Why Not?

[mentalreboot-deactivated2013052]

So I heard you like perfect loops

[dragonitedelight]

[unadmire]

every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue

[ohgoodnesschild]

this fucked me up

[zoewebber-blog]

Me: You should watch Orphan Black! You'll love Tatiana Maslany!

Friend: Does she play the hero, or the villain?

Me: .......Yes.

[zoewebber-blog]

me: walks into living room

tv: tonight on how its made

me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

[sixpenceee]

These gravestones are amazing. Cemetery fandom anyone ?

[sixpenceee]

COME ON THESE ARE SO COOL. 

AM I THE ONLY FREAK?

[geekishchic]

These are perfection

[oomshi]

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

[animateglee-archived]

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

[marcholasmoth]

I’M GONNA CRY

[zoewebber-blog]

Seen as apparently the new trend is making yourself look like an "elf" I jumped on the bandwagon to show just how shit it is. Have some elfies.

[inkskinned]

[sharksdancing]

this is the best poem i’ve read in a long time

[lilydictionary]

this is freaking beautiful.

[zoewebber-blog]

This is scarily relevant to my life.

[zoewebber-blog]

Sat in my boyfriend's room on here while he goes for a shower and I get cold. So I do what any normal human being does and made a blanket fort. Now, his bedroom is the attic and he has no functioning lights in here. He uses his laptop for lighting.

20 minutes after he goes, I hear him shouting me, and asking where I am, then he got really confused when I emerged from nowhere after not believing that I was in his room cause of how dark it is. And then left saying: "I'll leave you to... Do your thing." Is it really that weird to sit under a duvet with a laptop? :c 

[certan]

all these drugs but I wanna do you

[zoewebber-blog]

I'm happy knowing that I've destroyed christmas for someone who deserved it... Does this make me a bad person?

[zoewebber-blog]

Merry Christmas.

You little shits.

[zoewebber-blog]

I feel like I've done a good job with my make-up today... Well this evening. So have a picture of my face, followers. 

[diaryreadingcat]

a cat’s guide to taking care of your human

[69shadesofgayy-deactivated20141]

OH MY GOD

[zoewebber-blog]

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING ADORABLE ADVERT I HAVE SEEN.

[kittehhh666]

Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.

[j-moriarty-blog]

satan: 1 god: 0

[naturalmomma-deactivated2013091]

Just gonna reblog this again because I can.

[canitbeawesome-blog]

[ticktickticktickticktick-deacti]

I don’t reblog porn usually but this was really great and my followers can just deal with it okay

I hope I don’t get hate lol ;D 

[taggianto]

You call that porn?

Now this is some hot, NSFW action.

[tfhfkjhi-deactivated20140413]

THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE

[eddeha]

WOAH THERE THAT IS GRAPHIC

[breezeful]

dirty dirty dirty

[somefucko]

MY INNOCENT EYES

[deletedandgone-deactivated20150]

sorry kitty

[prince-of-dolls]

#NSFW