[zythepsary]

Marie | she/they | follow/unfollow at will

[secretdazedragon]

silly thing we made for trosky with @gold-hand

bonus with the black bg

[senso1954]

when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

[cuarthol]

When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[pinejay]

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[shirleyjacksons]

sounds like ass 🩷 how much do you want to bet carrie won’t purposefully kill anyone in this version

[shirleyjacksons]

i hate this motherfucker so much oh my god. will this series finally be the wake up call for the horror community to stop sucking his dick

[ohbeckoh]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fluentisonus]

the near universal absence of hose in late medieval inspired visual media is so evil not for historical accuracy reasons or anything but bc I think they're hot & I'm offended by the implication that they're too weird or unattractive to include. fake men's legs enjoyers everywhere. I bet they wouldn't even appreciate the eroticism of a little flash of braies where the thigh meets the body if they got it. sad!

[alysmond]

SHEILA ATIM as AKASHA INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | Season 3, Episode 5, "New York"

[miratula]

brienne of tarth

ive been wanting to draw book brienne for soooo long shes one of my fave…jaime you’re so lucky

[epsee]

once upon a time in Bohemia

[mooreaux]

I think they should have been in Inquisition and also married

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[filmgifs]

My Own Private Idaho (1991) dir. Gus Van Sant I mean, for me, I could love someone even if I, you know, wasn't paid for it... I love you, and... you don't pay me.

[taskmastersource]

Yes, it's prize task time and for episode five, we've ask them to drag in the worst present from a named relative.

TASKMASTER Series 7, Episode 5: "Lotta Soup"

[burntblueberrywaffles]

[bad-system]

keep your codpiece polished

[uter0s]

“Well,” Arya said, “my hair’s messy and my nails are dirty and my feet are all hard.” Robb wouldn’t care about that, probably, but her mother would.

[blond-shell]

we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation