Misfits

You know the devil only when you become one 18+

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The hair will not be tamed 💀at least it's growing though #crazyhair #itdoeswhatitwants

[mydailytarot]

my brother just got engaged to his girlfriend and….

Past: Five of Wands. Competition, show of power. Present: Hanged Man. Self-sacrifice, martyrdom. Future: Tower. Pride, disaster.

nothing that’s a surprise, honestly

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I'm not going to the wedding....

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Pictures have been difficult recently...but here's me face! \0.o/

[roleplayermemes]

Torture sentence starters

“Oh god.. Oh please, god, no!”

“Please… Please..! I’ll do anything..!!”

“P-please.. Please don’t..”

“Anything but that.. Please, please! Stop!”

“Stop? Why on earth would I do a thing like that for?”

“We’re having so much fun!”

“We’ll have so much fun, you and I…”

“Look at the new toy I got for us to play with!”

“Shut up! Shut up!!”

“Oh please.. Like I haven’t heard that one before…”

“If I had a nickel for every time someone begged me to stop… I’d be fucking rich.”

“Ooh, look at that. Look at all the blood. Amazing, isn’t it?”

“Let’s crack open the hood and see what’s underneath, shall we?”

“You know what I love more than agonized screaming? The sound of people choking on their own blood. Very satisfying.”

“If you beg, I might just stop… Maybe. But only if you’re sincere.”

“Beg me, you stupid whore! Beg me to stop! Come on!!”

“Go ahead – beg for forgiveness. God’s the only friend you’ve got down here. ”

“Shut up or I’ll wrap your intestines around your throat like a scarf.”

“Ha ha! I love it when they scream!”

“Keep going… I love the sound of your voice.”

“Stop praying! There is no God here.”

“Shut the fuck up!!”

“Let’s play a game, shall we? It’s called, ‘how many of your organs can I remove before you die?’“

“Alright, here’s the deal… Since you scream every time you see me – let’s just remove your eyes, hm?”

“Has anyone ever told you how good you look in red?”

“Beautiful… Absolutely beautiful…”

“I’m not going to kill you… But I’m going to make you wish I would.”

“This is what you get! This is what you get for hurting me!”

“Do you like rats? I hope so. Because we’re going to play a little game with one that involves your stomach, a container, and an open flame.”

“Have you ever heard of abacination?”

“You’ve got cavities back there, you know. Why don’t remove those pesky teeth for you, hm?”

“Wake up! Can’t have you passing out on me.”

“I won’t scream.”

“I won’t tell you anything.”

“There’s no way I’m gonna tell you shit.”

“By the time anyone finds your body, they won’t be able to identify it.”

“No one is coming for you.”

“You won’t get away with this!”

“People will notice! They’ll look for me!”

“Stop, oh god, please! Please stop.. The pain..!”

“You’re insane!”

“Don’t worry. I know what I’m doing – I’ve got a medical degree, you know.”

“Shh, don’t cry. Don’t cry.”

“No tears now, okay? Everything will soon be over.”

“Stop! Please, stop! I’ll tell you anything! Just stop!”

“Tell me – how does this feel?”

“I hate you! Oh god, I hate you!”

“Fuck you!”

“Fuck off!”

“Oh, what a mess you’ve made…”

“You look like a mess.”

“Chin up, kid. It’ll be over soon enough.”

“I’m just going to borrow a few fingers, okay?”

“Could you lend me a ‘hand’? Yes? Oh good. I was planning on taking it anyway.”

“Shut up, I’m not going to kill you. You don’t deserve that kind of mercy.”

“You know why you’re here.”

“Own up to what you’ve done and maybe you’ll leave here alive!”

“What the fuck is wrong with you!?!”

“Please! Someone help! Anyone! Oh god.. PLEASE!”

“Not that – anything but that! P-please! PLEASE, NO!”

“Let me go. Please.. Please let me go…”

“I’ll tell you anything you want! Just please, please stop!”

“I’m not going to break that easy.”

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ahh!!!! o.o 

[thoughtsaboutperfection]

Never have I dealt with anything more difficult than my own soul.

(via thoughtsaboutperfection)

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I'd be a terrible nun but it would solve sooo many problems 😭 #nunlife #getheetoanunnery #sooverit #guyproblems #dontmindme

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I've gotten so much better about being positive and being a more loving, forgiving, compassionate person but then I say eff it and this happens 😂#spite #spitefullittleme #motivation #mytherapistsays #nottherightthingtosay #whatdrivesme

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Yep, pretty much 🙄#datingme #classfiveclinger #clingy #clinger #allofit #youshouldknow

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It's so true 😍 #pizza #gonnamarrypizza #sleepissues #pizzalover #pizzaislife

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Off to work! #starwars #darthvader

[roachpatrol]

so according to wikipedia the average erect penis has a circumference of 4.8 in, meaning that assuming there is no space in between, 8 penises would be 38.4 in circumference. currently i think the human with the largest mouth is francisco joaquim, whose mouth can stretch almost 17 in. so, yeah. pretty impressive skill.

this ask is a little old but your math is bugging me, here. i don’t know from sucking eight dicks at once, but i know that’s not how you calculate the circumference of objects pressed edge-to-edge. circumference is the distance around, and increases differently than diameter, especially with non-regular shapes that can share edges.

so if you pushed two squishy circles— as in, the cross-section of two penises— together to share an edge, the circumference would be greater than just one of the objects’ circumference but less than the total of the two individual circumferences when measures separately. circumferences is starting to not sound like a word anymore. 

anyway, if you gathered eight penises together in a bunch— say you were using soft silicone dildos that are precisely average sized— only the outside rim of the bunch would count towards the circumference total. 

i made some diagrams using hexagons instead of circles, because that is roughly the shape squishy circles become when crammed together, and also so you can see the borders illustrated more obviously. 

eight penises, with a total circumference of 38.4

various penis arrangements to stick in your mouth all at once. 

4.8 divided by 6 is .8, so each edge of a hexagon is .8. now we can just count the number of outside edges and multiply by .8, so, the first is 16, the second is 17.6, and the third is also 17.6. 

if my math is correct, the great francisco joaquim would be able to suck eight dicks at once if they were of average size and arranged in a tight cluster. he would not be able to suck eight dicks in any other configuration. seven dicks clustered together makes a much more regular hexagonal cluster and is only 14.4 inches across, so i bet a lot of people could suck that many dicks at once. eight dicks at once is apparently only for elite professionals. 

this has been your morning math lesson. stay in school. 

[hydok]

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Yes!!! I need this type of math in my life!!!

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Figured this out the hard way.....

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Glittery bath bomb.

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My new kitty kitty 💀🐈#kitty #creepycat #skeleton #cat #selfie #cantwaitforholloween

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[raptorific]

Wait, why did my school teach me that Poe was like a creepy pedophile who was obsessed with his cousin if they were actually just friends and he married her to provide for her family?

For the same reason the safe money says your school, like mine, taught you he was probably a drug addict who hated everybody and had no friends and drank himself to death. 

Because by some wacky mix-up, somehow the right to legally execute Poe’s literary estate and therefore the public image he carried following his death was transferred to a dude who openly and without shame hated Edgar Allan Poe. 

Due to some legal mumbo-jumbo and trickery, this dude Rufus Wilmot Griswold somehow managed to get the rights of literary executor to Poe’s estate from his aunt (which she didn’t technically have the power to give, that power remained with Poe’s sister), and he and Edgar Allan Poe hated each other SO MUCH in life, that after he died, this asshole published a memoir of Poe’s life in which he was totally demonized. 

Rufus Wilmot Griswold is one of the most successful character assassins of all time. Because of him, schoolchildren are taught that Poe was a depraved misanthropic lecher who lusted after his underage cousin, was never sober, and died of drinking too much even though all of those “facts” have been discredited. Poe was a shy and reserved, though generally personable, man who married his cousin so to establish legal guardianship and provide for her financially. 

He was also apparently a total lightweight who got tipsy after a few sips of wine, but occasionally drank socially or when feeling particularly down. His doctor insisted there were never traces of opium in his system. Poe’s friends insisted that he was not an alcoholic. At the time of his death, he had quit drinking, and the idea that he was one was heavily promoted by other members of the Temperance movement who claimed his death was a relapse as a cautionary tale. The most commonly accepted theory as to Poe’s death is that he was abducted, drugged, and beaten by political agents who forced him to vote for their candidate, changed his clothes, and then forced him to vote again and again to stuff the ballots. 

Anyhow. This is why you should evaluate the validity and agendas of your sources. 

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That last bit seemed exceedingly peculiar to me and I had difficulty believing it, so I looked it up, and apparently it’s not the most commonly accepted theory at the moment, but it is a legit possibility and a thing that actually happened in the 19th century often enough to be given a name. It was plausible enough for quite a few of his biographers across several decades to agree on that theory, at least. So that’s a thing.

His exact cause of death is mysterious, especially since most of the records have been lost, but the drinking binge theory is unlikely. It’s more plausible that he died of an illness or foul play.

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