Zombies Run Confessions

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I feel like if Simon and runner 5 had a song it would be I wish you would by taylor swift

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zombies run culture is almost wrecking your bike because you thoight a cat was a zombie

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the doctor??? who we meet in mission 1????? has such a voice????? i. love her voice.

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One time on one of my runs, I almost pepper-sprayed an armadillo because it's little claws clicked on the trail behind me just after I got the "zombies detected" warning. I have never been so terrified in my life

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I always thought that the stories about people being too immersed that they couldn’t tell the difference was fake—and then I heard ‘help me’ in the background and literally jumped!

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I have to confess that when I don't time to run I just listen to the missions on the way to school. I just feel guilty because the app is meant to be keeping my healthy but I feel like i'm cheating :(

I don’t usually comment on confessions but: please don’t feel guilty, we all listen to ZR in our own way! (it so happens that my way and your way are...identical, so if you’re bad so am I.)

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I want to be mind controlled. I'm tired of being depressed.

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There first time I heard Major de Santa telling me to stop running, I actually ran faster. Her voice sounded kind of creepy to me

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I'm seriously behind on Radio Mode because there are times when I completely missed a handful of clips so I reset the season (RM2 x 2, RM3 x 3) to listen to them all. SO sometimes I just let RM play while doing work or chilling.

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I just recently downloaded the app, and completed the first mission. I've never been so excited to go workout!

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Just finished the first episode and I'm already more than a little in love with Sam...

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I call Van Ark Dr. Evil in my head. I imagine this as a running gag with the rest of Abel where we treat him as a pseudo Bond Villain to alleviate the sense of impending doom as we wait for his next attack.

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I rerun A Voice in the Dark sometimes at night for the ambiance. And for the moment Journey starts belting out Don't Stop Believing from my Playlist as I make it through the gates.

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All of my first episode I forgot what Sam's name was. I literally just called him Wheatley.

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I usually run down a wooded trail near my house that comes out onto my street. During one mission, zombies were detected just as I reached the mouth of the trail, and I had to sprint out of the woods and down my street like a madman, hoping none of my neighbors were witnesses to my mad dash for safety.

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I turned a corner as Sam told me three were zombies nearing my location. long story short, I almost punched an elderly lady and then had to explain to her I mistook her for a zombie.

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So I just started running to Zombies run, and I'm on the child episode. As I was running on a trail, I turned at the exact moment we met the child in the story. Imagine my surprise when in real life there was an actual child crying on the trail. For a second, I was convinced that this whole thing was real and almost freaked the hell out.