Zwoosh

From funny shit to raunchy smut, I literally just keep a collection of all the things I love and appreciate. I really wouldn't expect much else.

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The benefits with depression 150 years ago

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gay🚫irl

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Rahul Kohli as Sheriff Hassan

Midnight Mass (2021) dir. Mike Flanagan

1.01 ‘Book I: Genesis’

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[team-gabriel]

So I went to go look at some cats today at a shelter and there was a little skinny cat named Jimmy Dean (like the breakfast sandwiches) and he was purring and sitting on my lap and I asked the volunteer what the adoption process was like and she explained it and then said “hear that Jimmy Dean, you might have a home for Christmas!”

GIVE ME THE FORMS RIGHT NOW IM TAKING THIS CAT

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I NEED ONE (1) SMALL BOY

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TOMORROW I AM ADOPTING MY BOY

JIMMY DEAN IS GETTING A HOME FOR CHRISTMAS DAMMIT

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ON MY WAY TO GET MY BOY

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SHOW US THE BOY

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MY BOY

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BEST BOY

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HELLO YES I NEED UPDATES ON THE BOY! IS HE OKAY? IS HE HAPPY? IS HE BEING SPOILED? HOW IS THE BABY OP HOW IS THE BABY???????!!!!!!

[team-gabriel]

Oh, he is very spoiled 😂

Yesterday was actually the one year anniversary of when I adopted him!

He’s a smelly little jerk but I love him with all my heart.

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MORE PICS PLEASE OP

[team-gabriel]

more boy

[thetalee]

that volunteer knew exactly what they were doing with that “a home for christmas” line

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gay👖irl

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Gay🍩irl

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[arizonaconservativegal]

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

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I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

[tacticalskirt]

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

[sxygya]

When the bottom cums and there’s still 10 minutes of video left:

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[writing-prompt-s]

Write a reverse-murder mystery story where one person is reanimated and everyone else needs to find out who’s the necromancer.

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book cover illustrations, respectively, by Doug Beekman and Tristan Elwell