Incorrect Zep Quotes

if there isnt a season 2 i might cry

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ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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Tobin: Leif moved to the 6th floor so I'm gonna cut all the sleeves off my shirts while he's gone

Zoey: Why

Tobin: He's like 65% of my impulse control

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"Heard about pluto? That's messed up."

Leif Donnelly trying to flirt

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Zoey: I've slept only 9 hours over the past 4 days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown

Zoey: *bites phone*

Zoey: wait this isn't a bagel

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Max: *sarcastically* Well, it was nice knowin ya, pal.

Tobin: I know! I'm an interesting guy!

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Joan: Would you say you're independent?

Tobin: *looks at leif*

Leif: *nods*

Tobin: I would say so, yes.

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Zoey: Max and I are no longer friends.

Max: That is literally the worst way to tell people we're dating.

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ZEP was just confirmed for a second season!!!!!

HELL YEAH

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Tobin: I let my ferret drink the bathtub water while I was in it.

Priest: Again, kind of weird, but not a sin.

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Leif: I don't have the time to tell you how wrong you are.

Zoey:

Leif: Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't. So-

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Joan: you can't steal another floor's code in the middle of a bake-off

Ava: It's not stealing, we've never stolen anything.

Joan: You stole Max.

Ava: We didn't steal him, Maxwell is his own person, he can do what he wants.

Max, taking his code: I wanna steal.

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Tobin: You really wanna know my process?

Zoey: Yes, absolutely.

Tobin: Well it starts with a "holla!" and ends with a creamsicle

Tobin: And if there's time in between? Thundercats.

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Zoey, who hasnt slept in 72 hours, running on coffee brewed in redbull: .

Max: Zoey? Did you hear me? The guys are about to do the final checks for the code?

Zoey: Yes. I am Zoey.

Max: Ooh, that's probably not good.

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Leif: I don't think I'm smarter than everybody else!

Leif: I KNOW I'm smarter than everybody else.

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Joan: What part of "stay put" is confusing to you???

Tobin: The "put" part. I wasn't "put" in the first place, the whole expression is a complete disaster.

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"Life always surprises you because at every stage you're like 'There's nothing worse than this!' but then, surprise, there is."

-Zoey Clarke

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Tobin: What's your biggest fear?

Leif: Being forgotten.

Tobin: Damn, that's deep

Tobin: ....mines the kool-aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now