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having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

hakobore

comic for a zine~!

wilwheaton

This is so amazing.

I’ve been trying to feed and befriend the corvids in my neighborhood for almost a year, and it isn’t working for some reason. I suspect and blame the squirrels.

bogleech

horror stories I think mermaids would make up to scare other mermaids:

There’s a pelican so huge you can’t possibly dive down far enough to evade its beak

If you get bitten by a deep-sea shark when it comes up to the surface to die, you’ll transform into one and have to live in the abyss

Hagfish can fill up a dead mermaid, make it look alive and use it to trick you

A mysterious mermaid wanders at night waiting to startle you with the horrible crustacean in her mouth. If you flinch, she steals your tongue and leaves the creature in its place.

You might think you’ve made a nice new friend who just doesn’t talk much until she grabs you with her metal hook hands and drags you away on an invisible line to get eaten by land people

If you eat too many jellyfish, one might turn out to be a vengeful jellyfish ghost that will only choke you to death from the inside*

*this one is real because it’s a plastic bag

mousenemy

hey guys I'm eating some

does anyone want some

acecroft

beauty of gris [5/?]

hollowboobtheory

me? dying on this hill? it’s more likely than you think

hollowboobtheory

know what since i’m dying on this hill i may as well go all in

things that make sense when you realize bioware is just afraid of alienating christian audiences:

varric and hawke saying “anders was crazy” regardless of your choices in dragon age 2

hawke’s general ooc-ness in inquisition

changing from “the dalish value magic” to “the dalish will abandon their magic children in the wild”

the weird false dichotomy between mage and elf liberation (see above)

the inquisitor not being allowed to call out any of cullen’s anti-mage bullshit

not giving any actually well-thought-out and nuanced anti-chantry dialog options in inquisition

long story short: bioware didn’t let fenris and anders be friends because together they’d be too powerful and they’d piss off the christian right and that scared them. the “bad writing” in inquisition is just damage control.

guys i solved it

paper-mario-wiki

what next eevee type do you wanna see come out?

ghost

gelatinous-cubicle

Evolutionary stone

paper-mario-wiki

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

babyanimalgifs

Poor baby by the fence. Let him in!

tw: @zamirrapahelen

cottagefaeries

reblog if ur a faerie who supports goblins, a goblin who supports faeries, or u just wanna lay face down in some moss

catfoolery

sushinfood

me every time i buy a toy my cat actually plays with

m00nlight-syndrome-deactivated2

hellsite-yano

normalwizard

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

normalwizard

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

normalwizard

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie