Call me a safe bet

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[thissweetenamor]

[delamainnn]

His helmet looks like cat ears

[wizardpepsi]

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[humming-fly]

#they named them like cats in a shelter

[lavendersalve]

[sistertaxon]

[nepenthe-e-deactivated20180811]

i came, i saw, i dissociated

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[thehomilies]

being a tumblr girl watching a kyle gallner film and immediately feeling ill about him is so fucking predictable like of course you want him girl of course you do

[mrsducky]

KYLE GALLNER in DINNER IN AMERICA 2020, dir. Adam Rehmeier

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[mintchipped]

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

[thememedaddy]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[ohmovie]

Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[imightjustbegone-deactivated201]

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

[intactics]

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on