a terrible blog with no name

22//mom// I have an unhealthy obsession with rocks and Michael Scott is my dad.

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[raulassparza-deactivated2015092]

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

[blackfairypresident]

you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?

if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[fiddlesolo]

carlisle inventing vampire veganism in the 17th century

[dyke0clock-deactivated20210226]

In retrospect, I think my hatred of Twilight as a teen was due to two things

Internalized sexism that made me want to seperate myself from things that “normal” girls were into

An extreme attraction to Kristen Stewart that I could neither recognize nor handle

[nickholmes]

[chillyfeetsteak]

a criminal

[little-tunny]

A hero

[screambirdscreaming]

an artist

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

ch iken….

[eli-campbelle]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

wow…a homeowner…so responsible

[earth-tooth]

homeowner

[protect-and-love-cats]

Puma Rescued From A Contact-Type Zoo Can’t Be Released Into The Wild, Lives As A Spoiled House Cat

[burningmanonacid-deactivated202]

That’s one spoiled kitty! And he is a good boy!

[attention-deficit-dragon]

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

[twilightmademegay]

Robert Pattinson: starts singing Let Me Sign in Twilight (2008)

Me, weeping: what- what is he sAYing

[1953swan]

edward during the honeymoon when bella comes into the bedroom in cute lingerie

[vegetarianvampires]

bella: i want you to turn me into a vampire, edward.

edward:

[carlisles-compassion]

No joke I was a manager at Hot Topic during peak Twilight craze and let me tell you it was ~ w y l d ~

Headquarters told us to stop putting size stickers or sensors on the new shirts that would come in, just put them out as fast as we could and literally people would rip piles from our arms!!!

like we had a midnight release “party” for ppl who preordered their copy of Twilight but like it got out of hand and 1200 ppl showed up. we had to assign someone to be security for the Edward cardboard cutout because ppl were biting it

[emmettmccartycullen]

Jasper is wearing these in nearly every scene of the series, it’s just never mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Bella’s Journey

[clintbarton-hawkeye]

Rosalie, finding out that Edward got Bella pregnant