well hello

🐌I'm Tara and ur pretty cool🐌 15,Northern Irish

[boredpanda]

Incredible Contrast Between Two Worlds: The City Vs. Central Park, New York

[candycorn-queen]

[futubandera]

[nice-wig-janis]

Shut up Jennifer

[penis-hilton]

this fucked me up so bad

[ubuyo]

[lloydtheabstrac]

[supa--nova]

😂😂😂

[sacred-portal]

[vausemania]

[galgadotssss-deactivated2016071]

[girff]

[shydogblue]

source?

[wizardhecker]

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

[saintberge-deactivated20160211]

[ronieie]

@misrulefairy

[jadelyn]

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

[jennlyons]

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

[thommquackenbush]

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

[doodlesanddiscord-deactivated20]

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ALL OF THIS

Also, the comment ‘Exit, pursued by a doge’ alone makes this worth reblogging :D

[chaoswolf1982]

Heck, the line that’s based on, “Exit, pursued by bear”, only exists because Shakespeare couldn’t think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment.

He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer’s block.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“And then the bear gets him”

“…

…

The

The bear?”

“Yes the bear”

“Will

Will there isn’t a bear in this play

Where did the bear come from”

“A PLACE

And he exits the play pursued by it

It’s happening make me a bear costume”

[10andthetardis]

“it’s happening make me a bear costume” lmao

[amuseoffyre]

Shakespeare even wrote Yo Mama jokes, like this delight from Titus Andronicus.

CHIRON: Thou has undone our mother. AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.

[laurholls-deactivated20180418]

Good Friend Kaitlyn Alexander (x)

[kbearluna-deactivated20200602]

To be fair, Sharon would probably save all of us before I would even realize what was happening.

[parksandfluff]

[basicdeeps]

@pierrekilledpeter

[skimmingfourstones]

[mooglemain]

I’m the gay demon

[mouseremote147863456]

Parks and Recreation characters’ first and last appearance.

[pierrekilledpeter]

@basicdeeps @mahniggacorrupt

[basicdeeps]

@pierrekilledpeter aw look how much they’ve grown 

[0originality]

Better Titles for Beatles Albums

Please Please Me: We Finally Made It Boys Well Except For You Pete Sorry Chap

With The Beatles: They Will Retitle This One in America

A Hard Day's Night: Please Go See Our Movie

Beatles For Sale: Eh, It'll Do

Help!: Please Go See Our Movie 2 (PS We Love Pot and Bob Dylan)

Rubber Soul: It's Time To Get Deep (But Not Too Deep Because We Let Ringo Co-Write Something)

Revolver: Did We Mention We Love Drugs

Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band: Paul McCartney's Giant Ego On Parade

Magical Mystery Tour: Please Go See Our Movie 3: Paul McCartney's Folly

The White Album: We Did So Much Drugs In India That We Let Ringo Write an Entire Song

Yellow Submarine: Whatever, George Martin Can Do It

Abbey Road: Let's Make This One Count

Let It Be: For Fuck's Sake Let's Just Get This Over With Already