Zoinks! @zoinkiess - Tumblr Blog

i’ve lived about twenty years on this planet and i still don’t accept that i’ll have to die one day because why??? and i’ll just not be here anymore??? i cant discover cool looking rocks or look at cute dog pictures??? i cant eat anymore?????

#someone give me a hydroxyzine #mid-mid life crisis

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you wake up to find tiny me furiously clicking your mouse and yelling at your computer, fully invested in my task. coming up to look at the screen, you see that I’m photoshopping Elrond into a Wal-mart, with increasing levels of anger

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ao3 is down AND my tummy hurts. god really does give his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

#ao3 #if my tummy hurt anymore i would be given sainthood

this is my official petition to make ‘Succession’ editors stop putting sad music in their videos… like please i’m going to cry

#succession #shiv roy #tom wambsgans #kendall roy #roman roy #conner ‘interested in politics from a very young age’ roy

lakemojave

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

the-vaudevillain-deactivated202

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

there’s something dastardly behind these brown eyes…

#he’s a menace #nicole kidman and katie holmes stay BEHIND ME!#he’s in line to be the scientology president probably

killrockstar

cheer for lesbian sex in cinema.

killrockstar

ok and pray for lesbian sex in my bedroom

dailybridgerton

THE SHARMAS in Bridgerton: Season Two (2022)

icarianarts

Funniest part about people redrawing my picture with the glue traps is like. They’re putting their special guys in it. When I made Dobby Dying In A Glue Trap I did it because I hate Dobby and think he sucks ass. It was a form of catharsis

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THIS FECKING COW DIES IM SO SAD RN

#skyrim #i followed this hoe all across skyrim for this???#i feel like i deserve a refund

r0achinyourc0mputer

i think any conversation regarding banning tiktok that insists tiktok is actually a force for good misses the point

it doesn't matter if tiktok is the next library of alexandria or if it sucks shit, the problem is that the US government shouldn't have the authority to limit americans' access to the internet so dramatically. the problem is other social media corporations lobbying to ban their opponents. the problem is pretending data harvesting is just fine as long as we're the ones doing it, diverting attention away from how companies like facebook have already harvest and sold way more data than tiktok could ever dream of collecting for the chinese government.

i know that everyone really likes pride & prejudice (2005) and i do too, but we have got to give flowers to the one, the only pride & prejudice (1995)

#pride & prejudice #period piece