Surreal Horrorhead

¡The fujoshi way of life yo!  "Too weird to live and too rare to die" IG:allthehorror

[redditfront]

Icebreaker - via http://ift.tt/2i1VXnV

[typofvn]

Pipimi

[typofvn]

Popuko

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

Everytime I think bkub reached max weird, I find a comic like this one.

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[a-reason-to-keep]

[alexander]

This is important hello (x)

[itsahalest0rm]

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

[huhval]

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[pissogyny-deactivated20131228]

a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Fridge cat just got weirder.  Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous.  I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree.  But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out.  But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of.  She’s soaking wet now, and very content.  

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

I told Tali she was famous.  She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

[theapatheticstag]

This is the kind of content I joined for

[ctrlroxy]

Can Tali and I hang out sometime

[kalesux-deactivated20170305]

Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.

Yoko Ono, 1977 (via bled)

  (via kushandwizdom)

[mirayama]

[arsenalguts]

[unsurebeing]

Two knives? pathetic. You can’t beat me and you know it, Human.

[ruinedchildhood]

I felt cheated the first time I ate gushers and my head didn’t turn into a fruit

[catasters]

[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: This massive Mola Mola fish was captured on video by Portuguese diver Miguel Pereira near Santa Maria Island in Azores, Portugal.

[kengriffey-jr-deactivated202102]

him big