Gay for cats

Angry dyke. Lives in Seattle. she/her/hers

[babylizard-blog]

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

[knightzoned]

can you check in the back

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

jokes that will never be funny

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

dad jokes 

[riothrrrley]

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

[duckertron3000]

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

[internmarce]

Also:

Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects

Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects

Rickrolls

[honeybee-happy]

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

[wearamaskcoward]

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

[corned-beef-hash-deactivated201]

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

[orochislayer]

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

[disaceters-blog-deactivated2025]

Oh no baby what is you doin

Finding him in pictures

Kazoos

Literally any awkward cat photo

[awkwardtimelady]

calling literally everything gay culture

whenever someone says “this is so sad” responding by saying “alexa play despacito”

[somecutething]

A video captured after everyone had left the house for the day.

[justpudding-deactivated20210818]

despite all my fat im still just a rat in a hat

[gaypeopletwitter]

[mcdungeon]

literally no movie or television show is made any better by including a rape scene. They are completely unnecessary and the cheapest form of shock

[mcdungeon]

like how annoying is it to go into a movie having to wonder “am i going to have to leave the theater for 10 mins at some point because some idiot decided they needed to show a woman being brutally violated” 

[mcdungeon]

and yes I know this doesn’t exclusively happen to women characters and it doesn’t make it any less brutal to see if it’s not a woman.

[derpycats]

Cat pancake

[amberautumn]

me: the weather is so beautiful today I love it

someone: it’s chilly and overcast what

me: I know

[mischief-night]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

[maplesugacookie]

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

[spooniestrong]

The biggest Ableist plot… 👓

[moveslikekeithrichards]

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[digitalbeachrave]

[jwanito]

the prophecy is complete

[sheet-masks]

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[thebelchers]

[beyfann]