Cali

Maggie - 17 - not much else to know

[lakevida]

in bed with the lights off at 7:40pm big as fuck glass of ice water i don't care what happens to anyone or anything bye

[averagefairy]

you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees

[averagefairy]

people keep telling me this is the plot of bee movie i honestly never knew… i thought that movie was about a woman trying to fuck a bee

[cocktoetwins-archive-deactivate]

i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I have jury duty

innocent

guilty

Voting ended onJan 19, 2023

[thyrell]

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[teathattast]

[legend-tripper]

[anexperimentallife]

[fairycosmos]

hey be nice to me im just a teenage girl who has legally been an adult for years

[beardedmrbean]

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[kosmogrl]

[plumslices]

I wish i was different i wish it all was different . *cleans and does laundry *

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

[plasticmutations]

sentence i found on a grocery store review

[redrobin-detective]

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”