zombie @zombie-philosopher - Tumblr Blog

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

tired-shipper

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.

vintageadvertising

70’s ad for Asbestos

gunsandfireandshit

raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon

miiilowo

im probably biased but i feel like tumblr's username game is stronger than every other website. sometimes i just go thru my activity feed looking at them for entertainment

decemberwinter

there are people who were born after gen ai became a thing and they'd never know what life without chatgpt was

unusual-suspects

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alivingtypo

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

today-till-tomorrow

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

regardlessicarusflew

The wuthering heights movie post already littering this website is gonna be the reason I truly go internet free this year

castieldelamancha

i am actually starting to get offended about the constant comparison between "wuthering heights" and fanfiction, it's really offensive towards fanfiction and also all the writers that actually love and understand the source material they are working with

theheightsthatwuthered

This is officially a Wuthering Heights 2026 hate blog.

ibikus

I hope the ghost of Emily Brontë haunts Emerald Fennell for the rest of her life.

mental-insane

The new Wuthering Heights movie looks like it’ll be the biggest insult to classical literature since the burning of the Library of Alexandria and I will read the book for the first time purely to be able to hate this travesty properly.