[xkcd-for-that]

I keep seeing blazed posts about losing the game, but little do they know I was freed from it almost 15 years ago.

I'm as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible.

And now you're free too!

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

op I nearly started crying. thank you. I no longer have to bear that burden

[zotinha456]

My predictions for deltarune chapter 5 while I wait for the game to update:

*Asgore final boss

*Asgore is not part of the conspiracy and is, in fact, trying to figure things out on his own (Carol is aware and using him)

*the roaring happens at the end of the chapter

*Noelle dies at the end of the Weird Route ("she was used up")

*Fun Gang meets Friend

*White pen of hope in the trailer is a fake made by Friend

*Friend secret boss

*no Papyrus

*Susie finds out about Kris working with the Knight

*Optional "date" with Berdly on the festival

*Sans wakes us up

*the Flower darkners look like Asgore, Toriel and Asriel

*Ralsei pretending to be one of them for reasons (Ralsei getting mixed up with flowers)

*chapter 6 on 2027 announced at the end of the chapter

*something happens to Castle Town in WR

*Friend is the Tail of Hell

*this chapter's Egg is mandatory (as a way to teach people that they're a thing)

*this chapter's shadow crystal is mandatory (for the same reason)

*we won't get the chance to give Seam the last shadow crystal this chapter

*mention that Asriel was supposed to come to the festival, but he doesn't show up

*Toriel and Sans go to the festival together

*Flower King dark world is a red herring to distract the Fun Gang while the Knight does something else

[yeehawgeek]

i wonder if grian and pearl's widow curses will cancel out and we'll end up with a gem win

[going-to-the-sun]

the cabin boys might just be a social experiment created specifically for me. right off the bat, you have scott and scar, who are both oddly immune to the Etho Effect™, understanding that etho and bdubs are going to gravitate towards each other anyway, so might as well combine their two duos into a team of four. scott, i fear, has been studying etho for six seasons now and has developed a finely tuned understanding that if you want to team with etho you have to invite him in like some kind of vampire and then continue to reaffirm his place in the team with praise and tasks and feelings of usefulness. and then you have scar with an unparalleled ability to supercharge bdub's pathological need to be someone's lil guy, which i fully expect will grind bdubs to dust the first time he's forced to choose between scar and etho. plus, all four of them keep declaring that they're "manly men" and cabin core and such. i'm pretty sure each of them mean it in a completely different way, but every time they say it, it sounds just a little bit more gay.

[correlativity]

the most terrifying villains on the server

[mumbeau]

Hey @ grianmc I hid

My diamonds here

<<<

[devoidmoth]

Just villains doing villain things!

[eydilily]

emo pearl thank you for existing

[noorlakes]

And they’re not even five feet apart!

[starsshinedarkly77]

you guys don’t even understand what GoodTimesWithScar means to me. Funniest character to ever exist. He’s the server’s sexy pool boy and marriage counselor and he’s bad at all of his jobs and you can never tell if it’s through intentional sabotage or genuine incompetence and then you see him build the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and log out. He’s not a himbo because he’s a genius and master manipulator but he decided a long time ago that he cares more about having abs and giant tits than proving to anyone that he’s smart. He can cry on command and make you think he’s the most helpless creature on the planet and then turn around and fire an arrow from 200 blocks away and get a headshot and kill you. And then he turns around trips over his own feet and drowns in four inches of water. I’m literally obsessed with him

[in-grian-we-trust]

Extremely terrified for what happens with Cleo and Martyn.

The girl who goes batshit crazy when someone betrays her teaming with the guy who betrays everyone ever. This cannot possibly go well, but I’m excited for the fallout.

[meteor752]

[huggywuggysuppy]

It’s like Grian is putting on a villain costume, Gem’s taking off an already chipped and breaking heroic facade, and Pearl is the 12-time employee of the month at villain incorporated.

[sbirkazvadlejchruzi]

That should be their name, Team Rocket, if I didn't hope for them to be more successful then that.

[in-grian-we-trust]

“Everyone dies when they’re with me” Oh. Oh. What a completely normal and not emotionally destroying thing to casually say.

[bootheking]

The same thing happens to grian. will that balance out?

[in-grian-we-trust]

I think that just means Gem’s screwed

[mleemwyvern]

i love how in his element etho is with the old minecraft version. he's an expert on it. he's doing advanced parkour jumps with ease. people are seeking him out for info on mechanics. that's my ancient youtuber!

[whimsicalmists]

them

[hazelnutsummer]

GO TEAM ROCKETS!!!