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eats when im sad, sad when i eat

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my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

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the human body, or as i like to call it

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He did it

the signs as presidential candidates

Donald Trump: Taurus, Gemini, Pisces

Bernie Sanders: Aries, Cancer, Capricorn

Hillary Clinton: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Deez Nuts: Leo, Virgo, Aquarius

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i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

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i hate when i go down south and go to restaurants and the waiter says “we dont serve gays”

brain: instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive.

me: why

brain: you gotta

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they got mad

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Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.