y'know, Twilight is the representation of magic). It feeds on negative emotions, born from it if you will, and with less of it being around the less power it holds, its form slowly ebbing out. But like all things that live, it strives to survive by any means necessary.

This could bleed into MLP Gen 5, where the main plot is trying to unite all three races of ponies (it should not have been that easy for all ponies to unite after just one movie, so much more enriching for there to be conflict but also I get it cause it is a kids show first and foremost). However there are difficulties, enemies and villains at unexpected turns because this entity that has thus strived from feeding off the negative emotions of all ponies hating each other, and here is a new group of ponies trying to change that like a familiar group so many years ago...

I can go off with how this could work but honestly like creative freedom to anyone that finds this concept intriguing.

Somethings I would more than likely like to incorporate:

Twilight, at the very least, disappears due to this entity being strong enough to get rid of her but whether she ever comes back or not is up in the air

the entity can gain enough power that it can change terrain, it can explains why the new environment of Equiestria is different from Gen 4 and why Celistia's castle is a hidden relic

Sunny can still become an alicorn but her becoming one in the movie was a one-off type of thing, through this new concept its her slowly working to gain the wings and horn like Twilight (and actually getting wings and horns and not that holographic stuff thats shown because why)

Thats it thats all ive got