Not your garlic bread

*blows raspberry*

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[justsomeintrovertedweirdo]

god, I can't stop thinking about him. this must be what being haunted feels like

[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]

[omtai]

they literally created a place where you can go and learn about something that really interests you and they fucked it up by inventing ASSIGNMENTS

[auntie-nettle]

Well what do you know, sometimes keeping a huge clump of sticky spider web in a jar for three years can come in handy sometimes

[hollowboobtheory]

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

[auntie-nettle]

[auntie-nettle]

You guys can stop reblogging this now actually

[zooweemama404]

My whole music taste is my guilty pleasure.

[zooweemama404]

You were hiding in me.

[zooweemama404]

Trapped

[zooweemama404]

The fact that people can see me makes me uncomfortable.

[ashstfu]

x

[zooweemama404]

The way this post is giving me " This is home by Cavetown" vibes.

[zooweemama404]

If not him then who

[medievalthymes]

the mitochondria is the girlboss of the cell

[liabilityfr]

anne with an "e" got cancelled, Brooklyn 99 will get over soon, lorde is not releasing any music. what is my life if not a series of tragic events?

[catarsis-cc-deactivated20240524]

we are all living the same life, right?

[liabilityfr]

seems like it T_T

[zooweemama404]

I-

[zooweemama404]

Junk

[zooweemama404]

Car Jesus is real and I am afraid.