No bro Iām making this shit EVERYONES PROBLEM Iām sick. My stomach fucking DROPPED when I saw this and I just so happened to be in my car with my family so all I could do was show my sister and keep silent FUCK. He looks so good and it pisses me offfff like I canāt even be mad cause he always looks fucking insane. Like bro I want you fuck you WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT????? Bye bye Hyunjinās lucious locks Iāll always miss you and mourn you everyday I didnāt even get to see you in person at a concert before your selfish ass owner ripped you away from me. But hey short hair hyunjin donāt think youāre any less bad hmu LIKE RIGHT NOW ILL TREAT YOU SOOOO RIGHT I PROMISE (PS PS PS PS is jeonginās hair different?? LIKE I COULDVE SWOREEEE I saw some orange lurking in his hair in the videos of them leaving that damn building and if Iām right I expect my ass eaten by at least ONE OF YOU)
Iām deadass gonna find you. Iām coming for you Minho. I know how to find you (I really donāt) and if thereās a will thereās a way. Heās looks so good Iām genuinely baffled and I was already thinking about changing my hair color to be white with a red section BUT THIS JUST CONFIRMED EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW IM DOING IT BRO IM GONNA TWIN FR. This color suits him so well but I also canāt think of a SINGLE color theyāve ever put in this manās hair and it looked bad. Like thatās never happened bro heās just a fucking chameleon and looks good in anything at any time ever. Lee Minho I donāt know if I want to be with you or be you more. (I want to be with you obvi but like damn it was lowkey a tough decision to make) like woah I just fell to my knees (in preparation) WHAT
Most lethal pictures to ever face the planet. Iām so sick they look soooooo fucking pretty and bangchans picture with him chain in his teethā¦fuckkkkkk itās all over bro Iām about to stick my imaginary dick in my charger port I NEED SOMETHING!! And changbin looks so fucking angelic oh my word?? Hyunjin with blue grey contacts and rings. Thatās all Iām gonna say. HAN JISUNG GET YOUR LONG HAIR AND TINY WAIST OVER HERE RNNNNNN LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW DUDE THIS IS INSANE WORK. They all make me tweak out to the point of no return im so doomedšš¦
I had a whole day to prepare. We all did. I prepared for everything but THIS. why is oreo lino staring back at me. Iām nervous Iām scared Iām bewildered Iām flabbergasted. The colors on all of them is doing something to me Iām such a bitch for colors so seeing these concept photos be SOOOO bright sighš¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤ I love my life. Felix is just drop dead fucking gorgeous dude omggggg. The little slip of waist??? Iām on my knees (in preparation!) AND THE FUCKING JEWLERY TOOOOOO they love me they know what they need to do and they deliver every time. Also yk when they did the racha log where they got their colors like idk what itās called but when they find out what colors they look best in and the lady told him blue isnāt for himā¦š š blue is this manās color idgaf. SEUNGMINNNNNNN these ones knocked me on my ass oh lord I LOVE THE FUCKING STICKERS just like felix with the band aid on his face i love that shit all of them look so cute and eatable. Blue is all of their color omg they all look so good especially with the shade theyāre wearing idk why Iām so drawn to the colors on them and around them this comeback but they make it look so bright itās like feeding my brain. Also seungmins hair is fucking perfect right now I love it sm. Jeongin Jeongin Jeongin. Donāt act like I donāt see those fuckass tattoos on your knuckles FIRST OFF and the ringssss they love me they love me they love me all of these men for these concept pictures knew exactly what we all needed from this and like I said earlier THEY ALWAYS DELIVER. Wow I feel so blessed to ult this group thank you god for stray kids fr wtf
Iām gonna ask you guys a question and all I ask of you is that you answer me with complete honesty okay? Can you do that? Okay good. What the fuck am i looking at? š
I opened the story okay new lino pet play video just dropped todayās gonna be a good dayā¦oh oh no itās not cause i click one more time and im met with bang chan. But not just regular bang chan ykwim? (would still be doing this if it was regular bang Chan donāt put words in my mouth nowš) BUT BANG CHAN WITH FUCKING TATTOOS ON HIS SHOULDERS. HIS SHOULDERS!!!! Oh good god if i looked in the mirror rn Iāve probably gone pale in the face. And i keep clicking. Changbin. No. No no no no no no no YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM BEGGING YOU. Theyputhiminablueshirtbtw IM DOOMED. But then the thought that runs through my mind is āwait no Lee know so if itās not age order it must be rachas okay okay i can now prepare myself to see ha-ā why tf is hyunjin staring back at me and why are my clothes gone from the waist down. DONT LOOK AT ME CRAZY YOU WERE ALL FUCKING THINKING IT TOO. Okay after all Iām a hyunjin ult so pardon me if this gets bad. I need to get him pregnant i need him against EVERY surface idc where idc when idc how TAKE ME. Iāve been asking for this for quite some time now but it never hurts to ask. Nda. Can i please have the nda? Okay now that thatās all cleared up we got one more. So my brain is in the gutter atp cause if itās not Han itās not a racha so it could be anyyy of the membe- oh so now itās Han okay well. STRAY KIDS JUST THINK IM A JOKE THEY THINK ITS FUNNY TO FUCK ME- wait hold on although im not opposed to the idea that is crazy out of context let me rephrase STRAY KIDS THINK IM A JOKE THEY THINK ITS FUNNY TO FUCK WITH MY HEAD better. Okay moving on genuinely when Han popped up I thought i saw the light. Yk when people open a box and like heaven angel sounds start playing and gold glows out of the box? Iām not crazy yk what Iām talking about donāt lie but that how i felt. Okay i think thatās all for now i just have to wait for tomorrow to see where my fate lies after the other four members photos drop in a mystery order apparently. Pray for meš okay bye byeeeee love you all mwah mwahh mwahhhhhhhhhh
Okay lock tf in weāre here. Now you see I was aware that I would be in for it after the hyung line photos dropped but oh good god I didnāt know it was gonna be THIS fucking crazy.
1. Hello? Why are you looking at me like that?š the b-braceletsā¦okay okay. the e-extensions?? okay thatās fine thatās okay. the eye contacts and the makeup? Iām gonna die here Iām fucked weāre all fucked this is crazy.
2. They need to stop styling his hair like this bro it takes me out every. single. time. AND THE GLOVES BRO HOLY SHIT. Heās so beautiful itās actually hard to believe someone can look like this.
3. Stop winking. No more winking. Drop the wink seo changbin PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME. These outfits are so fucking good AND THE CHAIN ON HIS NECK IM SORRY IM A BITCH FOR STRAY KIDS IN JEWELRY LEAVE ME ALONE.
4. Yes I snuck in 2 pictures I couldnāt decide between the 2 because in one we got a hand shot we got a side profile shot we got a piercing shot. And on the other hand we got full arm shot in a crazy ass outfit while heās LOWKEY manspeading okay so I was going through it.
5. He has the prettiest eyes Iāve ever seen in my life and I just wanted to say something about it cause since I saw the pictures earlier that shit had been weighing HEAVY on my mind. Like Han Jisung is so fucking perfect ughhhh Iām doneš
6. Weāre gonna be here for a while. The hair the pearls the eye contacts the makeup HIM LITERALLY JUST HIM. Back to what I was saying yesterday this is literally the closest weāre ever getting to seeing an angel in real time cause omg heās so fucking ethereal. I love how theyāre styling him this comeback dudeeee I will not shut up about him.
7. Never take brown hair away from him brown is his color it matches him too well idk how else to say it. Iām gonna sounds insane for a second okay? Okay so I genuinely donāt know how else to say this but Seungmin is like satisfying asf to look at? Idk idk thereās something about him thatās like naturally aesthetic or something and theyāre really bring it out this comeback amen.
8. He needs to be stopped. Idk whatās in the air rn but yang jeongin is driving me insane itās actually crazy. HANDS HANDS HANDS HIS HANDS ARE IN SHOT. And his LIPS???? Dare I say kissableššÆ
So overall thoughts. Imgonnagetthempregnant okay bye bye mwahhhhhš½šš š«Æ
Okay. Hello. As I said in my last post Iāve been neglecting you guys and I apologize for that but Iāve been going through something. Thereās a feeling deep within my bones and I donāt know exactly what to do with it. That feeling is the NEED to get 8 grown men pregnant. Is this a safe place to say that? I figured thank you for reading the bs Iām always writing on here.
1. Bro the bleached eyebrowsā¦itās everywhere. THE CROP TOP IDGAF IM THE BIGGEST CROP TOP CHAN MEATRIDER. And his facial expression broooooo get over here fr.
2. Bro is not otp with anybodyšš okay sorry that was dumb I want him and donāt know what else to say LET ME COPE SHUT UP.
3. Bro youāre so bad get tf out of my face. Like how to become a cup lmk in 2 steps no borax lmk immediately it will be much appreciated.
4. Buckle up. I need a fanfic of him as a personal assistant stat and I mean RIGHT NOW CAUSE BROTHER. What is even that? Where did he spawn from? Who am I? Where am I? What am I other than a down bad fangirl for hwang hyunjin?š
5. Heās gotta go. Im sorry but Iāll never stfu about Han Jisungās hands no matter what Iām so down bad for this mf. And the c-cream on his nose? It can be a different kind of cream though lmkš kidding that was crazy Iām sorry.
6. Lee felix. Where do I start with you. I think this might just be the closest we ever get to seeing an angel like if someone asked me what I think angels look like I would pull up that exact picture. Living in the same timeline as these men makes me feel so blessed.
7. I WANT YOU I WANT YOU! KIM SEUNGMIN JUST MADE ME HIS BITCH OH GOOD GOD HELP ME I WANT YOU SO FUCKING BAD STOP THIS MADNESS!!!
8. Blue is his color. Orange is his color. Blue and orange are his colors. Never take that suit off of him. The entirety of the suit stays on and I mean it. How to become an orange in 2 steps no borax please and thank you.
Okay. I hope you enjoyed and yes I have seen the new ones that came out todayā¦shhh donāt speak to me about them. Iāll be back tmw when the Maknae line pics drop so I can talk about all 8 of em again so be ready to read more bs tomorrow hope you enjoyed this. BYE BYEEEEE love you all mwah mwahššøš š«Æš«§šš³
Okay wait rq while weāre here fuck it weāre throwing it in. Caveman hyunjinā¦hear me out now okay?ā¦I need to fuck you WHAT WHO SAID THAT????
Me I said that and I mean it with ever fiber in my being like bro his BUILD?? his HAIR??? Get butt booty naked and give me the nda atp IM DONE IM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED
Havenāt been on here in a bit and I sincerely apologize to you guys for neglecting you these concept photos have been killing me a little bit so now I will do my job which is stupid commentary on ALL OF ITšš
All to show a mosquito bite btw. Thank you Mr mosquito for your amazing work. Dood Iām such a bitch for collarbones donāt even joke lad. Heās actually perfect like his lips. Okay. His hair. Okay chill. His eyes. CHILL BRO. His just wellā¦him in general CHILL IM EASY BRO IM SO FUCKING EASY ISTG. Give me the nda. Please itās not even me asking Iām genuinely pleading. Iām begging rn. Please one singular chance is all I ask hwang hyunjin I will NOT fuck this up. Okay thatās all bye bye love you all mwah mwah MWAHHHHHHH
Iām cumming. Okay DONT LOOK AT ME CRAZY CAUSE IM MAN ENOUGH TO SAY ITā¦was going a little crazy (as you can see by my comments in the last pictureš„ŗ) but doodā¦what am I supposed to do with all that? PLEASE SOMEBODY LMK I NEED TO KNOW. His h-hair itās like a side undercut thingy and itās long on the top and and an- š¤¤ dadadadadaaa thatās dadaman 3000 million bro I donāt make the rules. And the picture of his CHEEKS? That one was doing something to me I was sitting there for a good 3 minutes examining it okay? Okay. Now the gov ball picture. What angel just flew past my screen? LOOK AT HIMMMMMMMM THE CONTACTS AND HIS PRETTY ASS HAIR AND HIS PRETTY OUTFIT AND HIS PRETTY FACE AND I LOVE HIM AND iām gonna jump through my phone. And then the mirror pic in the outfit from the lover video itās ALL JUST SO MWAHHHHHHH š¤š¤š¤ PERFECTO I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH HES SO PERFECT AND HANDSOME AND PRETTY AND POSTS WHEN I LEAST EXPECT IT SO I GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST AND I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. Hwang hyunjin i love you youāre the loml anddddd I am indeed on my way to Korea rn. Okay bye bye love you all thank you for bearing through yet another Blu losing it over stray kids post see you on the next episode of blu losing it over stray kids MWAH MWAH MWAHHHHHHHHšš«šš
I need him in my pants. Iāve tried to hold back sooooo much but FUCK I canāt anymore. His hair is doing EVERYTHING and MORE for me right now like dooooooood I genuinely donāt play about dadaman 3000 here mm mmmm mmmmmmmmmā¦ā¦ and the picture of it in his MOUTH? You fucking freak I want you I can match it I swear I CAN MATCH YOUR FREAK I PROMISE YOU BABYGIRL!!! Like damnnn bro pass over the nda and give me a chance I will NOT ruin this I promise you.
Mmmmm mhmhmhmmmmm todayās a good day. Heās so devastatingly beautiful Iām in awe and shock and what the fuck am I witnessing rn thatās where Iām at personally. Sorry Iām late to the party I died last night, opened my insta, saw this, closed my phone and did not open this till like 5 mins agoš§āāļø. Honestly I think Iām completely justified considering HAN JISUNG JUST POSTED THIS ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING BEAUTIFUL PERFECT BREATHTAKING post ykwim? Will never disappear on you guys like that again Iām sorry my sons I love you too much (it hasnāt even been a day since I last posted). But uhhhh han do me a favor and hand over the phone okay? Sound good? Thank you for understanding have a terrific day.
New skz comeback im gonna blow up. Iāve waited 7 months. I posted about 50 stories. Iāve commented about 50 times on the post. Iām making this album my bitch. Iām about to be so annoying EVERYONES GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT IM ABOUT TO MAKE THIS EVERYBODYāS PROBLEM FUCK. They look so good too like getting flashbanged by hyunjin FIRST? Was indeed evil as well as plotted against me. THEN SIR JEONGIN IN THE FUCKING TANK TOP WOOOOOOOOO IM NO BETTER THAN A MANNNNNNNNN!!!!! Felixā¦felixā¦.youre an angel never change i cant believe my eyes youāre so gorgeous ENOUGH! Pap-chan i mean Chan ehhh hehehe iwantyousobadgivemeachanceā¦ SEUNGMINNNNNNNNN I MISSED YOUUUUU fuhhhh i missed seeing him and he look toooo good lord. Han. Thereās something else you could be clappin IM FUCKING JOKING SORRY I COULDNT HOLD BACK I want you though Iām not actually joking come here. Anyways. Changbin no THATS DADA THATS DADA MAN 3000 RIGHT THERE GOLLY I WANT YOUUUU I NEED YOUUUU I CRAVE YOUUUUU. Lee know is doing something to me like damn the whole ass outfit stays on I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT RIGHT?? Didnāt talk about hyunjin enough weāre back youāre so fucking srumdilliumpsious Iām gonna eat you whole istg YOURE SO LUCKY WE HAVE A PHONE AND A COUPLE COUNTRIES IN BETWEEN US OMFG
Dada (tried getting screenshots of the rest of them and they came out like shit so if I retrieve more I will post them trust mwah)
Yes I did see this like 9 hours ago. Yes Iām just posting about it now. Yes I died. Yes gov ball just took me out too. Yes I have fomo. Yes I need him in my bed rn. Yes it is that serious. SHUT UP
