Living Vicariously Through Eric Bittle

🏒 | She/Her | 24 | Asexual | Eric Bittle and Dex = Fav | Zimbits | NurseyDex | Holsom | Shardo | Honestly, I ship most ships here. |🏒

[nurseydexx]

nurseydex as parents yep

[ngoziu]

it's very funny that in the check please universe it's like "oh poor jack zimmermann...hope he recovers" "oh he recovered and won the stanley cup" "oh he gay"

[zzzbittle]

Okay well like I predicted YEAR 5 CONFIRMED TO BE FROG SENIOR YEAR

WE ARE GETTING NURSEYDEX CONTENT GUYS I'M CALLING IT NOW

OTHER THAN BITTY DEX IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING CHARACTER I LOOOOOOVE HIM

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

IT'S BEEN SIX YEARS SINCE IT ENDED BUT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR TEN GOD DAMN YEARS

[dreamqueenmab]

Alright heated rivalry has charmed me but I’ll never stop being bitter about the OG hockey gays not getting their own tv show first

[zzzbittle]

I am still waiting

[teenagew1ldl1fe]

I really wish we had a check, please! tv adaptation cuz I think it would be really funny seeing edits going “I think I’m gonna die in this HAUS” and it’s just shitty or smth

[zzzbittle]

Genuinely I cannot describe how coming back to Check Please over and over again feels like I'm just returning home.

I've read hundreds of Zimbits fics over the last 10 years and everytime I come back after a bit it just gives me the greatest feeling of comfort, familiarity, of home.

I can't wait for Year 5.

[zzzbittle]

WHY ARE CHECK PLEASE FIC WRITERS SO FUNNY

I just read a fic (by an anonymous user on Ao3, so I can't even shout them out) where Dex drunk punches someone for being a homophobic asshole and the line is just, Jack: "The cop was going to send Dex and the guy home, so Dex fought the dude, almost got away, and then threw up on the cop car because he was angry.”

IT IS 4 AM THIS IS TAKING ME OUTTTTT

I LOVE DEX

[zzzbittle]

Listen the only bad thing about Check, Please getting a new volume and coming back is that I'm going to have to say goodbye to it again

[comebacktoyoulater]

need every person who loved heated rivalry to hop on the check please train EXPEDITIOUSLY we need an adaptation it’s so good they’re the founding fathers of gay hockey and stanley cup kisses it’s like if heated rivalry was more of a coming of age story and had found family and heartstopper vibes

[generalghosty]

for anyone curious, i'm reasonably sure the person texting bitty about pie is dex. the new installment takes place in year five, when dex would be captain, and therefore on pie duty.

[zzzbittle]

CAPTAIN DEX CAPTAIN DEX CAPTAIN DEX

[solitairians]

this was my heated rivalry

[gansey-like]

when were all these hockey romances first published because i feel we need to give credit to the og og check please fans please stand up. pretty sure jack zimmerman invented kissing your boyfriend on the ice after you win the stanley cup

[gansey-like]

check please! has been optioned for tv/film and a new volume is being released in 2026. gay hockey wins again

[zzzbittle]

DID EVERYONE HEAR THE NEWS

ANOTHER VOLUME OF CHECK PLEASE IS BEING PUBLISHED IN 2026

Oh my god I have been yearning for this for FIVE YEARS *not that Check Please's ending wasn't perfect, it was* but OH MY GOD MY LOVES ARE COMIMG BACK TO ME

@ngoziu and @omgcheckplease I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

this is my propaganda

[zzzbittle]

Listen I am just saying if @ngoziu wanted to create anymore Check, Please! Merchandise I think a Señor Bun plush (maybe w a Samwell jersey on him) would be a great idea. I'd buy that right up

[zzzbittle]

Spotted at my local dollar store (no it was not me)

T A T E R

[stynzy]

society if ngozi wrote a haus 2.0 spin off comic: