[asvpfrenchie-deactivated2022112]

Gotta let go of what you think it’s supposed to be and just let it be what it is

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[boeing-787]

[twistoftheknife]

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

[grainsimmonds]

[fullmetalfisting]

when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them 

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[dalniente]

[danoriddler]

normalise feminising men by fixing a displaced strand of their hair

[howelljenkins]

when i was in fourth grade i was in the gifted program and they let us go to the library more often which meant we had more chances to take the accelerated reader tests and get points and whoever reached a certain threshold got to go to chuck e. cheese so i‘d go around asking ppl i knew had a hard time reading what their logins were and sneak in to take tests for them so they could go to chuck e. cheese too. i got caught and they didn’t let me go to chuck e. cheese but it was worth it fuck you

[howelljenkins]

that’s why we all need to LIE and CHEAT

[chuck-e-cheese-official]

We love your heroics! We’re gonna deal with whoever caught you.

[howelljenkins]

CHUCK E CHEESE OFFICIAL??

[shigraki]

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

[shigraki]

IT WAS A CAR NOT A MOTORCYCLE IM. STILL LAUGIHMG YHOUGH

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Men are just like that

[eridone]

[beeefy]

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[catasters]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

LMFAO

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

making friends on tumblr

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

just remembered I got hired once not realizing that this was still my profile picture on my email

[sonofmeatthawsmoth-deactivated2]

[headspace-hotel]

im losing it this just gets funnier the longer you look

[yupokaysuremhm]

Do you like the color of tumblr mobile?

Which one?

[smol-satan]

I sat here 

Like an absolute dumbass

[yupokaysuremhm]

@ everyone reblogging this currently, I hope you know that you got me back. I fell for my own post. Not only are we all fools, but we're the entire circus

[dankmemeuniversity]