the finishing touch

Where the broad ocean leans against the land; as a finishing touch, god created the dutch. [indie netherlands rp blog. no art is mine unless stated. rps with any fandom. based on history&canon- but mostly history.]

[fuckyeahgermanics-blog]

[zuigmijndijken]

  Are you trying to sound like America today?

[iamwomaniamcanadian-deactivated]

I just don’t really expect you to visit until May. 

…I do NOT sound like my siblings.

[zuigmijndijken]

Yeah, you're nothing like America. Nothing at all.

[zuigmijndijken]

  There’s got to be better conversation starters that aren’t my height.

[iamwomaniamcanadian-deactivated]

Maybe I got shorter.

…Is this a business visit or are you just here to bask in my glory? Because it’s not May yet.

[zuigmijndijken]

Are you trying to sound like America today?

[netherlandsxspain]

Pixiv ID: 10841864 Member: mtj

[iamwomaniamcanadian-deactivated]

zuigmijndijken started following you

Did you get taller since the last time I saw you?

[zuigmijndijken]

There's got to be better conversation starters that aren't my height.

[netherlandsxspain]

Art source: o

[cafe-der-nederlanden]

♥♥♥

[karskeladden]

So we’re talking about height now.

[/Ah yes a 6’3” guy over here hi]

It gets boring after some time, I hope you guys know.

[zuigmijndijken]

I can vouch for that.

[karskeladden]

Another tall Dutchman, huh?

You like to brag with your height around the dwarfs— I mean shorter people, don’t you—

[zuigmijndijken]

Nee, they make comments, I just reply to 'em.

[karskeladden]

So we’re talking about height now.

[/Ah yes a 6’3” guy over here hi]

It gets boring after some time, I hope you guys know.

[zuigmijndijken]

I can vouch for that.

[koninginvaneuropa-deactivated20]

[zuigmijndijken]

[zuigmijndijken]

…

I feel summoned.

[liandao-archive]

The tree is here, we’re all doomed. [tries to pap his face but can’t reach him correctly so she just kind of lightly scratches his face Li Mei get out]

[zuigmijndijken]

You okay over there? ... Do I gotta give ya' money so you'll stop touching me?

[krasiva-roza-deactivated2013070]

What’s this about tall people?

[zuigmijndijken]

No idea. 

I just felt like I should show up since everyone’s talking ‘bout ‘em.

[krasiva-roza-deactivated2013070]

Well you are freakishly tall…

Seriously, you ever run into planes at that height?

[zuigmijndijken]

Ja, all the time.

Don't mean too, though. That's gotta count for something.

//Dripping with sarcasm but hey, at least he played along.//

[krasiva-roza-deactivated2013070]

What’s this about tall people?

[zuigmijndijken]

No idea. 

I just felt like I should show up since everyone's talking 'bout 'em.

[zuigmijndijken]

...

I feel summoned.

[h4ilstorm-deactivated20190103]

amsterdam fall (by mariusz kluzniak)

[zuigmijndijken]

I wonder.

[fiestaysiesta-deactivated201307]

Me too…

[zuigmijndijken]

Because you’re an idiot, that’s why.

[fiestaysiesta-deactivated201307]

Don’t say that to your baby momma.

[zuigmijndijken]

I swear to god.

[zuigmijndijken]

I don’t carry duct tape on me.

[pridefulscars-deactivated201306]

Well.

I don’t have any other ideas.

[zuigmijndijken]

Have you tried slappin’ him.

[pridefulscars-deactivated201306]

Yeah. It didn’t work.

[zuigmijndijken]

Can’t we just like, send him to the middle of the ocean or somethin’.

[pridefulscars-deactivated201306]

Yes. Please. Let’s do that.

[zuigmijndijken]

Have fun doing that.