SUPER DELUXE!

𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙾 ⁑ 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚉𝚈𝙽

[coffee-n-kush]

Ur in her dms I'm spamming her dash with depressing and offputting posts. We're not the same

[zyndaddy]

i also continue to have a dog steal my pillow

[zyndaddy]

i continue to not win at the game of life

[stricatul]

kissing isn't enough i need u to bite me

[zyndaddy]

not winning the game of life ever, i fear

[zyndaddy]

off brand ken doll

[cannibalize]

matching shirts for you and your bff

[zyndaddy]

do we think oasis will be able to make it past the first 10 minutes of their first reunion show?

[zyndaddy]

i remember whenever i’d hurt myself, my dad would always be like “well it’s a long ways from your heart!” and i tried to tell madison that when she hurt her foot and she threw the remote at me.

[zyndaddy]

i take it back, the worst chore in the house is picking my girlfriends hair out off of everything i own

[zyndaddy]

i think that the worst household chore is the dishes

[zyndaddy]

it’s almost that time 🥅

[zyndaddy]

“the only issues i have are mommy issues”

[zyndaddy]

rate my tinder bio

[yapperella]

[zyndaddy]

i'm single now, hmu

[zyndaddy]

having a gf is cool, but have you ever had a mcdonalds coke