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There is some good in you after all.

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) dir. Mark Dindal

i just love that little secret all women share. i love that even when a man thinks he’s got a woman who worships the ground he walks on, when he thinks he has complete control, that he’s the ultimate voice of authority and that he shits gold, that woman will privately know he’s stupid. even if she never says it, she’ll know

bimbocracy

womanhood is actually just an extended piece of performance art called “yes, mister, you are very smart”

bimbocracy

now you males out there may be thinking “but barbie, if that were true then wouldn’t all women be oscar-worthy actresses?” the answer is no. we don’t actually need to be good at pretending. that’s how dumb y’all are.

bimbocracy

you may also be thinking “well *I* can tell when a woman is just placating or patronizing me”. that is also false. if you can tell, it’s because she wants you to know she’s making fun of you.

deliciouslyenchantingpenguin

And you’re throwing our secret in the air like that ?

bimbocracy

It’s cool they don’t believe me anyway 😂😭

goawfma

it was also supposed to be temporary

yeswevegotavideo

IT WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY

waitineedfood

cinemove

whispelanix

So uh… anyone remember this image floating around on the internet?

Well do I have news for you…

possums-against-cops

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

djoswiftie

tumblr users changing their blogs after december 17th like

shortvideosandstuff

2makeroom4thefire

this is the only relatable content everybody shut the fuck up

lapinors

theotherwesley

on my way to steal your garden veggies

ancientgreeksuggestions

use more olive oil

mjalti

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

weavemama

PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

itsalburton

@k9kesi

indirispeaks

And cats. Blue Buffalo killed @sidneystrange ‘s cat.

sidneystrange

THIS THIS THIS!!

I’ve been telling everyone I know for YEARS not to buy Blue Buffalo.

This is the short story:

A few years ago I took my sick cat, Ankh, to the vet. The vet and vet tech asked what I fed her. I told them Blue Buffalo. They looked like I had just told them I fed her razor blades and cyanide. They diagnosed her with pancreatitis and said that nearly all of the cats they’d been seeing lately with pancreatitis were being fed Blue Buffalo. They gave her medicine and sent her home. Two days later she had a seizure and died right in my arms.

The day after she died Hannibal started displaying the same symptoms she had so I panicked hard and took him to the vet. Got the same meds and the same diagnosis. Luckily Hannibal survived.

I wish Ankh had survived. She was only ten and the best cat I’ve ever had. Literally the best and five years later I still cry when I think about her.

FUCK BLUE BUFFALO.

k9kesi

I don’t know the full story behind the tweets above, but a Google search shows there HAVE been several recalls regarding this brand, especially in 2016. I would absolutely avoid as it is not worth the risk.

taigas-den

@ladycyon

espikvlt

Good god thank you so much for sharing this because I’ve lately been considering switching to this brand cus it’s supposed to be so much better than all the others but good god what the hell.

daxondax

I worked in a vet for a little while and I shit you not, when a dog came in with constant diarrhea they were always eating Blue Buffalo. We changed the food and the dog got better every time. Blue Buffalo is garbage food and never feed it to your pets.

the-lowz-of-highz

I’ve never heard of this brand but I love my dog with all of my heart and I’d be broken if I ever accidently fed her this and got her sick (people give me different dog food to try all the time). I’d hate for anyone else to lose their pet also.