LP

[whitepeopletwitter]

Empathy cringe af

[whitepeopletwitter]

Final answer

[zombiepizzaapocalypse]

My mother tends to ask about why I use notebooks as journals and how I get through them so quickly. The thing is I only journal about very specific moments by drawing them out, and about overpowering emotions by writing poetry out of them. That means that five minutes can take up ten pages and weeks can take up no space.

The drawings are shitty, but they allow me to relive moments whenever I need to. Either good or bad.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[exposethathots]

Sorry Hun I can’t risk this

[grandpaq]

I’m gettin so sick of this post 😐😐

[ryderdai]

… Don’t test it as some superstitious chain post and not reblog… My mom was fine on Monday and yesterday her whole head is swollen… I’m checking up on her to make sure she’s okay, but seeing this post reminded me that I didn’t reblog it yesterday when I saw it. This is so evil…

[zombiepizzaapocalypse]

Shit this is the only chainpost that has ever scared me. Hell no. Not risking it.

[snk-incorrect-quotes]

Eren: *phone rings*

Mikasa: *looks at contact name: “daddy”*

Mikasa: I thought your dad died?

Eren: *answers call and makes eye contact with Mikasa*

Eren: Hey, Levi.

Mikasa: *chokes on water*

[abduction]

[yearofthesnitch]

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

[ree-duh]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s this legendary horror post

[comesitbymyfire]

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

[arxitektur]

[sabonhomeblog]

[zombiepizzaapocalypse]

When Jack met Sally.

[zombiepizzaapocalypse]

Life in (techni)color.

[zombiepizzaapocalypse]

This is perfect.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[zombiepizzaapocalypse]

I have been two weeks without a phone, and I must say I have gotten VERY good at finding weird ways to send memes to my friends.

[zombiepizzaapocalypse]

The worst thing about the last 24 hours of my life was having to admit that my mom was fucking right from the very beginning. Being played is not bad, what’s bad is allowing someone to play you and actually thinking you deserve it.

[justanother-pointless-blog]

[wehadfacesthen]

Maria Callas in costume for La Traviata, 1955