We need you to find some information on that pesky Agent Phoenix! They've been too much of a thorn in the side of our wonderful CEO. You better come up with something quick or you'll be banned from the Zor Fan Club! Maybe if you do well enough you could get a free Zonut voucher as incentive.
(Feel free to work through this whenever! Answer as many or as little as you would like.)
Are they a coffee or a tea person? or neither?
Dog or cat person? or other?
What was their favorite mission? (From the games)
What was their least favorite mission? (And why?)
What's their favorite drink? (Alcohol or otherwise)
Do they have any major scars or injuries? (And how did they get them?)
What is their dream vacation?
What are their thoughts on Zoraxis?
How loyal are they to the Agency?
I trust you'll get results soon!
-MISSION RECEIVED-
who the hell is Agent Phoenix?
(Thanks for playing along!)
SIR YES SIR RIGHT AWAY SIR!! OKAY ok, it took me all morning and then some, but I’ve gathered all the information we currently have on the Phoenix..
(a projector with MANY, many film reels are just out of frame, mind you)
1. Not really either, but if they really need a morning pick me up, coffee with about 1/5 milk and three sugars.
2. Enjoys both but has a definite preference for cats.
3. The Agent seemed to particularly enjoy Operation: Blind Spot, though they fumbled quite a bit with the truck… like, a LOT. Does the Agency even train their personnel on their own equipment??
4. According to our footage, they had the strongest negative reaction to when they were held in containment by Mr. Juniper.
5. Well, statistically I’d like to say they favor any form of alcohol based off of the sheer number of bottles they’ve drained on their own when on the job, but given that a virgin strawberry daiquiri is the only drink they really tend to savor in their off-time, it’s likely the daiquiri. They also generally have a really strong sweet tooth.
6. A good number of them, yes. Recovered footage from the Death Engine docking bay shows them with a singular, lightly visible scar on the edge of their right eyebrow, but it’s unknown if there have been any further signs of injury, as they would be covered by the Zoraxis jumpsuit they had acquired. Our next visual update comes from the film reel Mr. Juniper provided for us, where the eyebrow scar has been joined by a horizontal scar across the bridge of their nose and some slight burn scarring to the side of their opposite cheek and neck. There is also additional burn and laceration scarring on both arms, most notably on their left. From hidden cameras in Mr. Juniper’s wine cellar, it’s clear that their fighting style adjusted to favor their left leg, yet a single blow from the same knee was enough to put Gibson temporarily out of commission— most likely some kind of prosthesis. Metal, at that. My guess is that they must’ve lost it when they crashed back to Earth after destroying the Death Engine. Then after studying even MORE footage, this time from Dr Roxana Prism’s primary residence, it’s clear that they’ve gained more intense laceration and burn scars from the aftermath of the Peace Summit, as well as some kind of cybernetic prosthetic for the lower half of their right arm. Strangely, their TK not only works with this new arm, but might even be stronger than it was before.. If you asked ME, I would say that the Agency didn’t just put kinesium in their agents’ heads, but their new limbs too—but what do I know? I’m just a lowly archivist. After the ordeal with KBOOM, it’s unknown what injuries they may have and to what extent, but at this rate it can be assumed that at the very least they survived. Again. Good grief.
7. I’m.. not sure. They’re either really good or really bad at it, it’s hard to tell if they’re genuine or not. Given that they’ve repeatedly snuck into our ranks posing as any number of lower employee positions, I’m inclined to say that they’re reasonably adequate at it. We also really need to buff up security measures, this is getting ridiculous.
8. They spent a LOT of time just looking out the windows of Dr Prism’s home to the California desert. I almost feel a little bad for them… everyone deserves some time in the sun every now and then, right?
9. I feel like it doesn’t even need to be said at this point, they’re extremely hostile towards Zoraxis personnel. Correction, they’re hostile to the higher-ups. As for our lower grunts and operatives, they hardly ever use lethal force, though I can’t tell if it’s out of pity or simply efficiency in some cases.
10. Based off of everything I’ve gone through, every video and paper or audio file I have access to, their allegiance is to themselves first and foremost, then the Agency. It just so happens that the Agency generally aligns closely with their morals and ideals. Sadly, I doubt we’d ever be able to recruit them to our side voluntarily.
That should be all, yes? No more questions? Perfect, beautiful. [FWOOSH] Oh would you look at that, it’s like I never received a request for this report in the first place and none of this ever left the archives at aaaallll, how convenient.
Now, you said something about a Zonut voucher..?
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