Excapade @-thewind - Tumblr Blog

softwaring

titkoks

my jaw hit the floor

cipheramnesia

excuse the fuck out of whoever this is

cumaeansibyl

the gnarliest, dirtiest shredding with that fucking casio keyboard metronome beat I can't stand it

powerfrogarchive-deactivated201

me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

e-seal-deactivated20210319

julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

powerfrogarchive-deactivated201

oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

e-seal-deactivated20210319

tiktokstowatch

sword-and-nightingale

God there is just so much to dissect. I don't know where to start.

the-farmers-rabbit

The instant regret. You can hear her soul leave her body

littlemisspipebomb

peliaosfiendline

She’s the opposite of that historical dishes guy. She makes a fictional recipe and lies about how it tastes.

urbanfantasyinspiration

You have to admire her commitment to causing problems on purpose

pointnclick

mel blanc fuckign yelling

blueboy1299

pukicho

Costco is amazing but if a centaur were roaming the aisles it would be even greater

sabertoothwalrus

limp wrist gesture.... is similar to the cat paw gesture..... think about it

Happy pride month y’all

corporatebigwig

My left and right hands right now

albertnatural

calm down man

dunmertitty

sneakyfeets

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sneakyfeets

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

You guys are Jeff the killing me

kurtbrussels

help girl im ben drowning

albertnatural

slenderman

memeclassheroes

moonprismpowernomakeup

owobomber-deactivated20251028

the affirmations instagram page is a gold mine

scaredykyleisgonnagosoon

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

countrygirlil2015

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

scaredykyleisgonnagosoon

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

systlin

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

arirashkae

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

blame-my-muses

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

river-rider-with-cats-deactivat

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!