When there's no cops around, ANYTHING'S LEGAL!!

YO! This be a Stancest (and Fiddlestan(s) when the mood strikes me) blog for me to post art and fics. Am I late? Why yes, yes I am

[kushandwizdom]

If someone isn't available during your most crucial time, then their presence any other time is useless.

[mymindsecho]

This isn’t realistic for adults. I’m sorry it’s just not.

Don’t fall into believing that, “if they’re a true friend they’ll drop everything and run to be by your side!” crap.

As a responsible adult there will be times that your friends are hurting and you won’t be able to go to them.

There are times that you will have to go to work, or take your sick kid to the doctor, or do many other things that will prevent you from being there for your friend.

When your friend calls you and they’re falling apart and it’s ten minutes until you have to leave for work, you’re not a bad friend for saying, “Look, I love you. I’m sorry this is happening, but I have to go. I’ll call you back tonight when the kids are asleep.” Or “I’m so sorry this is happening. I love you and I want to be here for you but I’ve got to get to work. I’ll call and check on you during my lunch.”

Adult life is hectic and busy with important things all the time and unfortunately it’s also full of shitty things happening to people we love.

Do your best to be there for the people you love and ask for support when you need it but be understanding when being a responsible adult comes before helping you.

[neurotoxinsonline]

The idea that people need to be there any time you need them is really damaging and unhealthy, too. You can’t place value on a person or a relationship based solely on whether or not they’re available, no questions asked, whenever you need them.

In addition to the above: sometimes, someone simply does not have the energy to help. Maybe they’re coming out of a rough patch themself, maybe they have been busy all day,maybe a chronic illness is flaring up. There are a myriad of reasons someone may not be able to be there.

Obviously, if someone is taking you for granted, and never seems to care how you’re doing, that’s an issue. But to write someone off because their life and your life didn’t line up quite right at a given point in time, or maybe even on more than one occasion, is not a healthy way to handle things.

[thisiskatsblog]

This is so important

[angiethewitch]

someone’s presence is not “useless”. People don’t need to be useful to you. what an awful thing to say.

[zodi-aries]

Howdy dowdy!!

Hey hey everyone!! Just took a couple days off and they'll probs be a bit more frequent since work is gonna be picking up but I'll be back on and off. But I'm also gonna be sending some stories to my tumblr and I'm debating open asks as well. I can't promise I'll get to right away but if you all wanna drop me a lil something I'd be pleased as a peach in summer! 

[zodi-aries]

Please don’t make this a goodbye pt. 1

It had been raining the night Nelly left. She and Pops had been fighting. Don't even remember what had set him off that night, but they had been going at it for the better part of an hour until finally.... Fillbrick had taken it too far.... " All you're gonna be fucken good for is laying on your back and taken dick like the whore you've been!! You think I don't hear the talk around the town!?" The room went deathly quiet for a moment. "Fillbrick!!!" "Pops!!" Both Caryn and Ford cried out. Ma Pines came barreling to smack her husband, but her daughter held her back. "Nelly move your arm now!! You and Ford go up to your room no--" "..no..." Caryn looked at her daughter, concern etched into her face.   Nelly was staring blankly at her father. Ford slowly came up behind her. "N-nelly?" Still silence. Tears started to form in her eyes. Even Fillbrick flinched a little at the sight. Slowly, Nelly's arm came down to her side. Inhaling slowly, Nelly spoke with a finality in her voice, that made Ford's stomach drop. " Fine... if that's what you believe Pops... then maybe that's just what I'll gO AND DO YOU SHITTY DICKFACE!!" Nelly screamed and sobbed as she bolted out the door and slamming it closed. The family stood in shock for a moment, before Ford turned back to glare at his father, " How could you say that!?" Before he ran out the same door after his twin sister. Cayrn glared angrily at her husband, her fists shaking ready to beat the shit out of him. But before she got the chance, she heard her son calling out desperately-- "NELLY!! NELLY WAIT!!" and then she heard the roar of her daughter's car come to life and the tires screeching down the road, Ford still screaming for her to come back. She and Fillbrick ran to the window just in time to see the rear lights turn around the corner into the night 

[zodi-aries]

Has anybody thought about if after weirdmagedon and things have settled and Stan and Ford are good and Ford asks Stan to go sailing with him and Stan straight says no?

Not in a mean I don't forgive you kinda way but it's "because he's too old for that now Sixer. His body ain't what it used to be and saving the kids is one things but being out and fighting everything off constantly.... I'd probably die..."

[zodi-aries]

holy sheet I didn’t even know I had all these in my drafts.... well here ya go!! 

[zodi-aries]

Your actions have Consequences

The ringing….. ‘Why are my ears ringing?!.... Who's calling me? S-Shermie?? Yea that’s … we both came to Ford’s place….. Ford!!??’ “Wh-what happened?! Where’s Stanford?!” Stan called out. Shermie sighed, both relieved but also … a little exasperated. “He’s perfectly fine, Stan–”

“I’d beg to differ!!” The older twin yells out. The other brothers look towards him, one concerned, the other just looking rather annoyed. 

“ Of all the things for you to have done, Stanley!!! Good lord, a child would've followed directions better than you!” Ford yells as he stands over Stan. He was angry! He was tired, and now thanks to Stan’s bumbling about in his lab, both of them and their older brother Shermie are stuck in god knows what dimension without any real foreseeable way back!

“ You just can’t resist messing everything up in life can you, Stanley!?!”

Shermie stood in between Ford and Stan, ready to tear into the older twin, “Shut your fucken mouth Stanford! Don’t you fucken dare speak to Stanely like that!! I don’t give a flying fuck how pissy you wanna be, don’t you dare fucken speak like that to your own brother!” Shermie had enough of the feuding nonsense that was going on between his baby brothers, and maybe he had some left over anger of his own when he discovered what happened the night Stan was kicked out and he didn’t even get the chance to get Stan to take him home with him! 

They both just keep going back and forth and on and on while Stan sat watching …. Oddly quiet until….

Finally Stan ……snaps. "Fine. I fucked up. My whole LIFE is a fucked up mess so ya know what?! HOW ABOUT IF I WAS NEVER BORN?!" And then ... His eyes roll back, and Stan just rag dolls to the ground. Before either brother can recoil and act on the sudden collapse,

                       "Your wish is granted"

 Shermie and Ford are suddenly pulled into another wormhole. They black out and when they both wake up-- ... They're..... They're back home. In Jersey?! But .... Why was Ford in his old room? And why was he on the bottom bun-- ... WHERE was his and stan's bunk bed?! 

Ford looks around. Wasn't there an old poster he and Stan had planted their handprints on? Why wasn't it on the wall? 

"Ford?!" Ford heard his oldest brother call his name but... It sounded ... Younger? Before he answered back, Shermie barreled into the room. 

"Shermie?! You look younger!" 

Shermie snorted, “ Look who's talking tiny…”

Shermie is in his mid to late teens while Ford is roughly 9 to 10 maybe younger. Both are definitely many years younger than they were a few moments ago. They both go downstairs and almost immediately Shermie spots a photo he knows damn well is supposed to have both Ford AND Stanley in it. 

Ford immediately goes to reach for the old photo of him and stan on the stan o war and--"Wh-where's my picture?!" 

"What picture?"

"My picture of Stanley and I!?! I had a picture of us when we first found the stan o war in my pocket!!" Ford is losing it and goes back to his old room and rips open drawers and the closet. It's only his clothes, none of Stanley's were in there. Shermie follows and is just as disturbed. "..... Nothing of Stanley's is in here ....." Ford states. 

"Did ... Did Stanley...." Shermie started 

"Boys!! Hurry up and come get breakfast! It may be a weekend but you know your father doesn't like you two sleeping in late!" They heard the familiar voice of their mother downstairs. 

Without knowing what else to do, both boys head down, shell shocked. 

Ma had plates set up for them "You two sleep ok? You look pale." She asked. They both shakily nodded. "...Ok... Well would ya both head up to the corner store for me and pick up a few things when you're finished eating? I need some things for dinner tonight. Your father is busy downstairs and I have a phone call I have to be around for." 

Both boys scarf down their breakfast and dress quickly to dart out of that .... Now oddly quiet house. 

Shermie was the first to speak as they walked down the old sidewalk. "So .... Do you think Stanley got his wish?" It sounded somber and sad. "Don't--! .... Don't be ridiculous. There's .... Some kind of explanation for ... All of this!" Ford states hotly. "Maybe we just got separated in that-! That worm hole or whatever a-and Stanley is probably roaming around here possibly on the beach like the beach bum he is--"

Ford was cut off with a good solid clap to the back of his head. "OW!! Shermie what the hell?!"

"That shit is exactly what got us in this mess!! You fucking running your damn mouth without thinking about what your saying you little shit!" 

"Excuse me!? How is this MY fault?!"  Ford screeched at his older brother. 

"How is this NOT your fault, knucklehead?! We were all standing out in–fuck if I know, some scifi dimension and you just had to run your damn mouth! Now our baby brother is nowhere to be found or even in our home!! Riddle me how the fuck that's happened Stanford !!" Shermie yelled back. They'd only just arrived in what looked like their old childhood home with some MAJOR difference. Every picture in the house was missing a person in each one. 

"If you hadn't built the fucking giant cornchip portal none of us would've fallen into it! You know what no!! Even better you should've NEVER called neither me and especially not Stan to come running to clean up YOUR damn mess!" Shermie fired off again as they kept walking along the familiar sidewalk. He pinched the bridge of his nose, frustrated and stressed from the whole situation! "And that's the funniest part about this! You CALLED Stan here and instead of even trying to talk shit out you called him here to fix your problems and even when he does do what you wanted for the most part, you turn your prissy ass around and spout off bullshit that he's useless or he ruined your stupid fucking project!" 

Ford retaliated, though he sputtered and started turning red faced as he did, "W-well if he hadn't started tou--"

"HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO PUSH!! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO PUSH!!! You were currently too out of your fucking mind to give us clear instructions on what to do and when he saw you about to be sucked into a fucking ELECTRIFIED HOLE IN THE SKY, he didn't hesitate to go running after you and tried to pull you back without any thought or regard for his own self and you STILL WANT TO FUCKING BLAME HIM for YOUR fucking shortcomings!! Jesus christ Ford get your fucking fat head out of your ass! Never in my life did I think I had to tell YOU of all people to remember where you came from!" Shermie yelled. People from all around them were staring and whispering. Ford felt just like he was that little kid on the playground again... He was vulnerable. He was weak. And worst of all.... He was defenseless. 

Without much thought Ford bolted into the street, Shermie yelling out his name. A rumbling roar, a scream and then-!!! 

Tires squealing to a hard stop on pavement, the front cover of a motorcycle tire stops mere inches from Ford's young face. He can smell the strong scent of the burned rubber and gasoline. The engine dies out and Ford can only hear a faint ringing in his ears now. His little body falls to the ground in a stupor, Shermie coming to hold him before he faints and hits his head on the ground--

"Hey!! What the hell are kids doing running on a busy street!" Both boys freeze at the voice. It was gruff but didn't have the gravely tone it normally had from years of smoking. They both look up just as the imposing figure on the back takes off their helmet to reveal--

".... Stanley....?!"

[zodi-aries]

Shy!Stan stancest AU headcanon things!!

Time for brain vomit!! Ok so ages ago I wanted to do a stancest 'Komi can't communicate AU' and now that I've kinda stepped back into fandom GF Let me just destroy your timeline with it!! We're gonna start how I always start with a new AU .... A LIST OF HEADCANONS

1) This is gonna be shy stan based but his look is defs more like canon stan, only with his glasses

2) Ford and Stan will still be twins but Stan was given up for adoption when the twins were born but they won't find out till much later

3) Stan's family moved out of Glass Shard Beach years ago, about a year after he was born and adopted by another family out of state. But moved back a year before graduating high school

4) he along with his adoptive parents decided he should try to interact with teens his age since Stan was homeschooled most of his life

5) Stan was homeschooled because his parents job had them moving around alot anyway.

6) but because of the constant moving and new environments, Stan never got to really make any friends and didn't get much social interaction so hence he became shy and nearly mute.

7) Luckily for him, ( or unluckily) his good looks immediately made him popular in his last year of high school and his silent nature just made even more mysterious and cool in the eyes of the student body.

8) Ford on the other hand, was a delinquent all the way up to his last year in middle school and from there decided to try and be more well mannered. Especially after a girl he liked had rejected him not only for his bad attitude but also (of course) for his extra digits. After finally convincing his parents to let him transfer to a different highschool for his last year, that is where he sees Stanley walking to the same school for the first time and was immediately smitten.

9) They sit next to each other in class and both stand to introduce themselves, Ford going first and giving the air of just a well mannered nerd…

until he embarrasses himself by trying to be over friendly and floundering more when he looks over to see Stan looking at him so intently.

10) When Stan is introduced, he doesn't use words, but darts to the board and writes his name with such grace and leaves the whole class in awe that nobody even questions why he even went to the board in the first place.

That's it for now, if anyone is interested I'll post more later

[zodi-aries]

You can’t tell me what to do "I'M NOT GONNA WEAR THAT FORD!" Stan was irate and arguing with his brother about wearing a heat collar in public. And why on either not Stanley?! It's for your own protection!" Ford countered very much losing patience with his hot headed twin. "Because I said no and I don't need any shit protection tou THINK a collar is gonna give me!" Stan yelled back grabbing his coat. Ford groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Stanley then at least wear it for MY sake! I just wan--" "YOU just wanna know when and where I am!" Ford turned a faint pink. "I-I-!! Don't ridiculous Stan!" Stan looked at his twin raising an eyebrow. "Stanford..... You have tags on it that state YOUR name, YOUR alpha status and YOUR number in case I get 'lost'" Stan air quoted. "And ya know what I could look past that shit if And that's a pretty big IF, .... There wasn't a GODDAMN BELL ON IT!!!" Stan screeched. Ford held up his hands, "It's just an extra precaution in case I have to go out and find you myself Stanley!!" "Don't feed me that shit Stanford! Your fucking alpha brain just wants an excuse to stake a claim before anyone else did! Maybe you should thought of that before you decided to tell me to fuck off when you blamed me for your project being busted!" Stan spat bitterly. ".... Now Stan that's not fair ..." "Not fair?! Not... Fair!?! You wanna talk about 'not ‘fair’?!?” Stan placed his hands on his hips s he stared at Ford, a disdainful smirk on his face. "Ok let's talk about what's 'not fair' Stanford" "Stanley ... Ple--" "Oh no no no! You done fucked up now! So shut your mouth and listen! It wasn't fair when you came storming into the house that night accusing me of breaking your project.... It wasn't fair that you didn't even give me a chance to defend myself. It wasn't fucking fair that the old man kicked me out because AGAIN I didn't get the chance to defend myself against something I DIDN'T FUCKING DO!" Stan yelled. Ford shrunk in a little as his twin recounted that night in their little home in Glass shard. "It wasn't fair that because of YOU I didn't even get to graduate high school..... It wasn't fair that because of YOU I cut off ties with the rest of the family because it was made VERY clear to me how easily you all could toss me aside--" "Stanley--!" "I'm not fucking finished Stanford...." Stan said with every once of venom he could muster. Ford swallowed the lump in his throat, tucking in on himself further. Stan took in a deep shakey breathe, all the emotional unloading starting to take it's toil. "It wasn't fucking fair that you only tried to reconnect with me AFTER you learned I didn't do it ..... Not even bothered to make a phone call or postcard just to fucking say hi .... It wasn't fair that I was FINALLY really making a happy little life for myself that you then decided to come to me begging to come here and stay with you ..... It wasn't fair that you came to me saying you wanted to start over because you suddenly see you messed up and then to lock in the deal even more used Shermie to really butter me up....." Stan clicked his teeth, mirth and frustration clear in his features. "But you wanna know what the most unfair thing out of this whole thing is .....? It's unfair that I have to fight with myself just to stay here or just pick up and leave to go back to my peaceful little life that I had .... Because I still love you .... That's the shittiest most unfair thing of this whole pile of bullshit..." Stan huffed out, voice cracking. "So .... Again Ford.... No I'm not putting on your bullshit heat collar .... Is that in anyway unclear to you?" Ford stared down at the floor like a scolded child crossing his arms over his chest. "..... No Stanley ..... I hear you ....." Ford only hear another huff and the clicking of Stan's boots followed shortly by the sound of the front door clicking shut and the roar of his twin's car as it drove down into town.

Sooooo..... Ford done fucked up and this all takes place in Omega verse. for this one Stan actually didn’t brake Ford’s project in this world but they didn’t find out till years later { ten years of course } annnnnnnnnd as Stan loudly explained, nobody had contact with him for that period of time.... anyway ENJOY!!

[zodi-aries]

Seaside proposal

The sea swayed the boat back and forth in the dock. Ford was looking out at the setting sun. His sister was back at the hotel they had decided to stay at before heading back out to sea early tomorrow morning. They had docked at a small fisherman's town in Iceland.

Ford looked around and spotted a jeweler shop still busy at work. Ford reached into his pocket, pulling out a bag. In the bag he dumped out a single pearl, from the first clam that he and Nelly had caught on the boat… their boat together. With a determined grin, Ford marched to the shop.

 

The early morning light woke Nelly first. Moving to get up she was surprised to hear her brother grumble, and then felt belatedly that his strong arm was around her hips as he curled it around to keep her in bed. " Well good morning to you too!" Nelly snickered. "Did you get in too late? You hardly ever wake up after me..."

Ford mumbles incoherently at his sister. She chuckles and moves to get up again.

"Nooooo!!" Ford whined, actually whined at Nelly for moving. She laughs as she's pulled back again. "I thought we needed to get back out this morning...." She says as she lays and twirls her brother's gray locks between her fingers. It's then that she notices a ring on her finger that most certainly was not there the night before. Nelly stares at the golden band, pristine and sparkling, coiled delicately around a precious pearl, seated strongly in a nest of tiny precious diamonds.

"..... Stanford...."

"Hmm?"

"... What's.... What's sitting on my finger right now?" She asked in a hushed nearly breathless whisper. "I do believe they call that a ring my dear." Ford mumbles tiredly. He laughs as his head is smacked playfully.

"Ok smartass, why's it on my ring finger?"

Ford finally sat up, taking hold of Nelly's hands.... Still so much smaller than his own.

"I'm sorry it's forty years late, I had always wanted to do this properly..." Nelly watched through blurry eyes as Ford got down onto the floor, leaning to one knee. "But Nelly Pines... Would you do this man the greatest honor in his life, and spend what we have left together as not only my sister, but as my wife and partner?" He asked.

Nelly was already a sobbing mess. "Stupid bastard! Yes I fucking will!" She rubbed furiously at her eyes, "Who else is gonna put up with your sci-fi bullshit!?" She asked with a teary smile. "Now get up here cuddle me you sappy old man!" Ford happily did so and tackled his sister, now wife, to the bed.

Needless to say, they extended their stay in Iceland and Nelly happily showed off her ring any chance she got.

[zodi-aries]

So this was based off of a post from @frost-flame. I did have plans to have this whole thing colored and had even bought a new set of colored pencils for this project, but sadly it just was not looking right so! Have this black and white first page and hope you all enjoy when I get the next pages up.

[zodi-aries]

Imma pick this up and redraw it and actually try to continue it

[shipping-isnt-morality]

Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

[zandracourt]

This needs to be reblogged today.

[justsparethoughts-deactivated20]

Consenting to see adult content doesn’t mean you should have to see a bunch of shit romanticizing incest and pedophilia you walnut

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Except this is the last line of consent before the actual work. So if you’re at this button you have already done the following:

1) chosen to go onto AO3 in the first place

2) chosen the fandom you wish to read about

3) had the chance to filter for the things you do want to see like a specific pairing or a specific AU

4) had the chance to specifically filter out any tags you don’t want to see like, oh I don’t know, incest and non-con and dub-con and paedophilia

5) had the chance to set the rating level if you wish to remove any explicit content at all

6) have read the summary of the story, which aren’t always great but are the only indicator of what the story will be like writing wise so something about it was good enough for you to click on it.

7) have read the tags of the story which will tell you what is actually in the story. If you have used filters to remove stories with things you don’t want then there shouldn’t be anything in here that’s a shock to you but maybe there is. That’s why the tags are there for you to check for yourself.

8) Then you have to actually click on the story. You cannot see anything other than the summary or the tags without personally deciding that you are going to open and read this story.

9) Only here, at step number nine, do you get to the adult content warning pictured above. You have been through eight different steps, the last six of which have also been opportunities for you to see that this has adult content. And AO3 has *STILL* stopped you to ask one last time “are you sure you want to read this because it has things that only adults should see in it”.

If after this point you are reading incest and paedophilia then it’s probably because you specifically went looking for it.

You walnut.

[vi-maxwell-blog]

This is the most beautiful thing that I have seen about ao3

[rmh8402]

Always important!!!!!!

[secretstudentdragonblog]

Cannot stress ‘you walnut’ enough

[alljuicedup]

PROTECT YOURSELF!

DO NOT EXPECT STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET TO DO THAT FOR YOU!

The internet is an amazing thing, but it has always and always will be dangerous!  Not sure when we went from “don’t talk to strangers” to “strangers protect my children”, but that’s just not the case. 

[zodi-aries]

I think I've written about it before, only in small dabbles, but I want to do a deeper dive into Nelly's (my fem!stan) upbringing. How she grew up and why she was out of Ford's life in the years he went away to college.

[zodi-aries]

Hey everyone.... I know it's been a minute since I've been away. Sorry about that. I've had other fandoms going on and shortly after nee job and then some mental health stuff popped up and kept me out of the loop for a bit.... But i think.... I'd really like to start writing and

Drawing again. Don't get your hopes to high though .... It would probably be small sporadic snippets here and there .... But um ..... To all of you who've stuck around .... Thanks

[zodi-aries]

Your art style is so cute, is there going to be more gravity falls art?

Awww well thank you so much!! I do want to make more GF art but lately I've just been rather busy with irl stuff. But i do have a fee AUs I'd like to expand upon and keep doing. But I've got a few short drabbles and stories on my twitter if you'd like to take a look at those and are interested in seeing more content.

[angel-of-the-redacted]

Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

(X)

[tyrograph]

reblogging again after a year. I have made friends in fandom! But I am always open to more!

[hippiecounselor]

❤️❤️❤️

[zodi-aries]

Y'all know who you are.

[rowandor-deactivated20221217]

Birthday Witchsona Generator

Your Birth Month: Your Familiar

January: A small, cute-looking Demon that demands to be feared, despite being very cuddly

February: A Minotaur with the head of a Highland Cow

March: A large Horned Beetle with a lantern hanging from its horn

April: Mothman, or another Cryptid/Monster of your choice

May: A talking Rabbit in a waistcoat

June: A talking Possum who plays the banjo

July: A Biblical Angel who takes the form of a giant wheel with many wings and eyes

August: A giant, moss-covered Tortoise

September: A Baku (Japanese dream yokai who eats bad dreams)

October: A Crow with the face of a Plague Doctor Mask

November: A Kistune

December: A Frog in a white shirt and suspenders, holding a gun

Your Birth Date: What Type of Witch you are?

1: Seamstress Witch

2: Literary/Scribe Witch

3: Warrior Witch

4: Hedge/Astral Witch

5: Crystal Witch

6: Environmental Witch (based on the biome you live in, mountain, forest, swamp, desert...)

7: Bird Witch

8: Sea/Water Witch 9: Divination Witch

10: Faerie Witch

11: Artist Witch (whatever art form you practice/are most interested in)

12: Fire Witch

13: Bard / Musical Witch

14: Metalsmith Witch

15: Cosmic/Astronomy Witch

16: Summer Witch

17: Astrology/Zodiac Witch (based on your personal zodiac sign)

18: Storm Witch

19: Deity Witch

20: Autumn Witch

21: Air Witch

22: Love/Sex Witch

23: Winter Witch

24: Oracle of the Gods

25: Kitchen Witch

26: Medic Witch

27: Lunar Witch

28: Death Witch / Necromancer

29: Dragon Witch

30: Solar Witch

31: Pop Culture Witch (based on your favorite series and media)

First Letter of your Name (or Username): How you learned your craft

A: Participated in a Bacchanalian Fae Orgy

B: Your mother

C: Your older sister

D: Having sex with a Monster

E: Found a Demonology book in a library and got a little too involved

F: A cult you managed to escape, but still left you scarred with powers

G: A family member who’s since betrayed you

H: Your monster spouse

I: Got lost in a cave or forest and came out a changed person

J: You had a prophetic dream one night, and now you’re magic

K: A suspicious neighbor

L: Your father

M: Your familiar, who randomly showed up on your door one day

N: You got really high one day, and now you’re magic

O: The spirit of a dead ancestor

P: A Vampire taught you

Q: You drank a magic potion and now you have powers

R: A cursed object

S: You died, met God, and now you’re alive again with new power

T: Apprentice to a Wizard

U: Your best friend

V: The Queen, who you’ve been having a devious affair with

W: A coven adopted you

X: You got very sick one day, and now you’re magic

Y: Books of forbidden lore that you got arrested for having

Z: You were promised to a sacred temple at birth

First Letter of your Nickname or Last Name: Physical Detail about you

A: A Cloak made of Moss

B: Flowers grow in your hair and bloom when you fall in love

C: Tarot Card motif

D: A pitch-black gradient on your hands and feet that fades and gets lighter as it goes up

E: A third eye

F: You can summon multiple arms when needed

G: Cat ears

H: A mushroom hat

I: You have no flesh on one of your arms; only your bone remains

J: A chain of skulls somewhere on your person

K: Mushrooms growing off of your person

L: Floppy, Cow-like ears

M: Horns

N: Multiple eyes

O: Wings

P: Plague doctor mask

Q: Furs somewhere on your person (fur cloak, fur collar, animal skins, etc.)

R: A cloak of crow/raven feathers that allows you to fly

S: Glowing eyes

T: Sigil tattoos

U: Flower crown

V: Mouth where there should not be a mouth

W: Antlers

X: Exposed bone on some part of your body

Y: You have lantern somewhere on your person

Z: Mask of some kind

Your Birth Order: A Detail about you

Oldest: Magnificently skilled in Combat, both with weaponry, hand-to-hand and magical

Middle: Hunting down the soul of a very specific person. Why you are seeking them is up to you.

Youngest: A travelling vagabond, always on the road and often entering new realms and dimensions by accident

Only: A prolific shapeshifter, often turns into an animal to travel or evade enemies

[twunkish-cleric]

My Familiar: A Minotaur with the head of a Highland Cow

Type of Witch: Metalsmith Witch

How I learned my craft: Apprentice to a Wizard / The Queen, who you’ve been having a devious affair with

Physical Detail about me: A pitch-black gradient on your hands and feet that fades and gets lighter as it goes up / Sigil Tattoos

Detail about me: A travelling vagabond, always on the road and often entering new realms and dimensions by accident

I love this 😂

Tags: @claraofthepen, @lady-latte, @beenovel, @moony-artnstuff, @fool-of--a-took, @messiambrandybuck, @lothloriien, @simbxlmyne, @tiefliing, @iwenttomordor, @cxrgans, @himbo-bagginss, @thewhiteladyofrohan, @cryptichobbit, @red-riding

[ramblesanddragons]

Oh I love this sort of thing!

Familiar: A Crow with the face of a Plague Doctor Mask. It’s an oddly cute mental image.

Type: Astrology/Zodiac Witch (being a Libra does that mean I focus on balance or justice?)

How I Learned: Your familiar, who randomly showed up on your door one day.

Physical Detail: A cloak of crow/raven feathers that allows you to fly. Not sure how I’ve ended up with the crow motif but I’ll take it.

Other Detail: A prolific shapeshifter, often turns into an animal to travel or evade enemies.

@mother-ofthe-universe @graboidfarmer @geekyartemis @elishevart and others who would have some fun with this!

[elishevart]

Ok, this is fun 🤩 thanks for the tag.

Familiar: moth man or a cryptid of my choice. If I can choose I’ll go with thunderbird.

Type: Air witch. Hihi i like to think it’s like Air bending.

How i learn my craft: found a Demonology book in a library and got a little too involve. Yeah sounds about right.

Physical detail about you: A third eye. If I use my last names it’s Flowers in my hair that blooms when I’m in love and Horns. All three sounds cool.

A detail about me: Magnificently skilled in combat, both with weaponry, hand to hand and magical.

Nice! That’ll be a cool witch. Here’s the tag @alextwdgf01 @verysorrytobother @gobblewanker @detectivejigsawpines and everyone who wants to try it!

[alextwdgf01]

Seems interesting

My Familiar: A talking Rabbit in a waistcoat

Type of Witch: Dragon Witch

How I Learned My Craft: Older sister (decided to use my real first initial because I didn't particularly care for what was under A, lol)

Physical Detail About Me: A pitch-black gradient on your hands and feet that fades and gets lighter as it goes up

Other Detail: A prolific shapeshifter, often turns into an animal to travel or evade enemies.

This was very neat, and I liked my generated witchsona (may draw this later). Thanks for the tag, @elishevart

@kirbyluigi @lemonfodrizzleart @mintartem @minty-draws-cartoons @jackyjackdraws

[elzariel]

I know its a long post, but bear with it, Shirobako just dropped a bomb-shell that every artist should recognize and realize. Don’t worry about your quality. That’ll increase on its own as you draw. Just draw lost. Draw anything and all things. Just draw. Don’t care about what it looks like, that’s not important right now. Draw.