Zombidextrous

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

Actually, Ratatouille is the dish’s name, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s monster.

[vampirescholar]

tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently said he’d fuck thor, is soft around puppies and kids all the time, talks about getting emotional/crying without making it seem like a bad thing or a big deal, and dressed in this

while dancing to rihanna, and i just love him a lot for it, ok? i’m glad this is the guy that little boys growing up now will see playing spiderman. you go on rejecting toxic masculinity, tom. 

[kaliforniacoastalteens]

I will NEVER stop reblogging this. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[filmnoirsbian]

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

[sunny-dayze]

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch

[yeahdisney]

[rudeandgingersansa]

i will complain about this only once because i understand it’s the opposite of a letdown for most people and i know how angry people get at me when i talk about it but goddamn that doesn’t make me feel any less hopeless in this situation. i just spent the past four days at my friend’s house eating nothing but five guys, pizza, and sonic shakes, moving from either the bed to the couch or vice versa, and doing basically nothing.

i read my scale as soon as i came back and i realised i lost 4.3lbs since i left. i will admit that i cried for a while after that. my body refuses to gain weight. eating is one of the most difficult things for me to do and i hate forcing myself every day to do this. and for what? nothing helps. my metabolism never slows down. i can’t help the angry and desparate tears every time i see the scale drop, even when i think i’m doing everything right.

[zombidex]

Dude. This is so important. So many people want to lose weight to feel/be healthy and you couldn’t be more entitled to do your own equivalent. We can’t wish that we had someone else’s problem or dismiss it just because we don’t have the perspective necessary to know why it’s a PROBLEM. Like, I want to lose weight, but, just like you, I mostly just want to be in control, whatever that may mean.

Anyone giving you shit about this might as well be telling an unemployed person that they wish they had extra time every day, or a disabled person that they’d love to go to the front of the line at fucking Disneyland or some shit. The instability, the disadvantage, and the heartbreak that comes with these supposed perks will never be worth it.

Complain, let it out, and keep fighting for your best interests. You’re fantastic and you deserve to feel fantastic. 🤟🏼🤘🏼

[canadianstuck]

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

[ournameisfun]

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

[sammysausage]

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

[itskyalenotkyle]

Skeerrrttttt

[sexwitsockson]

LMAO

[justalittlelostt]

OOHH!!!

[sol-of-ashanti]

[lividlovers]

Wiilldd

[soul-c-h-o-p-s-deactivated20250]

how my mans supposed to go home to his family now ?

[laflame-doomguy-21]

Rip in piece

[dundermifflinscranton]

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[ruinedchildhood]

#me

[grlwndr-deactivated20190327]

He Did That

don’t tag as th//orki

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[proficientatfreakness]

Lil’ shit

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[zombidex]

[pleasedontcutily]

[fidgetingpetal]

[rubyvroom]

This was the crossword puzzle in the New York Times yesterday. 

Tausig’s crossword is a so-called Schrödinger puzzle, named for the physicist’s hypothetical cat that is at once both alive and dead. In a Schrödinger puzzle, select squares have more than one correct letter answer: They exist in two states at once. “Black Halloween animal,” for example, could be both BAT or CAT, yielding two different but perfectly correct puzzles. Only 10 such puzzles have now been published in Times history.

It’s the theme of Tausig’s puzzle, though, that makes it special. Four entries in Thursday’s crossword can include either an “F” or an “M.” Both are correct; neither is wrong. For example, “Part of a house” can be either ROOF or ROOM. The long “revealer” answer, tying those select entries together and spanning 11 squares smack-dab in the middle of the puzzle, is GENDER FLUID.

This puzzle, with “M”s and “F”s that aren’t fixed, is a masterful blend of subject and structure. “It potentially really evokes what gender fluidity is, which is not moving back and forth between two poles, but actually not being committed to either pole, and potentially existing in many states at different times,” Tausig said.

[mournjargon]

This is … really cool.

[miusart]

I saw the pic and I had to. I really really had to (and my friends encouraged me so…).

This would totally happen and Hopper would have the smuggest smirk ever. Fight me on this (ง'̀-‘́)ง

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