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Anti: I AM NOT OUT OF CONTROL! IM A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN!

Chase: name one law.

Anti: ....

Chase: that's what I thought.

Jackie: Marvin, I- *yelps*

Marvin: *peeks out* what's wrong?

Jackie: *pointing to a summoning circle on the ground* what's this?!

Marvin: you said to satanize the house.

Jackie: SANATIZE! I wanted you to SANATIZE the house!

Marvin: aaaaaah

Jackie: *exasperated* aaahhhhh

Anti: *climbs out of the circle* bitch, the fuck you want?!

Marvin and Jackie: *screams*

Anti: Big announcement, I've been told. Kinda important.

Chase: You can now ask us things!

Robbie: *giggles*

Anti: *looks at Robbie* what do you even eat?

Robbie: meat! Brains good too. *giggles*

Anti: *grins* I think I can find you some.

JJ: *signs* This is my boyfriend, Gordon!

Gordon: *waves*

JJ: *signs* and this is frisk! We took them in when they wandered into one of my puppet shows.

Anti: can you take this one too? *holds up the leg that has Robbie on it*

Robbie: *tears up*

Chase: ANTI!

Anti: *stomps over to chase*

Robbie: *giggles, still clinging to Antis leg*

Chase: oh he- *spots Robbie* did you kidnap someone's kid?

Anti: No. They legnapped me.

Anti: Let go

Robbie: no

Anti: *growls* Y E S

Robbie: *hugs his leg tighter* no

Anti: *kicks around his leg* let go!

Robbie: W H E E E E E

Anti: *feels something attach to his leg*

Robbie: FREN!

Anti: well shit

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