Wizard 101 Dashboard Simulator (set in arc 1)
Hot take but I shouldn't see any life wizards hogging all the health wisps after almost dying in a dungeon for the 50th time. Don't yall have your decks full of nothing but healing spells already 🙄
why is it always the fizzle-addicts being lifephobic
Why's it always wizards from the weakest schools crying about schoolphobia
mad because you fizzled again arent you
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what's this opaque wizard doing running around dragonspyre lmao
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OP are you......are you not opaque?
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um.....no??? i'm translucent like everyone else
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Is someone gonna tell them
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How familiar are you with the name Malistaire?
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i think he was a year or two above me in the academy??? what does he have to do with anything????
im just gonna leave this link for you op: https://spiralpedia.com/malistaire/dragonspyre
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how is a ghost using spiralblr
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i'm translucent, not incorporeal idiot. and sorry it was kinda hard to tell when EVERYONE in my world ghosted at the same time.
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I FINALLY FOUND THIS POST
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Oh my titan I only ever saw this post in wandcaps
need an update from op on how theyre handling being dead
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i still don't get why some ghosts get to be mysteriously hooded by a shroud and im just translucent me.
Honestly DNI if you support the Young Wizard. Since when is murdering banshees okay just because they're hanging out outside?
Imagine being so privileged you don't have to worry about being literally killed every time you leave your home because of Malistaire
I'm literally from colossus boulevard. And you know what? We made peace with the gobblers instead of just killing them for wanting a place to stay
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Ohhhhh my titans. You know WHO made peace with the gobblers FOR you? The young wizard. Anti yws don't even know how much they've done for them.
Even if that were true, you telling me to shut up and be grateful a crazed child solider is slaughtering hundreds of people when I never asked them to do that is not helping your case lmao
It's always wizards from peaceful zones critiquing the young wizard and forgetting that we're literally IN A WAR. I don't even think the young wizard has a choice in it because they are literally a minor. Complain to ambrose about it but don't hate on people who are finally getting to experience some peace after malistaire completely fucked their lives over.
Whatever keep relying on a child solider to fix all your problems but don't be surprised if they get addicted to all that killing and become the next malistaire
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You CANNOT seriously be comparing the young wizard to malistaire i
being a goth but not a necromancer is so funny. sorry for the confusion I can't actually raise ghouls from the dead I just know that black eyeliner is hot.
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at this point whoevers going to save the spiral is gonna come from some dumb world named dirt or some shit
The original date of this post is crazy
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I forgot about this post holy shit?!
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I know that ambrose isn't a deathphobe but it's very funny how from an outsider's perspective it definitely looks that way. Like welcome to my academy here's all these beautiful buildings and trees for the other schools meanwhile the death school is just like. Hole.
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op casually forgetting the balance school exists
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I don't think ambrose even knows the balance school exists
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aren't you the krok whose family owns a mander slave
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malistaire's not gonna know what's coming when i hit him with my massive dong
why is this the only post on the young wizard's tumblr
Probably too busy doing the gangnum style over the corpses they create
