emily

i like to read but the only thing on my mind right now is shadow and bone so don’t message me on the 23rd

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I made one of those “if Shadow and Bone was a reality tv show” things...

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Leigh and Eric, can we please have this made into a movie? Thank you.

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I’m convinced that Nikolai takes Genya, Alina, and Zoya out on lunch dates every Friday and then takes them shopping so they can get whatever they want, with mr. privateer’s money ofc. They probably go clubbing and get drunk and then end up having a sleepover at the Little Palace. Then at 3 am, Genya messes with Zoya’s hair, and Zoya gets mad, so Alina blinds them all. Nikolai most likely puts all of this on his snap private story, because those are his favorite girls.

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I love how we’ve all come to the conclusion that Kaz would end the Darkling in a matter of 3 seconds.

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I find it funny that Inej’s knife is named “Sankta Alina” when the real blade here is Mal.