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where is the love

[zwantz]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mr-entj]

A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead, “What is the earliest sign of civilization?” The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon. Margaret Mead thought for a moment, then she said, “A healed femur.” A femur is the longest bone in the body, linking hip to knee. In societies without the benefits of modern medicine, it takes about six weeks of rest for a fractured femur to heal. A healed femur shows that someone cared for the injured person, did their hunting and gathering, stayed with them, and offered physical protection and human companionship until the injury could mend. Mead explained that where the law of the jungle—the survival of the fittest—rules, no healed femurs are found. The first sign of civilization is compassion, seen in a healed femur.

— Ira Byock, The Best Care Possible: A Physician’s Quest to Transform Care Through the End of Life (x)

[capstellium]

[mapsontheweb]

How close do their borders come to?

[changeling-ash]

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

[metrickulous]

[chongoblog]

2 countries, chillin in Africa, 500 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[how2helprightnow]

https://www.gofundme.com/f/brandon039s-medical-bills-and-medical-expenses

[booasaur]

As of June 9th, this one still hasn’t met its target.

[heresatoast]

Hey I know that we’re dealing with something huge right now but trump is trying to allow adoption agencies to refuse services to lgbtq+ families.... not only is this descrimination but there are TOO many children in the system for them to allow this. Those kids need homes.... I’m disgusted

[heresatoast]

Also this was posted on JUNE 6th, 2020 for context. Alright guys!! I couldn’t find a petition for this cause so I created one myself! If you want to sign it you can go HERE! If you have already reblogged this try and reblog it with the petition link! I appreciate you guys.

[callmearcturus]

What just happened on CNN? Im at work and so wasn’t somewhere I could watch

Sure I’ll sum up.

So there was a very good peaceful protest by…. Lafayette Park? Right outside the White House. They were chanting, they had multiple reporters in the crowd, it was fucking CHILL, people were waiting for Trump to do a speech in the Rose Garden.

Then, out of nowhere, truly NOWHERE, the cops closed in from three directions and threw gas into the crowd. They used rubber bullets on the crowd IMMEDIATELY. One dude told the reporter “They don’t care about news, move.” They drove out the totally fucking peaceful, pre-curfew protestors.

They moved them all out, and Trump started speaking, and you could hear the fucking gas going off over his speech. CNN fucking did a splitscreen to show the peopple being shoved back as the motherfucker stood up there and said he would protect our rights and would mobilize the military against people.

Then back to the reporters, and everyone was forced further and further away. One woman on a bike told the reporter “They are getting the water cannons ready, you wanna move.”

TURNS OUT.

ALL OF THIS.

WAS BECAUSE TRUMP WANTED A PHOTO OP AT THE CHURCH ACROSS THE STREET. HE WANTED THEM OUT OF THE WAY SO HE COULD STAND WITH A BIBLE IN FRONT OF A CHURCH.

Even CNN is calling him a dictator, at 7PM.

Then the Illinois governor came out and called him a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic failure.

ETA: OH AND AFTER THE FACT one of the CNN ppl said that the cops claimed they gave three warnings to the crowd to disperse. There were reporters literally in the crowd, and didn’t mention hearing anything along those lines and where as shocked as anyone when the crowd was forced to move. So they’re fucking lying.

[haemoerotic]

The Bishop whose church he stood in front of issued a statement, this is real:

The President just used a Bible and one of the churches of my diocese as a backdrop for a message antithetical to the teachings of Jesus and everything that our church stands for. To do so, he sanctioned the use of tear gas by police officers in riot gear to clear the church yard.

I am outraged.

The President did not pray when he came to St. John’s; nor did he acknowledge the agony and sacred worth of people of color in our nation who rightfully demand an end to 400 years of systemic racism and white supremacy in our country.

We in the Diocese of Washington follow Jesus in His Way of Love. We aspire to be people of peace and advocates of justice. In no way do we support the President’s incendiary response to a wounded, grieving nation. In faithfulness to our Savior who lived a life of non-violence and sacrificial love, we align ourselves with those seeking justice for the death of George Floyd and countless others through the sacred act of peaceful protest.

[ralfmaximus]

Trump was embarrassed for hiding in the underground White House bunker during the protests yesterday.

So this was a direct reaction to #bunkerboy trending on social media. In order to prove how brave he is, they staged this cowardly ‘event’.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[harrysfinelinee]

friendly reminder that when elton john dedicated a song to “the fabulous harry styles” and fans booed he replied with “fuck off i love one direction” and then took this picture with harry backstage

[wdbhgooo]

now that’s hot

[oatmilksgf]

LOUIS SHARED REVENUE W FIMQ DONT TOUCH ME

[oatmilksgf]

u know like .,.,, what does it feel like to lose as a larrie we might never know

[softfonds]

I can’t believe Harry:

Flirted with hot dudes in the audience

Literally said “not that important”

Flirted with older men

Made blow job jokes

Has gay friends who call him “sue”

Wrote a song about how cum is like medicine to him

Said a soccer team “had nice shorts”

Wouldn’t shut up about how handsome Patrick Dempsey is

Really wants to get pregnant

Made out with a dude on tv TWICE

Wore an iconic gay handjob shirt

Treated his mics like actual dicks

Talks to as many gay fans he can find at his shows

Waved all kinds of rainbow flags every night of his solo tour

SMIRKED when asked the question “what things do you suck at?” (Answer: 🍆🍌)

Was such a hoe onstage to the point strippers probably told him to tone it down

Knows his gay icons

Loves talking about the nipples of other men

Wore a collar and leash that shook hets so much they pretended it was a choker with string

Wears rainbows thingz in private

Has almost no rhythm when he dances but he tries

Makes bottoming jokes

Has love songs that are queercoded and/or gender neutral 

Is a walking “hets don’t interact” sign

Stans Britney Spears

Went on SNL and said one of his favorite sketches to do was where he had to be a thirsty gay intern that wanted to be 🍆🍆🍆💦🚂👻

Wore a “i’d love to fellate george harrison” shirt while writing his album

Has rainbow flag stickers on his guitar

Covered Lizzo’s “Juice” and it was as gay as you can imagine with him actually singing the lines “you better come get your man, I think he wanna be way more than friends”

Really likes miming blowjobs

Had a rainbow flag while he was recording his album

When he decided to eat cod sperm, literally made a spit or swallow joke

Knows how to vogue

Talked about how life changing it was to see his fans accepting him at his shows

Has multiple pearl necklaces

Owns a 🏳️‍🌈 pin he wears from time to time

Reads gay literature like a book about a closeted couple in the 50s

Stans the Spice Girls

And people still have the straightácity to think this man isn’t part of the rainbow community

[randomsplashes]

me @ demons: it’s free real estate 

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

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[herr--katze]

You’re right I don’t

[manbiteshog]

i actually have no clue how to use twitter. like technically i know how to use twitter but culturally i don’t get it

[symphonicseauxl]

I got the fiddles in the back 🎻💪🏾

[symphonicseauxl]

YO THIS BLEW UP ON TWITTER

[symphonicseauxl]

AND LIL NAS X RETWEETED ME!

[besottedmoon]

THATS SO FUCKIN GOOD

[kriatyrr]

why does his hat look like the texture failed to load?

(Also, superb playing)

[symphonicseauxl]

LOL 😂 Thank you! 🙌🏾

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

[fartsandprayers]

[chaostwofold]

Dont be polite!!!! Be angry!!!!!!!! Clean energy is redily available and the people in power are not taking advantage of it!!!!!!!! Rally! Protest! Raise money! Bring awareness!!!!!!!!!!

[radiofreeslowzone]

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro