I'm not saying I'm sorry

I don't really know where I am and I don't really know if I care. Just stay out of my way and everything will be okay.

[maggie-fitzgerald]

I’m assembling a search group to hunt down this Nathan guy… if anyone cares to join me.

[zoey-burns]

Get me a torch and a pitchfork, I’m ready to do something.

So when are we leaving?

[maggie-fitzgerald]

I knew you wouldn’t hesitate to join. Just understand that it may be a little… rough if thing don’t go right. I can’t give you access to a decent weapon, so you’ll have to be creative, but… I just want you to know to be careful.

[zoey-burns]

If I've learned one thing in this place, it's that I'm fast. I'll be fine. 

Creative like stealing a knife from the kitchen creative? When have I ever been careful Maggie?

[zoey-burns]

You know when I wished I would be young forever I didn't mean this.

I kind of wanted to be a cute yet inappropriate grandma one day. I still don't want wrinkles though.

[maggie-fitzgerald]

I’m assembling a search group to hunt down this Nathan guy… if anyone cares to join me.

[zoey-burns]

Get me a torch and a pitchfork, I'm ready to do something.

So when are we leaving?

[zoey-burns]

Well I really can’t deal with this right now.

That’s true. Being a bitch is fun, but I’m a hypocrite so I don’t enjoy it when other people are.

[elijah-weston-blog]

Like anyone can.

Well, it’s too bad we don’t always get what we want then huh? Sorry we aren’t all rays of sunshine for you to step on to reach your lollies.

[zoey-burns]

Fine then, be a bitch. Also, when did you die? In the the 19th century? What the fuck is a lolly? 

You know, it's kind of nice to have someone tell me the truth for once. I like it. But I also hate it.

[zoey-burns]

I’ll always profess my undying love for you

Some bitch threw a water bottle at me because I called Ben ‘bennykins’. They really hate him out there. How are you holding up?

[maggie-fitzgerald]

Oh, I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life, Miss Burns. How ever do I repay you for your love and gratitude?

I would throw a water bottle at you, too, for that ridiculous nickname. He’s not a teddybear, Zo. I’m holding up alright. Haven’t quite burst yet. People of course are running around taking their anger out on us guards and I’m running out of things to say to them.

[zoey-burns]

Repay me in lipstick and good advice and I think we’ll have a good thing going.

Yeah but Ben and I have an interesting relationship. You see he hates me, and I call him stupid names. Nobody understands. I see it as sort of like a baby playing with a knife.

Let’s start with “It’s not my fault, fuck off.”

[maggie-fitzgerald]

Sounds like a plan, pick your shade and spill your secrets.

That’s such an odd analogy, but alright, I’ll try to believe it. What makes this relationship so interesting? How did you even speak to Ben on such a level?

I did that for awhile and it got some unwanted physical actions.

[zoey-burns]

You wanna know secrets? I got secrets. One time to hang out with this popular girl I basically idolized, I made out with my math teacher. It was surprisingly awesome.

I'm kidding. He was sitting around and I was wandering and we got to talking. He had evidently heard a lot about me from all my poor decisions. The interesting part is I think he wants me to work for him but I just continually do things that should get me punished. I don't get it.

Jesus, I know I say this every time we talk but you need to get the fuck out of that uniform. I don't like people hurting you.

[zoey-burns]

Who doesn’t a snappy tone bother? Are you trying to bother me?

Why are you such a bitch?

[elijah-weston-blog]

If I was trying to bother you, I would do better than a snappy tone.

Why not? It’s better than the alternative.

[zoey-burns]

Well I really can't deal with this right now.

That's true. Being a bitch is fun, but I'm a hypocrite so I don't enjoy it when other people are.

[zoey-burns]

I’ll always profess my undying love for you

Some bitch threw a water bottle at me because I called Ben ‘bennykins’. They really hate him out there. How are you holding up?

[maggie-fitzgerald]

Oh, I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life, Miss Burns. How ever do I repay you for your love and gratitude?

I would throw a water bottle at you, too, for that ridiculous nickname. He’s not a teddybear, Zo. I’m holding up alright. Haven’t quite burst yet. People of course are running around taking their anger out on us guards and I’m running out of things to say to them.

[zoey-burns]

Repay me in lipstick and good advice and I think we'll have a good thing going.

Yeah but Ben and I have an interesting relationship. You see he hates me, and I call him stupid names. Nobody understands. I see it as sort of like a baby playing with a knife.

Let's start with "It's not my fault, fuck off."

[maggie-fitzgerald]

  They’re just lipsticks, no need to thank me with your undying love.

Nothing. It’s out of anger, I get it, but they’re starting to hurt each other and innocent people.

[zoey-burns]

I'll always profess my undying love for you

Some bitch threw a water bottle at me because I called Ben 'bennykins'. They really hate him out there. How are you holding up?

[emily-fairfield]

  Well, sounds like a terrible loss. You’re lucky if that’s the most bothersome thing in your life right now.

[zoey-burns]

Yeah, I'm sorry I'm not dead or my friends aren't or something. Doesn't mean I don't get to complain too.

[elijah-weston-blog]

  Why does a snappy tone bother you?

I fantastic, oh glorious day, she forgot.

[zoey-burns]

Who doesn't a snappy tone bother? Are you trying to bother me?

Why are you such a bitch?

[elijah-weston-blog]

Is there something I can help you with? Better make it good.

[zoey-burns]

What the hell did I do to get that snappy tone? Actually no, don't answer that. I can think of a few things myself.

I can't even remember what I was going to ask you.

[thisisromarpg]

  “You know, it’s very inexpensive to just make your own homemade lipstick?”

[zoey-burns]

Make my own lipstick? What do I look like?

Please don't tell me you make your own lipstick. I mean, I guess it would be cool but that is so much work. That's why I have other people do it for me.

[zoey-burns]

You all managed to screw up my favorite store.

I liked their lipstick.

[emily-fairfield]

And what store was that?

[zoey-burns]

It was this make up place. It made me look less...you know, dead.

[zoey-burns]

You all managed to screw up my favorite store.

I liked their lipstick.

[maggie-fitzgerald]

I’m sure I’ve accumulated some lipstick I’d thought I’d wear, but have never touched if you’d like to have a look. I’d start protecting some of your other local favorite locations before everyone else gets to them.

[zoey-burns]

Maggie, you're possibly the best friend I've ever had. Actually, you might be the only friend I've ever had.

I just don't understand what destroying stuff achieves?

[zoey-burns]

You all managed to screw up my favorite store.

I liked their lipstick.

[lbeatrizgreene-deactivated20200]

  W–What does that mean? I’m – my name is Lena.

[zoey-burns]

Are you blind too? The riots? You're gonna get trampled or something looking like a lost puppy dog.

Well listen Lena, I really don't have time for this right now, but it would be cruel of me to leave you out here so lets move.

[lbeatrizgreene-deactivated20200]

  I didn’t hear you, I guess. I–I’ll move out of your way. Sorry. 

[zoey-burns]

Yeah, you should probably be more aware. You're the type of person who gets swept up in all this mess and never makes it out.

Anyway, who the hell are you?