Eating Batman

I'm just a cat =^-^=

[amypoehler]

[sawing4teens]

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

[rubyetc]

a healthy diet i have not 

[sphinxofgrease]

hi is anyone here good at photoshop and can make a version of leonardo da vincis st john the baptist where hes flipping the bird

[sphinxofgrease]

this is incredibly important

[officecyborg]

how’s this?

[sphinxofgrease]

god bless

[mahoganydesk]

Why was this important?  Like, I love the photoshop, but why?

[sphinxofgrease]

1. i needed a reaction image for a very specific hypothetical situation that will never happen

2. its what leonardo would have wanted

[over-sleep]

[nymphomanik]

i never thought i would say this about a fish but wow what an asshole

[just-tea-thanks]

Science side of tumblr, can I get an explanation?

[brevityandclarity]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

(Science lecturer voice) and here we observe a fish just being a real jerk

Student: but why

Me: asshole behavior is a conserved trait in chordates

[onlyblackgirl]

She found his side hoes.

[amethystspaceprince]

That little goth clownfish is just enjoying all the drama

[odditymall]

This staple uses no staples! 😱

➡ odditymall.co/bbutv

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Lucas Turnbloom

[questionlife]

I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.

Until

[defydamage]

That cat is the coziest it’s ever been and it’s not leaving except for food.

[katswenski]

A mystery, indeed. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[possumoftheday]

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A proposal!

[octopussoir-]

[princesscheeto]

If you a fly gal, get your nails done, get a pedicure, get your hair did. 💅🏻

[dajo42]

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

[dajo42]

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

[z-a-d-r-i]

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

[wethatkindoforc]

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

that’s a potato

[plants4]

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

he became so smooth i’m so proud of him

[dryadgurrl]

Doctors HATE him for discovering this one skin-smoothing trick!

[wethatkindoforc]

Every now and then this post picks up traction again and honestly those last two replies are my favorite so I’m reblogging to preserve them on my blog forever.

[straightwhiteboystexting]

AHAHAHHA thank you hya-ichor

Check out the artist! (https://thenib.com/kasia-babis)

[kas-a]

[powerofthestruggle]

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

[comradepiyaz-deactivated2016020]

this is an extremely important picture

[fear-and-trembling-pdf-deactiva]

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

[scootsenshi]

He has a nice face

[fearwax-deactivated20200108]

No but the history behind this picture is really interesting

The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.

It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.

But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.

[thisisarebeljyn]

I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.

[avatar-dacia]

Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.

[jumpingjacktrash]

always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.