Hamburger man

Conrad|24|They/he/it| ❤️ Anh🧡

[0dd-0wl]

After years of consideration, I officially have commissions opened to the public! If you are interested,  head over to https://ko-fi.com/oddowl/commissions…. I even have a discounted option for Blaseball players!

[noodibranch]

platypus i drew when i first read the newest WOF book!

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[l0rdgumby]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[breakbeatbun]

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

[breakbeatbun]

im so hungry i could lay a dinner egg

[beefscrap]

Her problems will be awesome

[acesartscape]

For my beloved Conrad

[stjohnstarling]

Befriending an artist who you deeply admire probably never ceases entirely to feel totally bewildering and surreal.

[stjohnstarling]

Pablo Picasso is in my DMs. Vincent Van Gogh is my Tumblr mutual and he's sending 16 smirking face emojis to me right now.

[flowerbleedme]

beautiful. woman. detected.

[samosadude]

red rose to a bull

[glazeliights]

☝️ what if they were animals

[penumbraphantism]

[venomstigmata]

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[c-53]

[veggieblt]

A BREAKTHROUGH FOR SCIENCE

[shadsasaur]

looks like a lot of people in the notes are unfamiliar with the old sonic colouring book edits!

[multitaskingwhore]

if the damn daniel cannot break the eggs shell it will die without being born. We are the damn daniel. The world is our egg. If we don't crack the worlds shell we will die without being born. Smash the worlds shell! Lay 1000 damn daniel eggs!!!