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how are you today ducklings are you calm and warm take a moment to gently bask your face in some direct sunlight and breathe slowly namaste

[tastefullyoffensive]

[clucku]

THERE IS NOTHING UNFORTUNATE ABOUT THESE

[cavalierprimetime]

ELF STORAGE 

cat factory

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Nasty Buffet

[temp-url-12345-deactivated20200]

The “Elf Storage” is from Tacoma and its not an accident. They do it each winter. :)

[marisatomay]

me, anywhere and anytime from 12midnight June 1st to 11:59pm June 30th:

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[bluedew12]

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

[bluedew12]

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

[bluedew12]

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

[glubtier]

@areyouwilling this is for you

[gemstone-gynoid]

On mobile this is just progressively worsening quality mauis

[titanite-stormcrows]

Have you considered…Two Maui?

[titanite-stormcrows]

I’ve grown too powerful

[titanite-stormcrows]

Unlimited Power

[titanite-stormcrows]

Ok this is the final one I swear

[sushinfood]

W̰̼̻͉ͥ̊͌ͤ̀͒͆͘͡Ḩ̗̺̹̖͚͓̠͎͕͍̟̘̝̝͈̖ͣ͐̔̚͘͟A̵̧͎̝͉̥̜̠ͬ͂ͩ͌ͦ̑ͬ͂͐͒̌͛̈́̌̐̅ͫ͝Ţ̦̳̥̺̬͚͍̮̺̤̫͈̹͈̪̳̲̥̐͐̾͊ͧ̑̒̓̎͆̒̕͜ ̨̧ͨ̅̐͑͒̇ͬ̈̓͑ͨ͘҉͇̱͉̩̳̙͔̗̞̺̭̦C̷̢̭͉̜̠͖̱̥̰̭͉͇͚͚̫̺̗̣ͩ́̏͂ͥA̷̴̮̰̙̝̩͇̲̺̱̮͍̪̻̗͚͈͈ͬͩͯͮ͋͆̓̐̍͒̈́͑̈̇̉̓̎̀͘ͅN̸̏̂̑̄͑̔ͨ͛̉̽̓̋ͯ̕͏͏͍̣̱̭͇̫̠̯̦̠̤̯̭͚̭ͅ ̶̡͊ͩ͊ͯͯ̋͆̍͆̈́̍̚͏̛͇̤̳̼̞͉̟̼̞̳̙͖̰͙̠̞̯̕ͅI̓̉̎͏̴̖̼̘͚͖̤̪̱̜̯̦̹͖̟́̕ ͋͂̓ͯ̾̿ͪͬͬ͌͊͊̇ͬ͌̌̚҉̮̞̱̗͎̱̪̜͕̺̯͙͔̳̩̰̖͈͓́͘Ş͆ͦ͐̏ͯͮ͝͏̷̻̗͓͚̬̩̭͙̗̩̩͍͙̖̹̻̬̜A͋̅̆̾̇̈́̇͊̽ͭ̓̄͊́̃̎̚͏͝͏͈̲͎͇͕̥͇̗͉̪͍͓͕͢͜Yͩͪ͌́̅̍ͫ̑̔҉̴̶̣̝͙̖̼̠̖͇͕͈̳̘͉̹̞͕͈͙̱͜͠ ̖̪̬̜͒͋ͦ͊ͤ̎͒̌ͫ͑̐͢E̴͐ͨ̓̊͌͂̄ͭͤͥ̎ͦ̄̈́ͭ̕҉͇̰̩̳͎͇̤̲̟͔̥͔̦̤͜X̶ͪ̽̑̑̔̓̑̓͑̍͏͉̪͚̳̜͔̹͞C̴̸̤̙̺̪̟̘̟̯̪̱͔̽̈́̏͒̒̄̔ͫͤ͢E̸̳̟̩̦̯͖͚̜̗̩̰̞̥ͣ̓̓ͥͩ̅͑ͥ̍̄ͤ͗̾̐̇͗̒̋̃͘ͅͅP̵̞͙͓̫̫̰̹͉̹̭͚ͩ͌ͤ̑̏͐ͨͤT̲̣͖͚̭͙̻͇̖̗͖̟͇̟̤̫̰̥ͫͭ́͆̅̐͐̈́͊͋ͮ͐̊̀ͮ͌͢͢ ̸̡̨̙͖̪̞̠͇̙̘͚̟̝̣̘͚̅̎ͯ͌͑̔̔ͭ͛ͮ͋̃ͣͣ̀̑̍͛͋͘ͅͅỴ̣̰̩͓̗̹̝͑ͭ̉ͤ̈ͩ́ͬ͛ͣͪ̋͢͠͞O̟̟̪̦͇͖͎͌͋͛ͤ̈͂ͩͪ̅͊ͪ̿́͝Ṳ̣̪̰̲͙̮͍ͤ͌̒̉̈̃ͣ̽͋̐̽̓̊̇̓̂͜͞'̝̙͍̠͕ͦͬ͂̄͂̌̊ͮ̾̈̂͂̆͒͂̀͘͡Ŗ̖̞̯̘̬̆ͥ̏͂͂͊͒ͧ̂̐ͭ̌̑̚̚͢ͅÉͨ͗͗ͣ̏͊̄̾̄̒̄ͫͯ̾͏̴̲̝̹͓̺̝ ̡̡̖̼̩̻͈͎͖̟̯̑̆͂ͫͅW̵̨̧̟̞̻̿͐ͯ̋ͯ̾ͫ̓͐ͫ́͠ͅE̛̎̒̈̈́ͩͦ͘͏̴͖͖̟̰̞̭̜̠̦̯̬̘͓̣̪̻Ḷ̥͍̲͉̜̯͔̜͔̮̘̣͉͓̯ͤ͗̾ͮ̅͑̓̓̍͆ͥ̏ͬ̊ͪ̚̚͘͟ͅC͕͉̬̭̼͚͈̰̥͈͙͕͚͈͈̱̲̐ͫ̐ͬ̉͆̆̆̂̾ͯ̉̉ͪ̀̒͆͡͡Ǫ̘̖͙̱̞̘̟͖͍̜̈́̅͗̔ͥͪͥ͛̿̄̇̍͘M͊̆ͬ̍̈́ͯ̎͛̃̉̉ͣ̚҉̴͇̳͔̱̪̞̹̤̤͖̗̫͙́͟ͅE̡͇̙̼̼͖̬̼ͦ̍͂̑̂͝

[no-chill-at-all]

[rihannafenty]

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[mockwa]

[phlyhigh]

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

[hatake]

when something stressful comes up

[druidviolence2]

mostquito on my monitor bastard im typing at you

[druidviolence2]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[shakugan-archive]

just my personal opinion……

[toastoat]

[bedupolker]

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

[intensional]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the goats with big horns that smash their heads togehter… they’ve got it figured out

[skinsandotherthings]

[boredteen-deactivated20110916]