Line Dance Problems

A city girl with a country heart. I write about line dancing, pancakes, and the occasional dude . . . but only if he can two-step.

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when you can usually pick up dances on the fly

. . . and then they bring Showstopper

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when bitches say they want new dances

but when I bring new dances they couples dance instead

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when a guy is taking too long to decide if he wants to dance

so you move the fuck on to the next one

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when you finally learn some advanced footwork

so you plug it into e v e r y t h i n g

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Just gonna vent for a second because no one around me understands. So I moved to Colorado from Oregon last September and we went to a country line dancing place. THE ONLY couples dances they did were the two step and a waltz....i was heart broken because like there are so many more. And then I asked a dude if they ever did the horseshoe or shadish and asked me what those were and I wanted to cry. Like I would’ve settled for a sweet heart stroll even!

Oh honey I get you. Where I'm from we do the same (approximately) five pattern dances, but you go a couple hours north and there are about twenty more. Since moving to Texas I've learned to love the two step, one step, waltz and swing, but I still miss being able to dance by my damn self.Hang in there, if they at least line dance you might be able to convince them that the couples' dances are just line dances in a circle! Be the change you want to see! 😘

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trying to explain to my coworkers

that line dancing is real dancing

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when you're the only one who can lead a dance

but you don't actually want to do it

SORRY NOT SORRY Y'ALL

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when you've been wearing dresses all summer

and try to fit back into your dancing jeans

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When he "knows the couples' dances"

he "just doesn't do them"

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when you've been practicing a new dance so much

that you're practically doing it in your sleep

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when you're too old for dance drama

but you're not too old to blog about it

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when you're too lazy to teach the hard dances

*mass texts the stepsheet and calls it a day*

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me, when anyone tries to take my spot

also me, edging people out of my spot

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when an el paso starts up

and you see a creeper making his way to one of your girlfriends

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when the DJ calls chill factor

. . . and the original song comes on

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when people ask me why I don't teach anymore

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when it's college night at the bar