Astrology blog

this blog is run by a libra 

[sandy-days-and-sun-rays]

[wtfzodiacsigns]

Meaningful things each sign taught me

aries - “You don’t have to listen to anyone. Just go and experience it on your own.”

taurus - “You’re not picky. If you don’t like something, then you don’t, it’s that simple.”

gemini - “Your parents knew from the day you were born that they had to invest in you, so don’t feel guilty.”

cancer - “Just do it. It won’t hurt to try.”

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[twinsfawn]

leave me alone!!!!!!

[mushroom-rebirth-deactivated202]

Things the astrology signs don’t know:

Will a Water sign ever know exactly what they look like? No. They just do.

Will an Earth sign ever know exactly how much they hold everything together? No. They just do.

Will a Fire sign ever know exactly how much they make others feel? No. They just do.

Will an Air sign ever know exactly how much they make others think? No. They just do.

[papercarsdrive]

The Signs as Men I’ve Dumped

Aries- dumb jock. You fooled everyone you met with a charming smile but you never had anything witty to say. Jealous easily. Only cared about winning instead of teamwork. You wanted to put out my flame instead of igniting it with yours.

Taurus- political junkie. You acted like your opinion was superior to others. Picked logical over humane. The most interesting part of our relationship was breaking up. You never had a soft side. It was like dating a brick wall.

Gemini- crackhead valley. You had too many personalities that contradicted one another. Felt like we were always about to throw hands with one another. You were insecure about yourself and took it out on me.

Cancer- demon worshipper. You claimed you had a million mental disorders and I did my best to help you but it was obvious you didn’t wanna be helped. Constantly talked about your “demons”. Threatened suicide when I left. All you painted as vent art.

Leo- cocky sucker. You acted like you were better than everyone, including me. Had no personality, only looks. You once refused to go into a store with me for fear of looking “musty.” The only thing that made you laugh was fart jokes.

Virgo- backstabber criminal. You manipulated me from leaving you and I will never forgive you for that. Shared all my secrets once we ended things and talks shit about me. You let me know before I left that I should be “careful” because you have blackmail.

Libra- undecisive phsyco. You could never make your mind up on whether you really loved me or not. Kept changing your mind about everything, had me questioning my sanity. There was never a peace of mind when I was with you.

Scorpio- guardian of the heart. You had too many walls up and every time I brought one down, you would build it up faster. Felt like no progress was ever made in our relationship. I told you a million secrets but you never let yours slip.

Sagittarius- jester jokster. Everything was always a game to you. You never took our relationship seriously. My feelings were just another pawn in your eleborate joke. You couldn’t wait to leave me. You were restless, always wondering what would come after me.

Capricorn- will work for love. You constantly chose your work over me. We never spent enough time together and it always left me feeling hollow. You cheated on me with the secretary. Our relationship was one big cliche.

Aquarius- social justice warrior. What we had was never good enough for you. You always had to go and change things up even tho it was fine. You constantly compared us to other couples and what we were doing wrong. Made me question my self worth.

Pisces- debby downer. I was only ever used as your emotional support bag. You never wanted to hear my problems. The first time we talked you were in tears and the last time we talked it ended in tears. I can’t remember a moment in our relationship where you genuinely smiled.

(These were just ones that I had experienced in the past. No hate to the men who burden these signs btw. ( ◠‿◠ )

[zodiac-gypsy]

the signs on new year’s eve

aries: screams during the countdown

taurus: binge eating at restaurants cafes and etc.

gemini: critisizes everyone but has a really good time

cancer: shouting and drinking

leo: looking better than anyone

virgo: making small talk with strangers

libra: uses the custom of wishing people happy new year as an excuse to talk to random people

scorpio: just getting drunk

sagittarius: dancing like crazy

capricorn: sitting down, observing the scene

aquarius: creates conspiracy theories to spread in 2019

pisces: actually has a good time

[astrological-stars]

An incredibly accurate horoscope

Aries: You are probably breathing right now

Taurus: You have slept in the last 72 hours

Gemini: You are reading a horoscope right now

Cancer: You were once one month old

Leo: You have eaten before

Virgo: You will sleep in the next 72 hours

Libra: Water is good for you

Scorpio: You will die one day

Sagittarius: You were born in November or December

Capricorn: You have been tired before

Aquarius: You think this post is ridiculous

Pisces: You have spoken before

[halfbakedastrology]

[isabellastrology]

The Signs as Plants

Aries: Cactus

Taurus: Herb

Gemini: Ivy

Cancer: Daisy

Leo: Dandylion

Virgo: Aloe vera

Libra: Peony

Scorpio: Rose

Sagittarius: Fuchsia

Capricorn: Venus flytrap

Aquarius: Tree

Pisces: Buttercup

[zodiac-gypsy]

signs at an amusement park

aries: goes on the scariest/most rough rides repeatedly

taurus: constantly wants snacks

gemini: criticizes most of the rides but ends up going and enjoys them the most

cancer: wants to go on the same ride over and over again

leo: will scream the loudest on the rollercoaster

virgo: accepts everything

libra: will start up a conversation with the person sitting near them on a ride

scorpio: will convince the ones who are afraid to go on the toughest rides

sagittarius: is gonna dance to the funky music of the rides

capricorn: the quiet one on scary rides

aquarius: likes the weird rides which no one thinks is good

pisces: likes the rides which have to do with water and everybody getting wet for no reason

[zodiac-gypsy]

too good

[dianapforlunch]

The signs as comic book movie ladies: a thread

Aries ✧ Nebula

- brave and determined

- both physically and mentally strong

- a little impulsive, but an actual sweetheart

- just needs a hug tbh

Taurus ✧ Nakia

- reliable, devoted to wakanda, level-headed

- stubborn in a good way

- really charming

- strong moral compass

Gemini ✧ Harley quinn

- really cute

- witty, playful, doesn’t take things too seriously

- very underestimated by people she comes across, which can be used as leverage

- annoying in a self-aware way

Cancer ✧ Wanda maximoff

- tenacious and unapologetically emotional

- seen as breakable but will actually break you

- just wants to protect the people she cares about

- thinks she’s unworthy of love and happiness when it’s actually the opposite

Leo ✧ Gamora

- a badass and a cutie at once

- will do anything for the people she loves

- natural born leader

- NEVER get on her bad side

Virgo ✧ Pepper

- loyal, analytical, hard-working

- sometimes a little too hard on herself

- good at nearly everything she does but doesn’t give herself enough credit

- natural born leader too, tbh

Libra ✧ Diana

- fair-minded, diplomatic, gracious in her own way

- always sees the best in people

- genuinely cares.

- in a constant search for balance between the good and the bad, it’s in her core

Scorpio ✧ Natasha

- resourceful, brave, passionate

- a really good friend

- secretive out of self-preservation

- cares more than she lets it show

- effortless badass

- self-reliant

Sagittarius ✧ Valkyrie

- great sense of humor

- probably says “mood” a lot

- great at hiding her emotions

- the friend you can always count on to make you laugh

- tries not to take anything too serious

Capricorn ✧ Okoye

- disciplined and responsible

- very intimidating

- will take NOBODY’S shit

- can literally do anything as long as she puts her mind to it

- loyal and trustworthy

- protective of those she loves

[thorn-in-my-spine]

i just throw you away

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as cosmetics ads around the ‘80s

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:

[zodiacspot]

The Zodiac Stages of Life

Aries - Newborn

Taurus - Toddler

Gemini - Preschooler

Cancer - Child

Leo - Teenager

Virgo - Student / Young adult / Isolation

Libra - Partner / Young adult - Intimacy

Scorpio - Lover / Young adult - Isolation & Intimacy

Sagittarius - Adult

Capricorn - Maturity

Aquarius - Retirement

Pisces - Old

More Zodiac Here

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as headdresses from the 2018 met ball

ARIES: Janelle Monae

TAURUS: Olivia Munn

GEMINI: Winnie Harlow

CANCER: Kate Bosworth

LEO: Rihanna

VIRGO: SZA

LIBRA: Lana Del Rey

SCORPIO: Madonna

SAGITTARIUS: Rita Ora

CAPRICORN: Lily Collins

AQUARIUS: Frances McDormand

PISCES: Diane Kruger

[astrologers-cloud-club]

Sexy zodiac personality traits

Aries: not one to mess with, spontaneous, smoking hot temper, unique sexy presence

Taurus: agressive, will not give up the fight if it’s something they truly want, extremly outgoing, the most sensual kisser of them all and sexy as hell

Gemini: great listener, love like no other, lover not a fighter unless you do someone they love wrong, then they will punch your lights out, protective, considerate and generous lover

Cancer: VERY high sex appeal, outstanding kisser, wanted by many but not caught by many

Leo: physically attractive (and they know it), always the life of the party, sexy, knows how to give you a good time

Virgo: always gets the last word, smart smart ass, totally addictive, THE most passionate of all zodiac signs

Libra: extremly soft and gentle, loving in a unique way, fun, silly, most caring person you’ll ever meet, caring and sweet lover

Scorpio: sexy, talkative, energetic, super intuitive, absolutely the most erotic, can talk you into anything, hot kisser

Sagittarius: spontaneous, truthful and honest, extremly generous, will kiss you like you’ve never been kissed

Capricorn: smexy, intelligent, sassy, intuitive, irresistible, talker, messy kisser, ALWAYS gets what they want, THE BEST love ever

Aquarius: trustworthy, sexy, rare to find, loves to be in long relationships and seeks them out, energetic and tireless lovers (can we do it AGAIN?!)

Pisces: caring, smart, center of attention, very sexy, always has to have the last word, extremly weird but in a good way