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You look me in the eye and tell me this isnât important
That jaguar is so tall compared to the ocelot. So cute!
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oh my god
You look me in the eye and tell me this isnât important
That jaguar is so tall compared to the ocelot. So cute!
Twilight series theory - Twilight as a tragedy rather than a romance.
from a post on reddit:
Letâs put problems with spelling, grammar, narrative flow, plot structure, etc. aside and just look at the story and, in particular, the character arc of Bella Swan.
At the beginning of the story, she is moving from Arizona to Washington on her own volition - she has decided to give her mother and her step-father some time and space and to spend some time with her father. At this point in the story, she is, admittedly, a bit of a Mary Sue, but an endearing one. She is sensitive to the needs of others (moves to Alaska for her Momâs sake, helps her Dad around the house, is understanding and tries to give the benefit of the doubt even when the other students are somewhat cruel to her when she first arrives), clumsy, out-of-sorts, and a little insecure. Sheâs not a girly-girl or a cheerleader type, doesnât get caught up in the typical sorts of high school behavior, and in general functions as an independent person.
Itâs worth noting that if Tylerâs van had smashed her, she would have (at that point) died as a fairly well-rounded, empathetic individual. We certainly wouldnât say she died in need of redemption, at any rate. Instead, Edward âsavesâ her - and this supernatural âsalvationâ marks the beginning of a journey that ultimately destroys her.
As she gets more entangled with Edward, she becomes less and less independent, more and more selfish. She is accepting of his abusive behavior (stalking her on trips with her friends, removing parts from her car so that she canât go see Jacob, creeping into her window at night, emotional manipulation) to the point that when he completely abandons her (walking out on the trust and commitment theyâve built together, in spite of having vowed to remain with her no matter what), she is willing to take him back. Edward is clearly entirely morally bankrupt.
Her father, Charlie Swan, is sort of the Jimminy Cricket of the story. His intuition is a proxy for the readerâs intuition, and heâs generally right. He doesnât like Edward, because he can sense the truth - not that Edward is a vampire, that doesnât matter in particular - but that Edward is devoid of anything approximating a âsoulâ (for those strict secularists, you could just say Charlie can see that Edward is a terrible person). Bella is warned by numerous people and events throughout the course of the story that she is actively pursuing her own destruction - but sheâs so dependent on Edward and caught up in the idea of the romance that she refuses to see the situation for what it is. Charlie tells her Edward is bad news. Edward tells her that he believes he is damned, and devoid of a soul. He further tells her that making her like him is the most selfish thing he will ever do. Jacob warns her numerous times that Edward is a threat to her life and well-being. She even has examples of other women who have become involved with monsters - Emily Young bears severe and permanent facial disfigurement due to her entanglement with Sam Uley.
Her downward spiral continues when, in New Moon, she turns around and treats her father precisely as Edward has treated her - abandoning him after suffering an obvious and extended severe bout of depression, leaving him to worry that she is dead for several days. She had been emotionally absent for a period of months before that anyhow. Charlie Swan is traumatized by this event, and never quite recovers thereafter. (He is continuously suspicous of nearly everyone Bella interacts with from that point on, worries about her frequently, and seems generally less happy.)
Her refusal to break her codependence with Edward eventually leads them to selfishly endanger Carlisleâs entire clan when the Volturi threaten (and then attempt) to wipe them out for their interaction with her - so she is at this point in the story willing to put lives on both sides of the line (her family and the Cullens) at risk in favor of this abusive relationship. Just like in a real abusive relationship, she is isolated or isolates herself from nearly everyone in her life - for their safety, she believes.
Ultimately, she marries Edward, submitting to mundane domesticity and an abusive relationship - voluntarily giving up her independence in favor of fulfilling Edwardâs idea of her appropriate role. Her pregnancy - which in the real world would bind her to the father of her children irrevocably (if only through the legal system or through having to answer the kidâs questions about their paternity) - completely destroys her body. The baby drains her of every resource in her body (she becomes sickly, skeletal, and unhealthy) and ultimately snaps her spine during labor. Her physical destruction tracks with and mirrors her moral and psychological destruction - both are the product of seeds that she allowed Edward to plant inside her through her failure to be independent.
Ultimately, to âsaveâ her (thereâs that salvation again), Edward shoots venom directly into her heart. Let me repeat that for emphasis: The climax of the entire series is when Edward injects venom directly into Bella Swanâs heart.
Whatever wakes up in that room, it ainât Bella.
Iâll refer to the vampire as Bella Cullen, the human as Bella Swan.
Bella Swan was clumsy.
Bella Cullen is the most graceful of all the vampires.
Bella Swan was physically weak and frequently needed protection.
Bella Cullen is among the strongest and most warlike of the vampires, standing essentially on her own against a clan that has ruled the world for centuries.
Bella Swan was empathetic to the needs of others before she met Edward.
Bella Cullen pursues two innocent human hikers through a forest, intent on ripping them to pieces to satisfy her bloodlust - and stops only because Edward calls out to her. Not because she perceives murder as wrong. (Breaking Dawn, p.417). She also attempts to kill Jacob and breaks Sethâs shoulder because she didnât approve of what Jacob nicknamed her daughter (Breaking dawn, p.452). She no longer has morals .
Bella Swan was fairly modest and earnest.
Bella Cullen uses her sex appeal to manipulate innocent people and extract information from them (pp.638 - 461) - she does so in order to get in touch with J. Jenks.
In short, her entire identity - everything that made her who she was - has been erased.
This is powerfully underscored on p. 506, when Charlie Swan (remember, the conscience of the story) sees his own daughter for the first time after her transformation:
âCharlieâs blank expression told me how off my voice was. His eyes zeroed in on me and widened.
Shock. Disbelief. Pain. Loss. Fear. Anger. Suspicion. More pain.â
He goes through the entire grieving process right there - because at that moment, he recognizes what so many readers donât - Bella Swan is dead.
The most tragic part of the whole story is that this empty shell of a person - which at this point is nothing more than a frozen echo of Bella, twisted and destroyed as she is by her codependence with Edward, fails to see what has happened to her. She ends the story in denial - empty, annihilated, and having learned nothing.
holy shit
now who wants to write fanfiction emphasizing this point
Now thatâs cool
Did I just read a Twilight literary analysis that I liked? Â
What have I become?
Chloe
How do I tell you that every night I think about your kiss? The press of your lips? How do I tell you that its half past 3 and I canât sleep because all I can feel is the shape of your body close to mine? That every night for the last month I thought about the way your eyes glistened and shined as I told you how I felt? You kept telling me I was better than him. You still tell me that Iâm the best at making you smile. How do I tell you youâre making a mistake? How do I tell you Iâm meant to be yours? How do I explain the wholeness you give me? How do you expect me to move on Like Iâll ever be the same?
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A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs
Another: shapeshifters with stretch marks
Religious vampires trying to find ways to balance their ideologies with their needs
Sirens learning sign language so they can communicate without enchanting anyone
Disabled fairies who canât fly pushing for accessibility
Spirits helping save people from fires and other natural disasters because they can access areas too dangerous for the living
Dragons becoming foster parents and providing super safe homes for âhordesâ of children until they grow up
Female werewolves with facial hair and body hair not letting anyone make them feel bad about it
Fae snatching children from abusive homes and raising them in safety while the changeling wreaks havoc
Liberated genies using their power to fight for human rights
Witchy cooking shows where witches try to make specific potions or find creative magical solutions to problems
Psychic psychologists and medical doctors who are able to figure out exactly how to help even if their patient is non-verbal, young, or afraid of being honest because theyâre with an abuser
Psychic teachers knowing just what to do to help students with learning disabilities
Yes please.Â
I just slammed the reblog button so hard my phone broke.
Hell hound service animals
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL
HELLHOUND SERVICE DOGS
PLEASE
@jowsmartialhearts I need 20 stories man, I need them
My therapist asked me to create something âmotivatingâ so I made these.
lol.
I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you donât realize how easy itâs to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.
Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?
A Wandering Verse
Isnât your hug bittersweet Knowing that Iâm needed, But still your second choice. I saw a few of my own tonight, Backed against flashing club lights As feelings I remembered.  And liquor caused my lips to part, To tell you things from my heart Honest and sincere. Your disbelief digs a hole in me. But I wonât balk the challenge Of you, my most dear. Because of all the options lifeâs given me From the past, present, wanting to future be. Youâre the only one that calls. That blinds, tethers, and enchants. The only love that simply says âI am true. I am honest.â The only reason given. That you are you And I am me.
Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his mother and stepfather in place of his absent father. Â He may not have had a Y chromosome. Â He spent his early youth as a refugee in Egypt, where his family no doubt survived initially on handouts from the wealthy (You think they kept that gold, frankincense, and myrrh from the wise men? Â Hell no, they sold that stuff for food and lodging). Â He later returned with his parents to their occupied homeland and lived in poverty.
The religion of Jesusâs people has no concept of a permanent hell and instructed its priests on how to induce miscarriages.  Jesus explicitly rejected the concept of disability as a divine punishment.  He spoke out against religious hypocrites.  He had enough respect for women to let his mother choose the time of his first miracle.  He blessed a same sex couple.  He told a rich man that he must give up his wealth to get to heaven, and also told a parable about a rich man suffering in agony in presumably Gehinnom (basically Purgatory) just to hammer the point home.  He told people to pay their taxes.  He declared âlove your neighborâ to be one of the two commandments on which all laws hang.  He commanded his followers to help the poor.  He commanded them to help the sick and the needy. He spent time with social outcasts.  He healed the servant of a high priest during his arrest rather than fighting back.  He was put to death by the occupying government because he was a political radical.
Trump and his administration are xenophobic, misogynistic, racist, fear-mongering, warmongering, tax-dodging, anti-Semitic, anti-choice, anti-welfare, anti-equal pay, anti-LGBTQIA+, anti-immigration, support tax cuts for the rich, support Citizenâs United, want to keep refugees out of this country, want to limit our ability to speak against the government, plan to abolish the Affordable Care Act, and they wrap all of that up behind a banner of âChristian family values.â  If you support them, you have no right to call yourself a follower of Christ.
itâs so rare, yet so fulfilling, to see the J-man on my dash
One of my friends is literally the most religious Christian I have ever met. What does that mean in regards to her lifestyle and outlook? She loves everyone. EVERYONE. Unconditionally. And she supports healthcare and education and birth control and everything thatâs necessary to have a healthy, stable society.
Because thatâs what her homeboy JC would want.
Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.
*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on Iâm living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One
how am I meant to help someone who refuses to believe theyâre worth helping? I canât just leave her to misery in an abusive relationshipÂ
i need kisses and attention and alcohol
here be unpleasant thoughts
I think I figured out why Iâm hurting. Its not because she didnât want me. sure, thats upsetting but it didnât hurt. Sheâs allowed not to want to be with me, despite mutual affections. Itâs because she choose him. This cunt that,in her own words, hurt her then told her off for crying. Who manipulated her feelings to hurt and control her. Who told her that he didnât even love her. She told me that she didnât even find him attractive anymore, that he was disgusting. She told me that heâd have to do so much for her to even consider getting back with him. She told me that he barely showed her affection. She took this, and she put it next to everything I was doing to try and make her feel loved, supported, and wanted. Next to the 110% effort I was and (because im an idiot) still am giving her. Sheâs put these things against each other and decided that I was worse. That even trying my best Iâm worse than a disgusting, manipulative, abuser. How bad must I be to be worse than that? Â
just got L.A.I.D
Launched Into A Depressive spiral
2 weeks of putting in absolute effort into this girl and turns out sheâs probably messing me about. Iâm going to be single for a while longer it seems
accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont