believe it

sophia/20/♋️^_−☆

[royalwildflowers]

me: i’m gonna Date

*opens a dating app*

me: never mind i’ll try again next year

[pacificrim-archive]

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema 

[shinyfurret]

UM

[nihilisa-frank]

[dailyfrogs]

[h4ppy-kn1ght]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[intoasylum]

[discovering-gravity]

[ampervadasz]

[tiktokarchive]

[depsidase]

[2-face]

50% of comments on any given vegan recipe in the world: i was TERRIFIED this would be DISGUSTING and HEALTHFUL due to the fact that it did not contain any bacon. my husband was like WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING ME? when he saw me put something in the oven that didnt contain a whole hog but luckily it turned out edible! LOL i added 6 eggs and some milk and subbed the margarine for rendered lard so my husband wouldnt divorce me. the kids liked it too even though it wasn’t exactly like pop tarts :) 5/5

other 50% of comments on any given vegan recipe: i substituted 9 types of gluten-free flax meal for the flour. instead of the margarine i used opium and instead of the sugar i used something i found in a meteorite. added some essential oils too. really aligned my chakras 5/5

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[localtiktoks]

[mielparaoshun]

The dog is missing from this

[tenderstems]

i’ve watched this 20 times

[emzorzin4d]

This is the best impression of a British voice done by an American. I know that tone, that presenter voice over intonation.

[chickenfarmersan]

[iatemydogtastewasgood]

[gif87a-com]