Cartoons and Cereal

[puffpuffpowa-deactivated2022111]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Getting old means you schedule booty calls with your fwb early as fuck cause you get sleepy at 10pm

[thighetician]

Eating ass by twilight

[bushidoblack-deactivated2017110]

The Netflix and Chill Timeframe

Get off work at 5. Get home around 5:30. Send the “wyd” text at 5:33. Set the Netflix up at 5:36. Give her until 5:45 to respond. She responds promptly because she’s had a long day and wants some dick. Go take a shower around 6:00 because she’ll be here around 7:00. Get out clean as a whistle but put no draws on under your sweat pants for obvious reasons at 6:45 She pulls up at 7:12 which is good because you just finished your leftovers in the fridge Small talk should be done by 7:30 By 7:45 ya’ll should be in bed getting ready to chill It’s 8:10 before she picks the movie (which makes no sense because she knows she ain’t gonna watch it anyway.) By 8:45 you’ll be well within foreplay By 9:00 you’re fucking By 9:37 you’re done and she’s cleaning up and getting dressed By 9:43 you’ve seen her to the door and you go back to the bathroom to brush your teeth and wash your face So by 10:00pm you’re in bed ready to go be a faithful black man tomorrow

[kingjaffejoffer]

This nigga made a full ass itinerary 😂😂

[amoisthobo]

Damn this really me, holy shit

[hobnob-69]

My friend: *irreverant reference nobody could ever possibly understand*

Me:

[-niight0wl]

Help a girl out and help yourself out too😊

[-niight0wl]

can someone buy my nudes? K thanks🙃

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[majingojira]

You know you’re epic when you manage a sick burn on a SUN GOD!

[-niight0wl]

Strongly considering selling my nudes🙂

[meanplastic]

[cockdestroya]

[catasters]

[dragongirltitties]

i want to poke it

[violntine]

me: my sexuality does not define me

also me: 

[nordacious]

90s taco bell was more a e s t h e t i c than ur shitty tumblr will ever be

[mjalti]

[shantrinas]

oh my god… i havent come accross any porn addicts but middle three is all i get 

[stevensteven97-deactivated20190]

[goingslowly-deactivated20191211]

parks and rec had the best minor characters

[snugglebearinc]

[naamahdarling]

I’m losing my fucking mind.

[kittykat8311]

oh my god

[cryptid-sighting]

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

[signherepleased]

My favorite post

[ealasaidh]

Stickers are magic.

[cultural-fenianism]

When men are so poorly socialised as children and allowed to act like unruly children their whole lives this becomes necessary

[candiikismet]

Omg. I’m going to get a sticker book from my mom (a kindergarten teacher) and try this out.

[helloitsbees]

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Chika Okoro’s must-see TED Talk exposes the damaging effects of colorism.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

This is sad af.

[aryeola]

I’m disgusted

[kabams-deactivated20180908]

I didn’t realize I wasn’t re blogging this every time I saw it, but I see it frequently and think about it often. Just yesterday I quoted it. I hope you all reblog this for others to see.

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is from “the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo” & i implore u to look it up and watch every episode immediately

[biivory69]

It’s Pride Month so I’m being this baby backs round cause yes!